Crist Jarrett
@ceejness.bsky.social
Radio. Comedian. Voice Actor. Anti-Motivational Speaker. Bad Influencer. Space & Weather Nerd. Podcasts: Nerd Talk+ & Florida Man Murders. Chaotic Neutral. Major League Centaurs. 305. 206. Size 14.
Yeah, just like they don’t shoot unless absolutely necessary.
Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons: "No group should be going around following law enforcement, trying to give their location away, let them know what they're doing."
January 10, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Yeah, just like they don’t shoot unless absolutely necessary.
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KENDALL TOOOOOYOTA
January 9, 2026 at 6:03 AM
KENDALL TOOOOOYOTA
GUS MACHADO FORD
They got Joe Zagacki’s call on Sportscenter! #Zagack
January 9, 2026 at 6:01 AM
GUS MACHADO FORD
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The U
Miami Gardens.Stand Up.
Liberty City. Stand Up.
Overtown. Stand Up.
Carol City. Stand Up
Little Havana. Stand Up.
Miami Lakes. Stand Up.
Coconut Grove. Stand Up.
Brown Sub. Stand Up.
Little Haiti. Stand Up.
Miramar. Stand Up.
Wynwood. Stand Up
Coral Gables.Stand Up
Hialeah.Stand Up
Miami Gardens.Stand Up.
Liberty City. Stand Up.
Overtown. Stand Up.
Carol City. Stand Up
Little Havana. Stand Up.
Miami Lakes. Stand Up.
Coconut Grove. Stand Up.
Brown Sub. Stand Up.
Little Haiti. Stand Up.
Miramar. Stand Up.
Wynwood. Stand Up
Coral Gables.Stand Up
Hialeah.Stand Up
a football player with the number 4 on his jersey is surrounded by other players
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January 9, 2026 at 4:34 AM
The U
Miami Gardens.Stand Up.
Liberty City. Stand Up.
Overtown. Stand Up.
Carol City. Stand Up
Little Havana. Stand Up.
Miami Lakes. Stand Up.
Coconut Grove. Stand Up.
Brown Sub. Stand Up.
Little Haiti. Stand Up.
Miramar. Stand Up.
Wynwood. Stand Up
Coral Gables.Stand Up
Hialeah.Stand Up
Miami Gardens.Stand Up.
Liberty City. Stand Up.
Overtown. Stand Up.
Carol City. Stand Up
Little Havana. Stand Up.
Miami Lakes. Stand Up.
Coconut Grove. Stand Up.
Brown Sub. Stand Up.
Little Haiti. Stand Up.
Miramar. Stand Up.
Wynwood. Stand Up
Coral Gables.Stand Up
Hialeah.Stand Up
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I’m supposed to do voice over work in Coral Gable tomorrow morning with no voice left and probably no sleep. Worth it.
January 9, 2026 at 5:06 AM
I’m supposed to do voice over work in Coral Gable tomorrow morning with no voice left and probably no sleep. Worth it.
This is my cocaine
January 9, 2026 at 5:02 AM
This is my cocaine
My dad is complaining that it’s not Tostitos anymore.
January 9, 2026 at 4:46 AM
My dad is complaining that it’s not Tostitos anymore.
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RIP TERRY PORTER
How bad did the ref want to throw a flag there for old times sake
January 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
RIP TERRY PORTER
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Dying crying screaming throwing up dying again somehow throwing up in the afterlife screaming also
January 9, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Dying crying screaming throwing up dying again somehow throwing up in the afterlife screaming also
EVERYBODY GET IN THE ICE BATH RIGHT NOW
January 9, 2026 at 4:31 AM
EVERYBODY GET IN THE ICE BATH RIGHT NOW
I can’t feel my legs
January 9, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I can’t feel my legs
GET THE FUCK READY
January 9, 2026 at 4:26 AM
GET THE FUCK READY
DJ PLAY MY FUCKING SONG
January 9, 2026 at 4:24 AM
DJ PLAY MY FUCKING SONG
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Cursed state
I don’t ever want to play in Arizona again.
January 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Cursed state
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I don’t ever want to play in Arizona again.
January 9, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I don’t ever want to play in Arizona again.
RUN. THE. BALL. PLEASE. FUCK.
January 9, 2026 at 4:18 AM
RUN. THE. BALL. PLEASE. FUCK.
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RULE OF COOL, LET IT STAND
January 9, 2026 at 4:15 AM
RULE OF COOL, LET IT STAND
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Rule of cool. You have to give him that. C’mon.
January 9, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Rule of cool. You have to give him that. C’mon.