Florida Man
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There are only about 1,000 billionaires in the US. We could get this done over Easter weekend if we wanted.
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
There are only about 1,000 billionaires in the US. We could get this done over Easter weekend if we wanted.
RFK Jr. reminds me of that one time I accidentally saw my grandfather's balls.
February 13, 2026 at 2:51 AM
RFK Jr. reminds me of that one time I accidentally saw my grandfather's balls.
On tonight's episode of "TMI", they tore down an old cinema near me and, while it's long overdue, I'll always have fond memories of when I received oral sex during a screening of James and the Giant Peach (1996).
February 13, 2026 at 1:34 AM
On tonight's episode of "TMI", they tore down an old cinema near me and, while it's long overdue, I'll always have fond memories of when I received oral sex during a screening of James and the Giant Peach (1996).
Wife caught me in bed with her best friend. I told her how high the Dow was and she joined us.
February 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Wife caught me in bed with her best friend. I told her how high the Dow was and she joined us.
If you rearrange the letters in "Pam Bondi", you get CUNT.
February 13, 2026 at 12:23 AM
If you rearrange the letters in "Pam Bondi", you get CUNT.
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It’s not a withdrawal until ICE is abolished.
I have neighbors everywhere.
I have neighbors everywhere.
February 12, 2026 at 2:37 PM
It’s not a withdrawal until ICE is abolished.
I have neighbors everywhere.
I have neighbors everywhere.
Got pulled over doing 103mph in a school zone this morning. The cop drew his pistol on me and I told him the Dow was over 50,000. He let me off with a warning.
February 12, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Got pulled over doing 103mph in a school zone this morning. The cop drew his pistol on me and I told him the Dow was over 50,000. He let me off with a warning.
Wondering what horrors we'll discover tomorrow to distract from the Bondi disaster.
February 12, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Wondering what horrors we'll discover tomorrow to distract from the Bondi disaster.
Cherry Float Coke Zero is fucking grossssss
February 12, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Cherry Float Coke Zero is fucking grossssss
There goes my hero.
February 11, 2026 at 8:15 PM
There goes my hero.
Florida Woman Has Absolute Meltdown When Asked to Explain What She Actually Does for a Living
Bondi: "You all should be apologizing. You sit here, and you attack the president, and I am not going to have it. I'm not going to put up with it."
February 11, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Florida Woman Has Absolute Meltdown When Asked to Explain What She Actually Does for a Living
They should stream these hearings on P°rnhub the way Bondi's getting her asshole plowed.
February 11, 2026 at 5:09 PM
They should stream these hearings on P°rnhub the way Bondi's getting her asshole plowed.
They should just give The Daily Show to Jordan Klepper full time.
Trump in Epstein Files "a Million Times" & Lutnick Admits Lunch with Epstein | The Daily Show
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February 11, 2026 at 5:29 AM
They should just give The Daily Show to Jordan Klepper full time.
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Nick Dipaolo feeling the need to remind Jeffrey Epstein that he knows he is a child rapist but means no offense by this is a key reason he's writing for Gutfeld!
Nick Dipaolo being in the Epstein files is the most Guys+ story of all time
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Nick Dipaolo feeling the need to remind Jeffrey Epstein that he knows he is a child rapist but means no offense by this is a key reason he's writing for Gutfeld!
"I can't understand the lyrics" ok, welcome to the last 30 years of me listening to Bone Thugs N Harmony.
February 9, 2026 at 6:43 PM
"I can't understand the lyrics" ok, welcome to the last 30 years of me listening to Bone Thugs N Harmony.
Now I'm extra pissed that Vrabel got COTY over Ben Johnson.
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Now I'm extra pissed that Vrabel got COTY over Ben Johnson.
Why are people with personal chefs doing Grubhub commercials
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Why are people with personal chefs doing Grubhub commercials
Just give the trophy to the kicker and let's get the fuck outta here already.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Just give the trophy to the kicker and let's get the fuck outta here already.
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call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
This is such a "fuck you" to MAGA, let's just keep doing this for the second half. Game sucks anyway.
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
This is such a "fuck you" to MAGA, let's just keep doing this for the second half. Game sucks anyway.