Fluffmitten
@fluffmitten.bsky.social
Urgh, she gets everywhere
"How are you still single?" they chuckle; well every time someone says Steve Bannon I say MMM BANNON to the tune of the Danone jingle, so there's that
February 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
"How are you still single?" they chuckle; well every time someone says Steve Bannon I say MMM BANNON to the tune of the Danone jingle, so there's that
I'm not on X so if anyone would like to tell Nathan/Jerome/Nick that our third kit is aqua rather than teal I'd be much obliged, thank you 👍 #oufc #nichetweets
February 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I'm not on X so if anyone would like to tell Nathan/Jerome/Nick that our third kit is aqua rather than teal I'd be much obliged, thank you 👍 #oufc #nichetweets
I wouldn't usually watch the last 20 minutes of a film and then start it all over again but sometimes it's apt
February 2, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I wouldn't usually watch the last 20 minutes of a film and then start it all over again but sometimes it's apt
Is this what the young people call a deep cut?
January 30, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Is this what the young people call a deep cut?
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
Guys, this is a radical notion but I'm not sure the human mind was built to withstand repeatedly watching real people being executed in real time on a little screen you can carry around everywhere
January 24, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Guys, this is a radical notion but I'm not sure the human mind was built to withstand repeatedly watching real people being executed in real time on a little screen you can carry around everywhere
Jury's out on the memory holes but I'm going to go out on a limb and say the crying is probably the fascism
Every time I struggle to remember something I wonder if it's ADHD or perimenopause, or now, if it's the fascism
boss the fascism
January 24, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Jury's out on the memory holes but I'm going to go out on a limb and say the crying is probably the fascism
Just an OUFC fan born in Bromley loving life
January 24, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Just an OUFC fan born in Bromley loving life
Mark Harris has scored! I don't watch Stranger Things so this is what I imagine The Upside-down is
January 24, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Mark Harris has scored! I don't watch Stranger Things so this is what I imagine The Upside-down is
Aaaaaaahahahahaha
January 20, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Aaaaaaahahahahaha
Oh no, work have FA (put me on zero hour contract, slashed how many hours they'll give me) and now they are FO (no I won't go in today thanks) 🖕
January 18, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Oh no, work have FA (put me on zero hour contract, slashed how many hours they'll give me) and now they are FO (no I won't go in today thanks) 🖕
If I live to be 100 I could get this tattooed on my bum
January 17, 2026 at 9:28 AM
If I live to be 100 I could get this tattooed on my bum
Some women could get this haircut and look more like Mia Farrow than Eminem and well I love that for them but could never be me apparently
January 13, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Some women could get this haircut and look more like Mia Farrow than Eminem and well I love that for them but could never be me apparently
Every time I struggle to remember something I wonder if it's ADHD or perimenopause, or now, if it's the fascism
January 11, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Every time I struggle to remember something I wonder if it's ADHD or perimenopause, or now, if it's the fascism
For tedious reasons I could do with finding about 10 hours' work a week: feel free to send your most unhinged suggestions (can be minimum wage, preferably not excrement-based)
January 6, 2026 at 8:18 PM
For tedious reasons I could do with finding about 10 hours' work a week: feel free to send your most unhinged suggestions (can be minimum wage, preferably not excrement-based)
May the gods grant me 1% of the confidence of Wilfried Nancy when asked about his employment status
January 3, 2026 at 4:12 PM
May the gods grant me 1% of the confidence of Wilfried Nancy when asked about his employment status
This time last year I was in A&E so I guess 2026 is already better
January 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
This time last year I was in A&E so I guess 2026 is already better
Appeal for witnesses in the thread:
A man in his 40s hit in a city centre road traffic collision early this morning, leading to the closure of Magdalen Bridge, is in “a life-threatening condition” according to Thames Valley Police. A black Toyota Prius was involved in the collision outside Magdalen College.
January 2, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Appeal for witnesses in the thread:
Starting 2026 as I mean to go on I'm applying good/fast/cheap triangle theory to my hair today: 1) bleach and correction will be good and cheap but not fast, 2) booking a hair appointment will be good but not fast or cheap, 3) the box with Holly Willoughby on it will be cheap and fast but 😬
January 1, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Starting 2026 as I mean to go on I'm applying good/fast/cheap triangle theory to my hair today: 1) bleach and correction will be good and cheap but not fast, 2) booking a hair appointment will be good but not fast or cheap, 3) the box with Holly Willoughby on it will be cheap and fast but 😬
The Swiss fire, christ, 2026 couldn't let us have just one day huh 😞 Those poor, poor people 😔
January 1, 2026 at 11:21 AM
The Swiss fire, christ, 2026 couldn't let us have just one day huh 😞 Those poor, poor people 😔
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This is Richard Smith of the South Durham Hunt and he thinks it’s ok to hit a horse over the head. Make this ‘man’ famous.
December 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
This is Richard Smith of the South Durham Hunt and he thinks it’s ok to hit a horse over the head. Make this ‘man’ famous.
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If anyone would like to put on an exhibition supporting the people of Gaza, my friend Mohamed has hundreds of photos of the farm he is growing in the sands of the al-Mawasi camp after his land was stolen from him
'Palestine is different. Even with broad public support, no major museum has taken up the genocide in Gaza. No large institution I know of has put on an exhibition about Palestinian artists or Palestinian lives. Instead, the opposite'
How Gaza Broke the Art World • EQUATOR
The former editor of Artforum, fired in the wake of 7 October, reckons with two years of division, fear and silence
www.equator.org
December 24, 2025 at 7:40 AM
If anyone would like to put on an exhibition supporting the people of Gaza, my friend Mohamed has hundreds of photos of the farm he is growing in the sands of the al-Mawasi camp after his land was stolen from him
About twenty years ago my mum asked if I wanted to watch this dance show and I thought pffftt it's not really my thing but it'll be a nice thing to do together
Now 12 hours after the final I'm crying again about one of the pro dancer's speeches and the hosts leaving 🤦🏼♀️
Now 12 hours after the final I'm crying again about one of the pro dancer's speeches and the hosts leaving 🤦🏼♀️
December 21, 2025 at 8:14 AM
About twenty years ago my mum asked if I wanted to watch this dance show and I thought pffftt it's not really my thing but it'll be a nice thing to do together
Now 12 hours after the final I'm crying again about one of the pro dancer's speeches and the hosts leaving 🤦🏼♀️
Now 12 hours after the final I'm crying again about one of the pro dancer's speeches and the hosts leaving 🤦🏼♀️
Well if this isn't festive I don't know what is
December 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Well if this isn't festive I don't know what is
Gary Rowett using the popular and successful Mo Salah strategy of "ignore my shite now and remember everything I did for you last season, you ungrateful plebs" that played out so well for the original
December 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Gary Rowett using the popular and successful Mo Salah strategy of "ignore my shite now and remember everything I did for you last season, you ungrateful plebs" that played out so well for the original