Crist Jarrett
@ceejness.bsky.social
Radio. Comedian. Voice Actor. Anti-Motivational Speaker. Bad Influencer. Space & Weather Nerd. Podcasts: Nerd Talk+ & Florida Man Murders. Chaotic Neutral. Major League Centaurs. 305. 206. Size 14.
Binders full of women.
Mike Johnson on the Republican healthcare plan: "We've got notebooks full of ideas."
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Binders full of women.
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I honestly think that if you called it Trump's Gold Key Healthcare, you could convince him to support a single-payer system
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I honestly think that if you called it Trump's Gold Key Healthcare, you could convince him to support a single-payer system
THEN FIGHT YOU DUMB OLD FUCK
Schumer: "However this vote turns out, this fight will and must continue. Democrats must fight."
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
THEN FIGHT YOU DUMB OLD FUCK
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OH LOOK WHO CAME TO FUCK! ITS BRIAN SCHMETZER AND THE SEATTLE GODDAMN SOUNDERS MASSIVE HOG OF DOOM FORMATION! #EBFG #SGAFSU #RUINGOODTIMES #SAYFUCKING #STEPONMEDADDYSCHMETZER #MINvSEA
November 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
OH LOOK WHO CAME TO FUCK! ITS BRIAN SCHMETZER AND THE SEATTLE GODDAMN SOUNDERS MASSIVE HOG OF DOOM FORMATION! #EBFG #SGAFSU #RUINGOODTIMES #SAYFUCKING #STEPONMEDADDYSCHMETZER #MINvSEA
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still hasn't figured out what dogs do
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
still hasn't figured out what dogs do
I was promised a taco truck on every corner.
I guess this is a basic thing some people don't know: Seattle police don't enforce the county's health code. So if they were in fact enforcing a Seattle law, it would be a local street use permit, which is not a criminal matter.
November 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I was promised a taco truck on every corner.
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Ok but only if it ends with "Memorial"
Report: President Donald Trump Wants Commanders’ Stadium Named After Him
Report: President Donald Trump Wants Commanders’ Stadium Named After Him
Don Van Natta Jr and Adam Schefter of ESPN, citing multiple sources with knowledge of the situation, report that President Donald Trump wants the Commanders to name their new stadium after him. A senior White House source tells ESPN that there have been backchannel communications with a member of the Commanders ownership group about Trump’s […]
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dlvr.it
November 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Ok but only if it ends with "Memorial"
The Sandwich Chronicles is the best thing to happen to court since 12 Angry Men.
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The Sandwich Chronicles is the best thing to happen to court since 12 Angry Men.
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Reminder that when Tommy Tuberville was defensive coordinator at the University of Miami, he had it out for one player so much that he told him, "As long as I'm here you will never play a single down". That player's name was Malcolm X Pearson.
Tuberville: “We just saw what happened in NY. We lost NY. It will be completely Muslim in 3-4 years. That’s what they want. And it’s going to spread throughout the country.”
November 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Reminder that when Tommy Tuberville was defensive coordinator at the University of Miami, he had it out for one player so much that he told him, "As long as I'm here you will never play a single down". That player's name was Malcolm X Pearson.
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"It’s comical that this big, brutal warrior would get on the stand to say that he literally felt assaulted by a sandwich exploding on his uniform. It’s more comical, though, that Dunn’s attorney then showed Larimore a photo of the sandwich on the ground. Wrapped. Not exploded."
The softest Nazis you ever did see
They're tough guys in the streets and delicate little babies in court.
www.publicnotice.co
November 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"It’s comical that this big, brutal warrior would get on the stand to say that he literally felt assaulted by a sandwich exploding on his uniform. It’s more comical, though, that Dunn’s attorney then showed Larimore a photo of the sandwich on the ground. Wrapped. Not exploded."
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I love/hate this dumbass awesome state
November 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I love/hate this dumbass awesome state
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Pretty crazy how quickly they’re able to do this!
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration turns to Supreme Court to block order to fully fund SNAP food aid payments.
November 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Pretty crazy how quickly they’re able to do this!
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this was for a colorado measure guaranteeing universal free lunch for kids. funny how a short two-column table can say so much in so little space.
This is how it looked on the ballot.
Clear and easy to understand.
Clear and easy to understand.
November 5, 2025 at 6:18 AM
this was for a colorado measure guaranteeing universal free lunch for kids. funny how a short two-column table can say so much in so little space.
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As you celebrate Mamdani’s victory, I want to take in that it was not a victory for the Democratic Party. He won in spite of the party.
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
As you celebrate Mamdani’s victory, I want to take in that it was not a victory for the Democratic Party. He won in spite of the party.
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CA Democrats probably just saved the House of Representatives for the entire country but MSNCB decided a mayoral race in NYC was more important to talk about.
We had less than 8 weeks to get this done and managed record turnout.
Stop telling me Democrats are bad at messaging. It’s a MSM problem.
We had less than 8 weeks to get this done and managed record turnout.
Stop telling me Democrats are bad at messaging. It’s a MSM problem.
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
CA Democrats probably just saved the House of Representatives for the entire country but MSNCB decided a mayoral race in NYC was more important to talk about.
We had less than 8 weeks to get this done and managed record turnout.
Stop telling me Democrats are bad at messaging. It’s a MSM problem.
We had less than 8 weeks to get this done and managed record turnout.
Stop telling me Democrats are bad at messaging. It’s a MSM problem.
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“A Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored. Liberty, once lost, is lost forever.”
-John Adams
People should sit with this.
Because the warning wasn’t about kings in 1776.
It is about us, and what happens when we decide one man is above the law.
-John Adams
People should sit with this.
Because the warning wasn’t about kings in 1776.
It is about us, and what happens when we decide one man is above the law.
November 2, 2025 at 11:18 AM
“A Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored. Liberty, once lost, is lost forever.”
-John Adams
People should sit with this.
Because the warning wasn’t about kings in 1776.
It is about us, and what happens when we decide one man is above the law.
-John Adams
People should sit with this.
Because the warning wasn’t about kings in 1776.
It is about us, and what happens when we decide one man is above the law.
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Sobering news for a lot of top Democrats, tonight, as they realize people would prefer they actually fucking do something.
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Sobering news for a lot of top Democrats, tonight, as they realize people would prefer they actually fucking do something.
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bluesky rn
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I choose to believe he's a big fan of Sam Raimi's Spider-Man, which makes him even more endearing.
MAMDANI: "So hear this, Donald Trump: To get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us."
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I choose to believe he's a big fan of Sam Raimi's Spider-Man, which makes him even more endearing.
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WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
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