WINDOWS: oh that's our Microsoft Search Indexer, it's building a search index of your files
ME: neat, so if I do a search on my files, will I get prompt, useful resul—
WINDOWS: [punches me in the face]
WINDOWS: oh that's our Microsoft Search Indexer, it's building a search index of your files
ME: neat, so if I do a search on my files, will I get prompt, useful resul—
WINDOWS: [punches me in the face]
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…thank you for your time.
…thank you for your time.
Personally i feel like we need a way for the citizens to eject a sitting president as well as a sitting senator. I’m tired of this “wait to vote again” crap, and this “hopefully the democrats will do something” crap!
Personally i feel like we need a way for the citizens to eject a sitting president as well as a sitting senator. I’m tired of this “wait to vote again” crap, and this “hopefully the democrats will do something” crap!
This is not America anymore.
This is not America anymore.
TSLA subsidies (10 years): $15b
Annual increase in deficit: $900b
Cuts to Medicare: $880b
TSLA subsidies (10 years): $15b
Annual increase in deficit: $900b
Cuts to Medicare: $880b
It’s an instagram alternative built on the AT protocol 🙌 all the visual scrolling with none of the Meta algorithm
It’s an instagram alternative built on the AT protocol 🙌 all the visual scrolling with none of the Meta algorithm
Avoid watching The Monkey.
The dialogue is unbearable. The horror is not scary. The pacing is terrible. And the humor hits for the wrong reasons.
Avoid watching The Monkey.
The dialogue is unbearable. The horror is not scary. The pacing is terrible. And the humor hits for the wrong reasons.
The Supreme Court shall have an equal number of justices from the two controlling political parties. For an odd total, the extra seat shall be filled by a justice appointed from a recognized third party, ensuring balanced representation.
The Supreme Court shall have an equal number of justices from the two controlling political parties. For an odd total, the extra seat shall be filled by a justice appointed from a recognized third party, ensuring balanced representation.
No person convicted of a felony shall be eligible to serve as Senator or President. Congress may enforce this amendment through appropriate legislation.
No person convicted of a felony shall be eligible to serve as Senator or President. Congress may enforce this amendment through appropriate legislation.
Amendment TBD: No person aged 62 or older shall serve as Senator or President. Eligibility for these offices is limited to those under 62 at the time of election, nomination, or appointment.
Amendment TBD: No person aged 62 or older shall serve as Senator or President. Eligibility for these offices is limited to those under 62 at the time of election, nomination, or appointment.