Florida Man
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Chicken Soup for the Soulless.
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You'll be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits
The three spirits
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
You'll be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits
The three spirits
Bat mail >Beer mail
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Bat mail >Beer mail
The two sides of me.
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The two sides of me.
Time is a flat circle.
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Time is a flat circle.
Grown ass men digging through sealed cases of Hot Wheels they ripped out of a still-wrapped pallet at 9pm in Walmart. Resellers are human garbage.
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Grown ass men digging through sealed cases of Hot Wheels they ripped out of a still-wrapped pallet at 9pm in Walmart. Resellers are human garbage.
If there's just one reason to be glad he's president right now, it's that we all get to witness his physical and mental decline in realtime. Just look at this miserable, exhausted, demented piece of shit. He's cooked.
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
If there's just one reason to be glad he's president right now, it's that we all get to witness his physical and mental decline in realtime. Just look at this miserable, exhausted, demented piece of shit. He's cooked.
Gonna be impossible to hide this one in the house...
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Gonna be impossible to hide this one in the house...
Once again it's on.
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Once again it's on.
Can't believe they let clankers in here.
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Can't believe they let clankers in here.
About to teach someone how to get in through the passenger side.
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
About to teach someone how to get in through the passenger side.
Coffee cubes and Coke Zero. Get with the program.
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Coffee cubes and Coke Zero. Get with the program.
Death, taxes, and me grilling a grey ass steak.
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Death, taxes, and me grilling a grey ass steak.
Holy shit these are the best things to ever come out of the Publix bakery.
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Holy shit these are the best things to ever come out of the Publix bakery.
We're a looooooooong way from Butler.
November 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
We're a looooooooong way from Butler.