Madame Durag
@flourishkuhween.bsky.social
37 | Foodie | Good Ole Fashion Shit Talkin | Dad Joke Enthusiast | Pop Culture Connoisseur | Podcast Devourer | Documentary Studier | Autoimmune Girlie
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Ladies….. u gotta have your own personal stash of Skyns. Don’t put your ph balance in the hands of these men that all think they need magnums
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What if the workers said, “No”.
And whoever they called in after said, “No”.
And whoever they called in after said, “No”.
January 23, 2026 at 6:28 AM
What if the workers said, “No”.
And whoever they called in after said, “No”.
And whoever they called in after said, “No”.
By episode 2 of His & Hers I already knew who did it. Eyyyyyy I’m good!
January 22, 2026 at 8:19 PM
By episode 2 of His & Hers I already knew who did it. Eyyyyyy I’m good!
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This is no shot to anyone here so keep your bra straps tight but I know more BLACK women 40+ that's legitimately finer than any other demographic by a large fkn margin.
January 18, 2026 at 4:09 AM
This is no shot to anyone here so keep your bra straps tight but I know more BLACK women 40+ that's legitimately finer than any other demographic by a large fkn margin.
I really played myself waiting til the last minute to do this presentation 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 16, 2026 at 8:31 AM
I really played myself waiting til the last minute to do this presentation 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Teyana Taylor ain’t even koo with ye like that. Don’t yall remember what he did to her album?!! I’d assume this was her poor way of trying to not have him be repeatedly brought up during her interviews
January 15, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Teyana Taylor ain’t even koo with ye like that. Don’t yall remember what he did to her album?!! I’d assume this was her poor way of trying to not have him be repeatedly brought up during her interviews
Why is Pholks an EP and not an official album?
January 15, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Why is Pholks an EP and not an official album?
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Soooo this whole wild west ai thing seems very much planned...
When/if a video comes out of Trump sexually assaulting a child they're 100% going to say it ai. They fully filmed CSAM and snuff films using children.
When/if a video comes out of Trump sexually assaulting a child they're 100% going to say it ai. They fully filmed CSAM and snuff films using children.
January 15, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Soooo this whole wild west ai thing seems very much planned...
When/if a video comes out of Trump sexually assaulting a child they're 100% going to say it ai. They fully filmed CSAM and snuff films using children.
When/if a video comes out of Trump sexually assaulting a child they're 100% going to say it ai. They fully filmed CSAM and snuff films using children.
One of the ways to make a woman happy really is to spend $ on her but not in the way the internet talks about. Show up w some shit from the corner store for me. Take my car and go fill up the tank. Notice I’m running low on water bottles and grab a pack. That kind of stuff takes u far with me
January 15, 2026 at 7:39 AM
One of the ways to make a woman happy really is to spend $ on her but not in the way the internet talks about. Show up w some shit from the corner store for me. Take my car and go fill up the tank. Notice I’m running low on water bottles and grab a pack. That kind of stuff takes u far with me
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The way I had a whole bowl of curditos with one papusa todayyyyy
You know what women really want? Brine. Olives, pickles, pickled garlic, pickled onions, jars of banana peppers, and jars of jalapeños.
January 14, 2026 at 5:08 AM
The way I had a whole bowl of curditos with one papusa todayyyyy
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YES. Give me brine! Give me vinegar! Give me fermentation!
January 14, 2026 at 5:02 AM
YES. Give me brine! Give me vinegar! Give me fermentation!
Honestly I’d like to bring it back so I can really disengage from this phone
January 14, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Honestly I’d like to bring it back so I can really disengage from this phone
Not an order of LIPBALM I ordered on December 9th just now getting fulfilled
January 14, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Not an order of LIPBALM I ordered on December 9th just now getting fulfilled
Neverrrrrrrr
What subject did you get a F in on your report card?
January 13, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Neverrrrrrrr
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It's because women GENUINELY LOVE THEIR FRIENDS! When you love someone, you want to see them happy, fulfilled, loved on, and appreciated! I wish more of us realized this, and I'm grateful to the women who've decided to move on from the 'meager accommodations' that were being provided to them by men!
Women categorically treat each other better than the men they date. We listen and support our friends, we ball out on each other, we travel together etc. Meanwhile, Maurice online complaining about $200 dates and being taken advantage of
January 12, 2026 at 10:35 PM
It's because women GENUINELY LOVE THEIR FRIENDS! When you love someone, you want to see them happy, fulfilled, loved on, and appreciated! I wish more of us realized this, and I'm grateful to the women who've decided to move on from the 'meager accommodations' that were being provided to them by men!
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Tech ppl: does this mean somebody in Spokane is logged into my phone or somethin?!!
January 12, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Tech ppl: does this mean somebody in Spokane is logged into my phone or somethin?!!
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🔥 @markruffalo.bsky.social : “I gotta be honest, I’m not feeling so great. Renee Good was murdered... stormtroopers running around terrorizing. As much as I love all this, I can’t pretend all this crazy stuff isn’t happening. We have a president who says laws don’t apply to him- this is crazy.”
January 12, 2026 at 2:00 PM
🔥 @markruffalo.bsky.social : “I gotta be honest, I’m not feeling so great. Renee Good was murdered... stormtroopers running around terrorizing. As much as I love all this, I can’t pretend all this crazy stuff isn’t happening. We have a president who says laws don’t apply to him- this is crazy.”
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Mark does not give a fuck, and it’s time all of Hollywood follows suit. I keep telling y’all the celebrities of today are WEAK. They’ll never be Paul Newman.
🔥 @markruffalo.bsky.social : “I gotta be honest, I’m not feeling so great. Renee Good was murdered... stormtroopers running around terrorizing. As much as I love all this, I can’t pretend all this crazy stuff isn’t happening. We have a president who says laws don’t apply to him- this is crazy.”
January 12, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Mark does not give a fuck, and it’s time all of Hollywood follows suit. I keep telling y’all the celebrities of today are WEAK. They’ll never be Paul Newman.
Tech ppl: does this mean somebody in Spokane is logged into my phone or somethin?!!
January 12, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Tech ppl: does this mean somebody in Spokane is logged into my phone or somethin?!!
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so now we have ray ban surveillance glasses where anyone can record you at any time and you wont know…just know that most of the police “work” is done by the populus. same with ring cameras and shit. we are conditioned to police and surveil ourselves and each other. 🙁
January 12, 2026 at 6:52 AM
so now we have ray ban surveillance glasses where anyone can record you at any time and you wont know…just know that most of the police “work” is done by the populus. same with ring cameras and shit. we are conditioned to police and surveil ourselves and each other. 🙁
Mortons Sea salt flakes and whole black peppercorns in a grinder ONLY
Like fancy salt, what’s a simple thing that you’re bougie about?
January 12, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Mortons Sea salt flakes and whole black peppercorns in a grinder ONLY
Started as this
January 12, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Started as this
Today’s creation. What color should I make the lid? I’m thinking black
January 12, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Today’s creation. What color should I make the lid? I’m thinking black
Did yall know Montell Jordan wrote “Nobody’s Supposed To Be Here”?!
January 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Did yall know Montell Jordan wrote “Nobody’s Supposed To Be Here”?!