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Big Chuck E Cheese slide straight into a medieval oubliette
Uh I’m sorry to have to tell you this but it’s actually diarrhesis
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Uh I’m sorry to have to tell you this but it’s actually diarrhesis
There’s a subjective but significant change when you make an object designed to hurl metal into the head of a human.
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
There’s a subjective but significant change when you make an object designed to hurl metal into the head of a human.
Yes but, again, arms dealer
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Yes but, again, arms dealer
Palmer Luckey, arms dealer and builder of helmets that shoot you in the head, also builds funny little retro systems. It’s like if Saruman had a knitting hobby.
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Palmer Luckey, arms dealer and builder of helmets that shoot you in the head, also builds funny little retro systems. It’s like if Saruman had a knitting hobby.
I think they’re lions. Leopards can operate independently. Male lions do nothing but yell and fight each other in an elaborate competition of their own construction, sinking energy and injury into meaningless contests by artifact of perverse incentive. Sounds like the GOP to me.
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I think they’re lions. Leopards can operate independently. Male lions do nothing but yell and fight each other in an elaborate competition of their own construction, sinking energy and injury into meaningless contests by artifact of perverse incentive. Sounds like the GOP to me.
TDoR is a hard time. It’s tough seeing the faces of so many we’ve lost. For those who left, I’ll work to stay here and make it easier for others to do the same. For everyone, but especially trans people today, the world is better with you in it. I’m glad you’re here.
November 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
TDoR is a hard time. It’s tough seeing the faces of so many we’ve lost. For those who left, I’ll work to stay here and make it easier for others to do the same. For everyone, but especially trans people today, the world is better with you in it. I’m glad you’re here.
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Checking in on MechaHitler
And Trump was a Democrat donor until relatively recently! If Trump wants to investigate Democrats exclusively, then that should include Former Democrat Donald John Trump. Thorough! Detailed investigation! Thank you for your attention in this matter.
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
And Trump was a Democrat donor until relatively recently! If Trump wants to investigate Democrats exclusively, then that should include Former Democrat Donald John Trump. Thorough! Detailed investigation! Thank you for your attention in this matter.
Look I’m just saying we need to investigate the Democrats, including Bill Clinton, who may have received fellatio from former-Democrat Donald John Trump (“dog that hasn’t barked”). It bears investigation!
November 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Look I’m just saying we need to investigate the Democrats, including Bill Clinton, who may have received fellatio from former-Democrat Donald John Trump (“dog that hasn’t barked”). It bears investigation!
Having just gotten a condo in downtown San Jose: yes, this
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Having just gotten a condo in downtown San Jose: yes, this
He’s not entirely wrong, though! The American people deserve to know if the Bubba referred to here is Bill Clinton. www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump ‘blowing Bubba’ message in Epstein emails under scrutiny
Mark Epstein asked Jeffrey Epstein in an email to ask Steve Bannon if Vladimir Putin has "the photos of Trump blowing Bubba."
www.newsweek.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
He’s not entirely wrong, though! The American people deserve to know if the Bubba referred to here is Bill Clinton. www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
Zoo Manager: “You want us to take the key away from Chuck, the guy that keeps letting the lion out? Oh, so you WANT us to just give the key directly to the lion? I can’t believe you don’t understand the delicate dance, the periods of planning to let the lion out punctuated by letting the lion out.”
November 12, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Zoo Manager: “You want us to take the key away from Chuck, the guy that keeps letting the lion out? Oh, so you WANT us to just give the key directly to the lion? I can’t believe you don’t understand the delicate dance, the periods of planning to let the lion out punctuated by letting the lion out.”
“After an unprecedented run of keeping the lion in the cage, we’ve decided to let the lion out of the cage. Strategically, we have to do this so people remember how terrible it is to have your head chewed on by a lion. We have the lion’s promise that it will discuss not chewing on heads in a month.”
November 12, 2025 at 9:41 AM
“After an unprecedented run of keeping the lion in the cage, we’ve decided to let the lion out of the cage. Strategically, we have to do this so people remember how terrible it is to have your head chewed on by a lion. We have the lion’s promise that it will discuss not chewing on heads in a month.”
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i am only halfway through this insane interview lol i had to take a break youtu.be/-9CmFvGEXXk?...
ERIC ADAMS IS AN ICONIC GUEST | ZIWE INTERVIEW
YouTube video by Ziwe
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
i am only halfway through this insane interview lol i had to take a break youtu.be/-9CmFvGEXXk?...
High-Quality Horizontally Rotating Subway Sandwich
November 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
High-Quality Horizontally Rotating Subway Sandwich
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How I solved my contribution to the problem of male disillusionment
November 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
How I solved my contribution to the problem of male disillusionment
They’re there for cigarettes. If you push a Camel into the blind box Pop Mart blessed you with three years of good luck.
November 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
They’re there for cigarettes. If you push a Camel into the blind box Pop Mart blessed you with three years of good luck.
He probably voted Adams
November 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
He probably voted Adams
But this is such a good political move but Trump tho. If there’s one thing I know, it’s that New Yorkers love feeling like powerful people are holding their city hostage. I’m sure the results of this will be a resounding “hah okay m’lord you won this one” /s
November 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
But this is such a good political move but Trump tho. If there’s one thing I know, it’s that New Yorkers love feeling like powerful people are holding their city hostage. I’m sure the results of this will be a resounding “hah okay m’lord you won this one” /s
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dick cheney dead rn
November 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
dick cheney dead rn
Good on you for pushing for your health. I don’t think the medical establishment is prepared for the change in illness patterns since COVID, and governments certainly aren’t funding them to do any better at it.
November 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Good on you for pushing for your health. I don’t think the medical establishment is prepared for the change in illness patterns since COVID, and governments certainly aren’t funding them to do any better at it.
I’m sure it’s fine as long as you also freebase it with ivermectin
November 2, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I’m sure it’s fine as long as you also freebase it with ivermectin
"Torment Nexus" comes from this tech CTO and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have when you have to acknowledge the existence of a tech CTO
"Torment Nexus" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict
November 2, 2025 at 9:36 AM
"Torment Nexus" comes from this tech CTO and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have when you have to acknowledge the existence of a tech CTO