When i worked at the mall i got to use the utility passages to get in and out when previously i had only been able to use the main entrance. In this way real life is kind of a metroidvania
December 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
When i worked at the mall i got to use the utility passages to get in and out when previously i had only been able to use the main entrance. In this way real life is kind of a metroidvania
if I invite friends to my party, they will want pizza... if I order pizza, they will want mozzarella sticks........... I will also want mozzarella sticks. This is a mozzarella sticks post now.
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
if I invite friends to my party, they will want pizza... if I order pizza, they will want mozzarella sticks........... I will also want mozzarella sticks. This is a mozzarella sticks post now.
LRT I have, I guess, a heterodox reading of "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie" which is that the kid and the mouse clearly have a grand time together and the series of escalating boons required of the kid are literally the stuff fulfilling relationships are made of
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
LRT I have, I guess, a heterodox reading of "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie" which is that the kid and the mouse clearly have a grand time together and the series of escalating boons required of the kid are literally the stuff fulfilling relationships are made of
calling in to work to say I won't be able to make it today because I'm a background character in someone's macro furry commission. traffic's backed up entirely. just saw a dude get eaten. he seemed excited about it though, good for him.
December 1, 2024 at 2:06 PM
calling in to work to say I won't be able to make it today because I'm a background character in someone's macro furry commission. traffic's backed up entirely. just saw a dude get eaten. he seemed excited about it though, good for him.
So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here.
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here.
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?