Florida Man
@floridaman.bsky.social
Chicken Soup for the Soulless.
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Wow…. Jennifer Jenkins doesn’t hold back when asked about Randy Fine.
February 18, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Wow…. Jennifer Jenkins doesn’t hold back when asked about Randy Fine.
Michael Jordan and the girl who took my virginity both have birthdays today.
February 18, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Michael Jordan and the girl who took my virginity both have birthdays today.
Post an album that was important to you when you were 11.
February 18, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Post an album that was important to you when you were 11.
Lost package by USPS magically, finally arrived. Looking at the size of the shipping label, I finally understand why it disappeared.
February 17, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Lost package by USPS magically, finally arrived. Looking at the size of the shipping label, I finally understand why it disappeared.
I don't know what's going on with Verizon but apparently if you complain about last month's outage they'll give you all the account credits your heart desires. Fire up a chatbot to help with your argument and go get your money. I just got credited almost $1000 over the next year.
February 17, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I don't know what's going on with Verizon but apparently if you complain about last month's outage they'll give you all the account credits your heart desires. Fire up a chatbot to help with your argument and go get your money. I just got credited almost $1000 over the next year.
This @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social motherfucker has to go.
Hakeem Jeffries COLLAPSES & REFUSES To Say Abolish ICE & Reject AIPAC!! | The Kyle Kulinski Show
YouTube video by Secular Talk
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February 17, 2026 at 4:40 PM
This @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social motherfucker has to go.
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"That’s my challenge to you: Cancel something. Even if it’s one thing. Tell us in the comments what it was. And then share this newsletter with one person you think might be open to joining us."
You *Can* Do Something To Hurt the Oligarchs
Boycotts, strikes, and the Abstinence Fallacy.
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February 16, 2026 at 9:00 PM
"That’s my challenge to you: Cancel something. Even if it’s one thing. Tell us in the comments what it was. And then share this newsletter with one person you think might be open to joining us."
Should've never taken away the dollar menu, you fucking scumbags.
Wendy's is closing several hundred U.S. restaurants and increasing its focus on value after a weaker-than-expected fourth quarter.
Wendy's closes US restaurants and focuses on value to turn around falling sales
Wendy’s is closing several hundred U.S. restaurants and increasing its focus on value after a weaker-than-expected fourth quarter.
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February 16, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Should've never taken away the dollar menu, you fucking scumbags.
My dad's cousin co-produced HBO's "Stalin". She invited my grandfather to the premiere and he got to ride in the limo with Duvall. They complimented each other on their neckties and ended up swapping. Always loved that story from my grandfather. Duvall's presence elevated everything he was in. RIP
BREAKING: Oscar-winning actor Robert Duvall, known for his roles in "The Godfather" and "Apocalypse Now," has died at 95.
Robert Duvall, Oscar-winning actor and 'Godfather' mainstay, dead at 95
Robert Duvall, the Oscar-winning actor whose classic roles included the wily confidant of the first two “Godfather” movies, had died at age 95.
bit.ly
February 16, 2026 at 7:02 PM
My dad's cousin co-produced HBO's "Stalin". She invited my grandfather to the premiere and he got to ride in the limo with Duvall. They complimented each other on their neckties and ended up swapping. Always loved that story from my grandfather. Duvall's presence elevated everything he was in. RIP
I don't know how anyone has the bandwidth to give a shit about this Guthrie disappearance considering [gestures at everything].
February 16, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I don't know how anyone has the bandwidth to give a shit about this Guthrie disappearance considering [gestures at everything].
I break my dry spaghetti in half. Fuck you.
February 16, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I break my dry spaghetti in half. Fuck you.
Holy fuck do I hate people.
February 15, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Holy fuck do I hate people.
Two days in a row I've watched refs use their down time to sit on the broken side of this bench. #VisitFlorida
February 15, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Two days in a row I've watched refs use their down time to sit on the broken side of this bench. #VisitFlorida
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Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
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Resistance infrastructure.
February 15, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Resistance infrastructure.
One of the greatest endings. One of the greatest sports films. One of the greatest 90s films.
There Goes My Hero | Varsity Blues Final Moments (4K)
YouTube video by Loving The 90's
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February 15, 2026 at 4:42 AM
One of the greatest endings. One of the greatest sports films. One of the greatest 90s films.
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February 14, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Who the *fuck* is still eating plain old Corn Flakes?
February 14, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Who the *fuck* is still eating plain old Corn Flakes?
At a friend's surprise birthday party. Threw on a polo and jeans. I arrive and everyone's dressed up. Everyone I know here says "Cocktail attire" when we meet. No dress code is mentioned in the evite. I'm fucking MORTIFED.
February 14, 2026 at 12:57 AM
At a friend's surprise birthday party. Threw on a polo and jeans. I arrive and everyone's dressed up. Everyone I know here says "Cocktail attire" when we meet. No dress code is mentioned in the evite. I'm fucking MORTIFED.