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Keep the batboys away.
The White Sox’s prayers for a new stadium might’ve gotten a boost Wednesday with help from the South Side’s most famous fan.
The Sox's new co-owner met Pope Leo XIV outside St. Peter’s Basilica at the Vatican, where he asked for a blessing on the Sox's future home.
The Sox's new co-owner met Pope Leo XIV outside St. Peter’s Basilica at the Vatican, where he asked for a blessing on the Sox's future home.
White Sox co-owner Justin Ishbia meets Pope Leo XIV — and invites him to throw first pitch at new stadium
chicago.suntimes.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Keep the batboys away.
If there's just one reason to be glad he's president right now, it's that we all get to witness his physical and mental decline in realtime. Just look at this miserable, exhausted, demented piece of shit. He's cooked.
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
If there's just one reason to be glad he's president right now, it's that we all get to witness his physical and mental decline in realtime. Just look at this miserable, exhausted, demented piece of shit. He's cooked.
Now do healthcare for all, you fucking scumbags.
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Now do healthcare for all, you fucking scumbags.
The White House press corps are the biggest bunch of fucking pussies on this planet.
Reporter: Mr. President, why wait for congress to release the Epstein files? Why not just do it now?
Trump: It's not the question that I mind. It's your attitude… I think the license should be taken away from ABC. We have a great commissioner, a chairman who should look at that.
Trump: It's not the question that I mind. It's your attitude… I think the license should be taken away from ABC. We have a great commissioner, a chairman who should look at that.
November 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The White House press corps are the biggest bunch of fucking pussies on this planet.
Gonna be impossible to hide this one in the house...
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Gonna be impossible to hide this one in the house...
Once again it's on.
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Once again it's on.
I want to beat the fuck out of this kid's parents. Both of them.
YouTuber Jack Doherty arrested for drug possession and other charges in Miami Beach after he was found disrupting traffic to allegedly film social media content. www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/yo...
YouTuber Jack Doherty arrested for drug possession after blocking Miami Beach traffic for social media video, police say
Miami Beach Police announced that the 22-year-old was taken into custody on multiple charges, including possessing amphetamine and marijuana, along with resisting an officer without violence.
www.cbsnews.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I want to beat the fuck out of this kid's parents. Both of them.
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Can’t happen fast enough.
Have you filed your claims?
Have you filed your claims?
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Can’t happen fast enough.
Have you filed your claims?
Have you filed your claims?
When the opening notes of "Born to Be Wild" came on during an 80s movie, you knew shit was about to go down.
November 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
When the opening notes of "Born to Be Wild" came on during an 80s movie, you knew shit was about to go down.
He'll be alt-right.
Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Aaron Rodgers missed the start of the second half against Cincinnati while being evaluated for a left hand injury.
Steelers QB Aaron Rodgers being evaluated for a left hand injury
Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Aaron Rodgers missed the start of the second half against Cincinnati while being evaluated for a left hand injury.
bit.ly
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
He'll be alt-right.
WILL SOMEONE IN PHILADELPHIA GET THAT FUCKING PLASTIC DRINK LID OFF THE FIELD
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
WILL SOMEONE IN PHILADELPHIA GET THAT FUCKING PLASTIC DRINK LID OFF THE FIELD
Whatever keeps the Quebec plates off the road down here.
Angus: You know, every article I’ve read about the tourism numbers talks about “Canada’s uncertainty with the tariff wars.” No. Canadians hate Donald Trump. They see not going to the US as an act of patriotism.
November 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Whatever keeps the Quebec plates off the road down here.
Not every movie needs its own popcorn bucket.
November 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Not every movie needs its own popcorn bucket.
The physical comedy in this one felt straight out of the early 90s #SNL
Sebastian Maniscalco - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 8:12 AM
The physical comedy in this one felt straight out of the early 90s #SNL
Che and Jost destroyed tonight. Diabolical stuff, felt like they channeled Norm.
Michael Che with the joke of the night on SNL's Weekend Update.
November 16, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Che and Jost destroyed tonight. Diabolical stuff, felt like they channeled Norm.
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They’re calling Megyn Kelly
“Megyn R. Kelly" now.
“Megyn R. Kelly" now.
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
They’re calling Megyn Kelly
“Megyn R. Kelly" now.
“Megyn R. Kelly" now.
Imagine if Hillary snuck the beej emails in there just to humiliate the two men she hates most.
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Imagine if Hillary snuck the beej emails in there just to humiliate the two men she hates most.
37.
My president sucked 37 dicks.
My president sucked 37 dicks.
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
37.
My president sucked 37 dicks.
My president sucked 37 dicks.
Can't believe they let clankers in here.
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Can't believe they let clankers in here.
Killed a fly on the side of the mash tun and left its smashed corpse stuck to the side as a warning to the others.
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Killed a fly on the side of the mash tun and left its smashed corpse stuck to the side as a warning to the others.
Let's reopen an investigation into a hoax? OK.
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Let's reopen an investigation into a hoax? OK.
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November 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Meanwhile, convicted sex trafficker and rapist Ghislaine Maxwell is petting her new puppy while ordering Ruth's Chris on DoorDash as an interior decorator shows her color swatches for remodeling her cell.
Months after a judge said Luigi Mangione could have a laptop in jail to review evidence, lawyers for the man accused of killing UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson say the device has yet to be delivered.
A judge said Luigi Mangione could have a laptop to view evidence in jail. He still hasn't gotten it
Months after a judge said Luigi Mangione could have a laptop in jail to review evidence, lawyers for the man accused of killing UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson say the device has yet to be delivered.
bit.ly
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Meanwhile, convicted sex trafficker and rapist Ghislaine Maxwell is petting her new puppy while ordering Ruth's Chris on DoorDash as an interior decorator shows her color swatches for remodeling her cell.