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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · Jun 25
super shout out to @dsoart.com for my new pfp Garfiel, pastor of jowls!!

"Mondays are not native to the world - they are but a contrivance"
Miriel, pastor of vows is an enormous tortoise wearing a white and gold mitre with two peaks. He is laying immobile among the flowers of a decrepit medieval chapel. However, Miriel here is being represented as having Garfield's head and orange flesh. It is drawn in a colorful cartoony style and Garfield/Miriel has a serene expression on his wisened face
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foolish-mortal.bsky.social
#smallbusinesssaturday #caturday #shopsmall

Your purchases from foolish-mortal.com - do not just support an independent artist. They also help feed these cats.
November 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
foxreels.bsky.social
Muramasa The Demon Blade
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 7:11 AM
foxreels.bsky.social
Oh thank God
Nuzzis weirdo story about falling in love with a sickly evil golem but it's behind a vanity fair paywall
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
ms paint of a twitter post by Joyce Carol Oates that reads: "So curious that the richest man in the world doesn't have a favorite shape. Does he even know any shapes?" separate twitter post by an account named "shapesthetics": "The triangle is a shape with three sides and three corners, one of the most basic yet beautiful shapes in Euclidean geometry." reply to this post by Elon Musk: "Great shape:
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
foxreels.bsky.social
Inflates You Making You Big And Round
November 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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bombsfall.bsky.social
The Pennsylvania Conceptual Zone

Kodak XX
Nikon N90

#filmphotography
An upwards-tilted black and white photo of a road sign. Behind it are trees and powerlines and a blustery cloudy sky. The sign reads: (up arrow) Dubois 10 (left arrow) Paradise 3 (left arrow) Desire 5 (left arrow) Panic 7
October 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
foxreels.bsky.social
"yeah I got this spinny sun thing to cover it, the guy said it's called a sun and rad. Looks pretty rad to me!"
phillewis.bsky.social Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · Oct 22
PORTLAND, Maine (AP) — Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner tells AP he got a new tattoo to cover one seen as a Nazi symbol.
October 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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kcg.bsky.social
new mascot for a dispensary up for grabs
October 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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kcg.bsky.social
speaking of, It’s a Greatures! Based on a Twilight Zone episode

greatures.com/comic/156/
October 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
foxreels.bsky.social
I guess it isn't my year but it's an honor to be nominated
October 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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screamerjim.bsky.social
October 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
foxreels.bsky.social
I was going to change my profile name but instead I'm posting the bit from office space where Michael Bolton says "Why should I change? He's the one who sucks"
September 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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junlper.beer
be very careful about what you post online
September 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Mobile Delivery // Kuni-Soft // PC-98
Mobile Delivery // Kuni-Soft // PC-98
August 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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nedroid.com
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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dsoart.com
6 more fan arts!
6 panels of fan art: Snorks, Agnes Varda, Um Jammer Lammy, Rick Sanchez, LeBron James, Skull Kid.
August 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
foxreels.bsky.social
New cryptid: cat who makes your vision blurry when he looks at you
Orange cat laying in a chair and looking to his left Orange cat laying in a chair and looking to his right Orange cat laying in chair, looking at viewer and making their vision blurry
August 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
foxreels.bsky.social
Breaking: RFK Jr has passed away. He broke his own neck whipping his head around to see if he passed some free roadkill on the freeway
elsplice.bsky.social An Evan @elsplice.bsky.social · May 13
I'm going to post something like this everyday until one of them comes true
August 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
foxreels.bsky.social
*Zappa voice* I might be movin' to Momtana soon
chucknoblet.bsky.social Chuck Noblet @chucknoblet.bsky.social · Aug 8
"generate a map of the USA with each state named"
August 8, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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mossmouth.bsky.social
🍒 Whoa, what's this?!

UFO 50 is available right now on #NintendoSwitch!

#UFO50 #IndieWorld
August 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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foxreels.bsky.social
Tucker loves Kitten whether he likes it or not
A large buff colored cat (Tucker) is laying mostly on top of a grey tabby point cat (Kitten). Tucker has his entire face buried into Kitten's face and neck. Kitten looks to the camera holder for help that will never be given
July 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
foxreels.bsky.social
Tucker loves Kitten whether he likes it or not
A large buff colored cat (Tucker) is laying mostly on top of a grey tabby point cat (Kitten). Tucker has his entire face buried into Kitten's face and neck. Kitten looks to the camera holder for help that will never be given
July 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
foxreels.bsky.social
they call me 3.6 roentgen because my game is not great but not terrible
July 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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tommchenry.bsky.social
I only ever did the one comic about Ozzy and it was back in October 2019
PANEL 1: It's a business meeting in the conference room. Thornsen begins to speak. THORNSEN: "So it starts with Ozzy going 'All aboard' and then laughing in a 'crazy' voice." PANEL 2: THORNSEN: "Then it's real bassy--all doo-doo. Doo-doo. Doo-doo." PANEL 3: A bearded duck in the room is listening intently. THORNSEN (off panel): "Then we hear Ozzy do this 'Ai! Ai! Ai!' that echoes all around." PANEL 4: Thornsen standing up, gesturing. THORNSEN: "Boom! rattle sound! Now we hear this sick riff: doo-doo doo-doo- doo-doo nana do-da doo da PANEL 5: A woman is smiling with her eyes closed, listening intently. THORNSEN (off-panel): "Couple bars like that, then it REALLY kicks in: 'Doggadogga doo dogga doggadoo." PANEL 6: Bill, an older duck in glasses and balding interrupts. BILL: "Excuse me--why are we listening to Thornsen describe the song 'Crazy Train?'" PANEL 7: Thornsen frozen on the spot. PANEL 8: Bearded guy putting his arms up to tell Bill to back off. BEARDED GUY: "Hang on, Bill, I think we all want to hear this out." PANEL 1: The bearded guy leans in now, gesturing to Thornsen to keep going. BEARDED GUY: "Go on now, don't be stingy." PANEL 2: Thornsen picks up where he left off. THORNSEN: "Then Ozzy simply says 'Crazy' dogga dogga doo dogga dogga doo dogga dogga DOO" PANEL 3: A duck woman laughs. WOMAN: "Ha-ha what kind of train ride even IS this?" PANEL 4: Thornsen dramatically pauses with his finger up. THORNSEN: "Listen though: 'Crazy, but *that's* how it goes." OFF PANEL VOICE: "Fucking what?" PANEL 5: Close up on Thornsen who knows he's really got them. THORNSEN: "Right? There's more: 'Millions of people, living as foes'" PANEL 6: A different duck woman leans in to give advice to the bearded guy. WOMAN 2: "Chief, it's incredible. This song is about RIGHT NOW." PANEL 7: Bill is furious. BILL: "He's supposed to be presenting his departments Q4 budget overruns!" PANEL 8: Bearded guy is furious now, too. BEARDED GUY: "Dammit Bill, he's trying to teach us how to LIVE!"
July 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM