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good call

Let's not forget that when this originally happened Steven Totilo stepped in to challenge Soulja Boy to a duel for the honor of gamers and was completely bodied because it turns out Soulja Boy does understand video games

Ahhh forcethemming

I know whatever this is actually about cant be as fun as what im imagining so im just basking in the whimsy for a moment hefore i scroll further

You can enter the phone number from Jenny at the grocery store check-out for discounts. In this way real life has cheat codes

I carry a set of cards that i can use for various actions (drive, purchase taquitos, use batting cages (3/20 uses remain), free coffee (ready) in this way real life has deckbuilding elements

archive.org/details/agen... I've got the perfect book for them

if I invite friends to my party, they will want pizza... if I order pizza, they will want mozzarella sticks........... I will also want mozzarella sticks. This is a mozzarella sticks post now.

People reading a book for literal children: If I'm nice to people they will want to spend time with me. This is a problem somehow.

Sometimes you have to make the first move. Sometimes you have to give something to someone with no expectation of a return. I've made many friends by giving cookies to mice and I have no regrets about that

If You Give A Mouse A Cookie he will want you to live your life

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Jackelope