Madame Durag
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Ladies….. u gotta have your own personal stash of Skyns. Don’t put your ph balance in the hands of these men that all think they need magnums
Your coworkers finally talk bad about you all year chile
I'm gonna experiment with the mac and cheese on thanksgiving, but I will experiment on my coworkers at the company potluck
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Your coworkers finally talk bad about you all year chile
When men make weird shit out of random items they found it’s like “oh I just made this (enter title of the piece)” but when a woman makes pretty decor for her house “oh I had a craft day”. No! Name your art ladies!!!
The more I’ve leaned into being creative the more I dislike the word “crafts”. It’s one of those things that’s secretly saying “a woman made this so it’s inherently worth less”
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
When men make weird shit out of random items they found it’s like “oh I just made this (enter title of the piece)” but when a woman makes pretty decor for her house “oh I had a craft day”. No! Name your art ladies!!!
The more I’ve leaned into being creative the more I dislike the word “crafts”. It’s one of those things that’s secretly saying “a woman made this so it’s inherently worth less”
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The more I’ve leaned into being creative the more I dislike the word “crafts”. It’s one of those things that’s secretly saying “a woman made this so it’s inherently worth less”
Employs like 200 people.. gives away her money to Black colleges and millions in college scholarships, small business grants and disaster relief funds.
What is Beyoncé doing with all of that munney?
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Employs like 200 people.. gives away her money to Black colleges and millions in college scholarships, small business grants and disaster relief funds.
Keep doing it. And slide in “I can’t believe they’re killing Black ppl to make this kinda shit” whenever it’s a goofy video.
I hate that I’m the AI bubble burster but I also hate when people fall for that shit so easily
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Keep doing it. And slide in “I can’t believe they’re killing Black ppl to make this kinda shit” whenever it’s a goofy video.
I think imma keep adding to this over time cause why not
November 11, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I think imma keep adding to this over time cause why not
Bobhadababyitsaboy
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Bobhadababyitsaboy
Trumpito truly thinks the entire United States are his employees
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Trumpito truly thinks the entire United States are his employees
Renaissance over everything
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Renaissance over everything
Gluten allergy is something ppl really don’t understand. I asked a guy if they had a dedicated fryer for fries and he found out that way that their oil is cross contaminated. He felt bad and then snuck and gave me an Oreo milkshake… that I cannot eat bc the Oreo 🤣🤣🤣
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Gluten allergy is something ppl really don’t understand. I asked a guy if they had a dedicated fryer for fries and he found out that way that their oil is cross contaminated. He felt bad and then snuck and gave me an Oreo milkshake… that I cannot eat bc the Oreo 🤣🤣🤣
When was the last time that party felt shame?!
Agree.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
When was the last time that party felt shame?!
Dems are part of a psyop. Gotta be
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Dems are part of a psyop. Gotta be
This is the kinda stuff we really need the other countries to see instead of bullshit fake articles.
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This is the kinda stuff we really need the other countries to see instead of bullshit fake articles.
See this one right here makes sense cause there’s hella families where u never gonna even know ur cousins real names… in that case the matching first names don’t matter. But copying nicknames is janky
My son's middle name is shared by my grandfather, brother, and nephew. Now what I don't appreciate is copying nicknames. Because I've been calling my daughter Mimi since the day she was born, why are they calling my niece who's younger the same thing (& it doesn't even go with her name!)?!
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
See this one right here makes sense cause there’s hella families where u never gonna even know ur cousins real names… in that case the matching first names don’t matter. But copying nicknames is janky
Okay so…devils advocate here-it’s NOT a good surprise to name your child after a living family member. What if they planned on naming their child the Jr? Now you got two cousins with the same name.
November 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Okay so…devils advocate here-it’s NOT a good surprise to name your child after a living family member. What if they planned on naming their child the Jr? Now you got two cousins with the same name.
Deep fried. Not even a comparison
deep fried turkey or baked turkey
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Deep fried. Not even a comparison
Mack Keane Candycrush 100/10
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Mack Keane Candycrush 100/10
My gallery is expanding tn
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
My gallery is expanding tn
Biiiiiiitch All Her Fault on Peacock is a 10 out of 10
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Biiiiiiitch All Her Fault on Peacock is a 10 out of 10
Black beans from scratch mixed with quick sautéed corn, jalapeño & white onion in heaps of coconut oil 🤤
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Black beans from scratch mixed with quick sautéed corn, jalapeño & white onion in heaps of coconut oil 🤤
Ain’t gone let that slow up MY night!
Some of Y’all be doodooing in the club and go right back to dancing.
a woman is sitting at a table in a courtroom and pointing at someone .
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table in a courtroom and pointing at someone .
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Ain’t gone let that slow up MY night!
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It’s getting cold out, and you know what THAT means? Time to start judging these folks who don’t put a coat on that baby, or shoes on its feet.
a man wearing a pink shirt and a black vest holds his hand to his chin
ALT: a man wearing a pink shirt and a black vest holds his hand to his chin
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It’s getting cold out, and you know what THAT means? Time to start judging these folks who don’t put a coat on that baby, or shoes on its feet.
Peacock keeps playing me 45 seconds of commercials but not putting my show back on. I’ve closed the app and restarted the tv…. They think they’re slick…
November 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Peacock keeps playing me 45 seconds of commercials but not putting my show back on. I’ve closed the app and restarted the tv…. They think they’re slick…
Reposted by Madame Durag
If they would just pass a bill to rename the ACA "TrumpCare," we could get the subsidies extended and the government re-opened.
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
If they would just pass a bill to rename the ACA "TrumpCare," we could get the subsidies extended and the government re-opened.