Florida Man Murders
@floridamanmurders.bsky.social
A comedy podcast.
Part of the 5 Reasons Sports Network.
SEASON 5 is streaming now!
Hosts: Chris Joseph (@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social), Roger Rimada and Crist Jarrett (@ceejness.bsky.social)
Posts by @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social
Part of the 5 Reasons Sports Network.
SEASON 5 is streaming now!
Hosts: Chris Joseph (@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social), Roger Rimada and Crist Jarrett (@ceejness.bsky.social)
Posts by @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social
Remember last year when @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social finished writing the Anita Bryant episode and she died?
This week, FLMM covers racist shitsack Andrew Jackson and shitsack Dick Cheney just died. Just saying.
Listen wherever you get podcasts.
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This week, FLMM covers racist shitsack Andrew Jackson and shitsack Dick Cheney just died. Just saying.
Listen wherever you get podcasts.
@datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social
68 - Andrew Jackson
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November 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Remember last year when @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social finished writing the Anita Bryant episode and she died?
This week, FLMM covers racist shitsack Andrew Jackson and shitsack Dick Cheney just died. Just saying.
Listen wherever you get podcasts.
@datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social
This week, FLMM covers racist shitsack Andrew Jackson and shitsack Dick Cheney just died. Just saying.
Listen wherever you get podcasts.
@datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social
Happy Halloween from the boys! This week, they’re covering the mysteries of the Bermuda Triangle and @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social might just be higher than the planes that went missing there.
Listen on Spotify or wherever you get podcasts 🎃👻💀
@ceejness.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social
Listen on Spotify or wherever you get podcasts 🎃👻💀
@ceejness.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social
67 - Bermuda Triangle/Flight 19 (Halloween Episode)
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October 29, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Happy Halloween from the boys! This week, they’re covering the mysteries of the Bermuda Triangle and @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social might just be higher than the planes that went missing there.
Listen on Spotify or wherever you get podcasts 🎃👻💀
@ceejness.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social
Listen on Spotify or wherever you get podcasts 🎃👻💀
@ceejness.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social
The boys are back and kicking off Season 7 with the story of one of the largest police corruption scandals in American history.
Listen below on Spotify or wherever you listen to podcasts.
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
Listen below on Spotify or wherever you listen to podcasts.
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
66 - Miami River Cops
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October 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The boys are back and kicking off Season 7 with the story of one of the largest police corruption scandals in American history.
Listen below on Spotify or wherever you listen to podcasts.
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
Listen below on Spotify or wherever you listen to podcasts.
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
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This was the early crowd. Can’t even move now.
October 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This was the early crowd. Can’t even move now.
The sexiest podcasters you know return October 21.
Tell your mom.
@datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
Tell your mom.
@datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The sexiest podcasters you know return October 21.
Tell your mom.
@datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
Tell your mom.
@datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
Today, the FLMM boys honor Indigenous Peoples Day and want to remind everyone that Christopher Columbus was an asshole just like Ponce de Leon.
Season 2 episode on the OG Florida Man below:
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
Season 2 episode on the OG Florida Man below:
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
Episode 15 - The First Florida Man: Juan Ponce de León
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October 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Today, the FLMM boys honor Indigenous Peoples Day and want to remind everyone that Christopher Columbus was an asshole just like Ponce de Leon.
Season 2 episode on the OG Florida Man below:
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
Season 2 episode on the OG Florida Man below:
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
The boys are back for Spooky Season.
Season 7 drops October 21.
@datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social 🐊🔪👻
Season 7 drops October 21.
@datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social 🐊🔪👻
Introducing Season 7 of Florida Man Murders
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October 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The boys are back for Spooky Season.
Season 7 drops October 21.
@datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social 🐊🔪👻
Season 7 drops October 21.
@datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social 🐊🔪👻
Three Cuban viejos try to boost a $1m of gold bars and Florida Man shenanigans ensure in the season finale!
The boys will be back in the fall - thanks to everyone for listening. We love you!
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
The boys will be back in the fall - thanks to everyone for listening. We love you!
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
65 - Miami Gold Truck Heist
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June 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Three Cuban viejos try to boost a $1m of gold bars and Florida Man shenanigans ensure in the season finale!
The boys will be back in the fall - thanks to everyone for listening. We love you!
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
The boys will be back in the fall - thanks to everyone for listening. We love you!
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
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Actor/comedian PicoTV joins the boys to talk strippers, steroids and stupid criminals - it’s an aggressively Florida story and the basis for Pain & Gain starring another Florida Man, The Rock!
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@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
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May 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Actor/comedian PicoTV joins the boys to talk strippers, steroids and stupid criminals - it’s an aggressively Florida story and the basis for Pain & Gain starring another Florida Man, The Rock!
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
Part 2: Georges LeMay attempts one of the biggest bank robberies in Canadian history – the Bank of Nova Scotia heist - and is foiled by a scientist who built the first communications satellite.
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
63 - Georges LeMay part 2
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May 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Part 2: Georges LeMay attempts one of the biggest bank robberies in Canadian history – the Bank of Nova Scotia heist - and is foiled by a scientist who built the first communications satellite.
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
The boys examine the exploits of Canadian bank robber George LeMay: his rise to power, plot to pull off one of the craziest heists ever, and his probably (definitely?) killing his wife in Key West
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
62 - George LeMay part 1
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May 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The boys examine the exploits of Canadian bank robber George LeMay: his rise to power, plot to pull off one of the craziest heists ever, and his probably (definitely?) killing his wife in Key West
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
History class is in session and the boys are back with the story of the Hawkins-McCrae duel. It’s like the Hamilton-Burr duel but way dumber because #Florida
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
61 - The Hawkins-McRae Duel
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May 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
History class is in session and the boys are back with the story of the Hawkins-McCrae duel. It’s like the Hamilton-Burr duel but way dumber because #Florida
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
The boys are off this week so enjoy this episode from Season 4 about cocaine hippos.
Yes. Cocaine hippos. 💨 🦛
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
Yes. Cocaine hippos. 💨 🦛
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
36 - Pablo Escobar's Cocaine Hippos
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April 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The boys are off this week so enjoy this episode from Season 4 about cocaine hippos.
Yes. Cocaine hippos. 💨 🦛
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
Yes. Cocaine hippos. 💨 🦛
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
Did the Lizard King really take out his lizard in Miami?
The boys investigate Jim Morrison’s “Miami Incident” and subsequent trial for indecent exposure in this week’s episode.
@ceejness.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
The boys investigate Jim Morrison’s “Miami Incident” and subsequent trial for indecent exposure in this week’s episode.
@ceejness.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
60 - Did Jim Morrison Take His C*ck Out?
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April 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Did the Lizard King really take out his lizard in Miami?
The boys investigate Jim Morrison’s “Miami Incident” and subsequent trial for indecent exposure in this week’s episode.
@ceejness.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
The boys investigate Jim Morrison’s “Miami Incident” and subsequent trial for indecent exposure in this week’s episode.
@ceejness.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
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Mafia, murder and Miami Subs Grill with a cameo from none other than @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social himself!
Check out the newest episode of FLMM wherever you listen to podcasts.
@ceejness.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
Mafia, murder and Miami Subs Grill with a cameo from none other than @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social himself!
Check out the newest episode of FLMM wherever you listen to podcasts.
@ceejness.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
59 - SunCruz Casinos
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April 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Mafia, murder and Miami Subs Grill with a cameo from none other than @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social himself!
Check out the newest episode of FLMM wherever you listen to podcasts.
@ceejness.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
Mafia, murder and Miami Subs Grill with a cameo from none other than @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social himself!
Check out the newest episode of FLMM wherever you listen to podcasts.
@ceejness.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
Show memes!
Drop your favorite in the comments.
Oh and for what it’s worth, @ceejness.bsky.social really is the Salt Bae of horny.
@datrorokid.bsky.social @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
Drop your favorite in the comments.
Oh and for what it’s worth, @ceejness.bsky.social really is the Salt Bae of horny.
@datrorokid.bsky.social @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
April 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Show memes!
Drop your favorite in the comments.
Oh and for what it’s worth, @ceejness.bsky.social really is the Salt Bae of horny.
@datrorokid.bsky.social @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
Drop your favorite in the comments.
Oh and for what it’s worth, @ceejness.bsky.social really is the Salt Bae of horny.
@datrorokid.bsky.social @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
The boys have covered serial killers, cult leaders and Matt Gaetz but somehow, Anita Bryant seems worse than all of them 🥧
Check out the new episode of Florida Man Murders here: shorturl.at/q3KDj
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
Check out the new episode of Florida Man Murders here: shorturl.at/q3KDj
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
April 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The boys have covered serial killers, cult leaders and Matt Gaetz but somehow, Anita Bryant seems worse than all of them 🥧
Check out the new episode of Florida Man Murders here: shorturl.at/q3KDj
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
Check out the new episode of Florida Man Murders here: shorturl.at/q3KDj
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
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No new episode this week but #ICYMI, season 6 is up and running! The boys cover santeria, larceny, the shadiest motel in Miami and cocaine and that’s just the first two episodes!
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
No new episode this week but #ICYMI, season 6 is up and running! The boys cover santeria, larceny, the shadiest motel in Miami and cocaine and that’s just the first two episodes!
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
Florida Man Murders
Podcast · Five Reasons Sports Network · A comedy podcast about madness, mayhem, and other shady sh*t in sunny Florida
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April 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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No new episode this week but #ICYMI, season 6 is up and running! The boys cover santeria, larceny, the shadiest motel in Miami and cocaine and that’s just the first two episodes!
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
No new episode this week but #ICYMI, season 6 is up and running! The boys cover santeria, larceny, the shadiest motel in Miami and cocaine and that’s just the first two episodes!
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
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Cocaine, Santeria, cool cars and a fire chief who mysteriously disappeared.
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This episode is so Florida, it should have 200% humidity and be governed by assholes.
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
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This episode is so Florida, it should have 200% humidity and be governed by assholes.
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
57 - Bum Farto
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March 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Cocaine, Santeria, cool cars and a fire chief who mysteriously disappeared.
shorturl.at/mIL53
This episode is so Florida, it should have 200% humidity and be governed by assholes.
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
shorturl.at/mIL53
This episode is so Florida, it should have 200% humidity and be governed by assholes.
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
57 - Bum Farto
Florida Man Murders · Episode
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March 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Cocaine, Santeria, cool cars and a fire chief who mysteriously disappeared.
shorturl.at/mIL53
This episode is so Florida, it should have 200% humidity and be governed by assholes.
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
shorturl.at/mIL53
This episode is so Florida, it should have 200% humidity and be governed by assholes.
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
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In the S6 opener, the boys cover one the story of the Miami Airport heist - one of the biggest robberies in US history.
Think Oceans 11 but way dumber because…Florida.
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@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
Think Oceans 11 but way dumber because…Florida.
shorturl.at/mbOuQ
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
56 - The Miami Airport Heist
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March 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
In the S6 opener, the boys cover one the story of the Miami Airport heist - one of the biggest robberies in US history.
Think Oceans 11 but way dumber because…Florida.
shorturl.at/mbOuQ
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
Think Oceans 11 but way dumber because…Florida.
shorturl.at/mbOuQ
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
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In honor of @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social birthday, here’s an episode about kicking the shit out of colonizers.
Celebrate your favorite podcaster today by listening to FLMM and fucking up some colonizers!
@datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
In honor of @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social birthday, here’s an episode about kicking the shit out of colonizers.
Celebrate your favorite podcaster today by listening to FLMM and fucking up some colonizers!
@datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
Episode 5 - THANKSGIVING EPISODE: The Dade Massacre
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March 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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In honor of @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social birthday, here’s an episode about kicking the shit out of colonizers.
Celebrate your favorite podcaster today by listening to FLMM and fucking up some colonizers!
@datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
In honor of @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social birthday, here’s an episode about kicking the shit out of colonizers.
Celebrate your favorite podcaster today by listening to FLMM and fucking up some colonizers!
@datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social