Fluffmitten
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Fluffmitten
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Urgh, she gets everywhere
Massive fireworks display on *checks calendar* 10 days after Guy Fawkes'? FUCK OFF
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Scientists believe that global energy needs can be met by harnessing the worldwide rush of dopamine released whenever Ronaldo is sent off
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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I truly believe that Wes Streeting has the ideas, the charisma, and the likeability to be an even more historically hated Prime Minister than Keir Starmer
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Scum, absolute scum
Burglars broke into the house of a former Royal Engineer and stole his medals – together with the WW1 medals of his grandfather – while he was attending an Armistice Day event on Tuesday. The veteran, in his 60s, had cycled the Western Front Way this year to raise money for the Royal British Legion.
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I see you, and I'm judging you 👀
Using the Nazi bar analogy, if you still post on Twitter, you're a drinker who continues to frequent a pub where patrons attack black and brown customers and the landlord then buys them a drink.
X is in clear + systemic breach of its legal duties in the UK to remove unlawful content from its platform.

Proof: when X users abuse + harass others with the racial slur "paki", X reporting system defends the racist abuse in more than 90% of cases reported.

A new thread documenting this.
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I think the best comment I've heard so far about BBC bias is that anyone with an opinion thinks the BBC is biased in the other direction. Does this make them like a fair and balanced ref who pisses off both sets of fans equally?
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I don't know who, I don't know why, but every week or so someone drives past my house blaring out Renegade Master and it honestly makes my evening
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
How was my drive to work? I'll illustrate it with me playing the part of Gabriel Bortoleto and a total prick in an artic playing the part of Lance Stroll
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This is what I do when I'm not a woman ruining the workplace - if you're local come and say hi! We have a lovely community of makers, just in time to get your festive gifts 😉
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 AM
They've ruined my spare room and the mug cupboard, 10/10 big recommend 👍
NEW NONSENSE FOR SALE for a whole load of teams if you feel like ruining Xmas for your loved ones/enemies. If we haven't drawn your team yet, PESTER US because we're very suggestible x

🛒 noscoredraws.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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NEW NONSENSE FOR SALE for a whole load of teams if you feel like ruining Xmas for your loved ones/enemies. If we haven't drawn your team yet, PESTER US because we're very suggestible x

🛒 noscoredraws.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Nice to see dads taking their kids out over half term 👍
November 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
We used to know not to do this, between Asimov's laws of robotics and IBM's rules on management decisions (see below). Someone took the brakes off for profit and now we're on the Skynet timeline.

Will the real John Connor please stand up?
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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PLEASE REPOST: a couple of bar staff urgently needed for shifts in Stratford tomorrow - it's a West Ham home game and I've had staff drop out so you can borderline name your price
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Not just a great match report, global food for thought for all writers: before you hit "publish", interrogate your motives:

"no one wants to be reminded of it and, while writing it might be cathartic, reading it will only be depressing"
November 7, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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like I really do hope the powers of love and friendship win out and McLaren get to peace peace love love this to the end because I have never - in my lifetime, at least - seen an F1 rivalry like it and I think it is fascinating and new, not something to be beaten back into an old mould
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
New constellation just dropped and it's very 2025
November 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Looking forward to my massive pay rise 😄
Oxford City Council has announced the Oxford Living Wage amount will increase to £14.06 from April 2026.

OLW was launched in 2018 to help workers earn enough to meet the city's living costs. It is reviewed annually and set at 95% of the London Living Wage. Over 175 organisations are signed up.
New Oxford Living Wage rate for 2026/27 – Oxford City Council
Oxford City Council has announced the Oxford Living Wage amount will increase to £14.06 from April 2026.
www.oxford.gov.uk
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Amazing stuff here from @millmedia.bsky.social, doing the gods' work as ever, and shaming infinitely bigger titles into the bargain.

Interesting tangent: "pop up bars" are now seen as the home of liberalism in England.

@stephenkb.bsky.social relates to what I was saying about your "Go Outside!".
The men who raised the flags
Nigel Farage says this summer’s movement was led by ‘ordinary people’ expressing their patriotism. That’s not what we found
manchestermill.co.uk
November 2, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Have we all done our Arsehole Formerly Known As Prince jokes? Good good 👍
October 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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We tried to place this story - very expensive polling, the first of its kind, strong quantitative data about what trans people feel about Britain: bluntly there is no better way to tell the story - with the BBC but it said it was "too weak".

But it will pick up any old piece of transhating garbage.
In @yougov.co.uk polling of the trans community, to the best of our knowledge the first of its kind ever conducted, an astonishing 84% said Britain is “fairly unsafe” or “very unsafe” for trans people.
goodlaw.social/ncfw
‘Abject terror’: survey shows 84% of trans people feel Britain is unsafe
YouGov poll reveals safety crisis for trans people in the UK
goodlaw.social
October 28, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I'd encourage anyone with strong feelings about this to fill in the survey - it's easy to think it won't matter but locally we've just killed off a shit parking plan by explaining our issues when we were given the chance to
The official consultation into Thames Water’s plans to build a mega-reservoir near Abingdon opens today. A survey is online and events will be held during November in Didcot, Abingdon, Wantage and nearby villages. thames-sro.co.uk/public-consu...
October 28, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Missed both of our goals because I was out buying trainers and lads I can't afford to do this every week
October 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Four words: love u sports direct 🫶
Oi, Tesco! You have chunky outdoor thermal socks and nice thick "work" socks but only in the men's section and only in large sizes, what gives? All the women's socks are thin and delicate 😠 Some of us work, and some of us even work outdoors 😮

I did get some warm waterproof grippy gloves at least...
October 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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This is a bit of a plaintive, feeble plea BUT: since we started selling our stupid mugs six years ago, we haven’t put our prices up once. And obviously all our materials and stuff have gone up and up and up. So, er, if you fancy buying some nonsense from us this Xmas, you’d be big bloody heroes x
PINNED POST (pls share to spread our pain)

✍️ Hey we're Alex & Sian and we've accidentally spent a decade drawing 20,000 footballers quite badly. If you want to see a certain player, just ask

🛒 SHOP: noscoredraws.com - where you can get prints & mugs & stuff. 100+ teams to choose from!
October 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM