Christopher Gordon
@flashrph.bsky.social
Live better:
Read more comics 🦸♂️.
Consume fermented things🍺🧀.
Listen to Nine Inch Nails 🎵.
Watch Star Wars 🚀.
Sports fan for the Cleveland Guardians, Carolina Hurricanes, Crystal Palace FC, Ohio State Buckeyes, Columbus Crew.
Read more comics 🦸♂️.
Consume fermented things🍺🧀.
Listen to Nine Inch Nails 🎵.
Watch Star Wars 🚀.
Sports fan for the Cleveland Guardians, Carolina Hurricanes, Crystal Palace FC, Ohio State Buckeyes, Columbus Crew.
[Karen, working from home in the office, comes out]
“Wait. Are you listening to Star Wars soundtracks while reading the new @adamchristopher.me Star Wars book?”
- Maybe? 😜
“You’re a dork. But you’re my dork.”
🥰
“Wait. Are you listening to Star Wars soundtracks while reading the new @adamchristopher.me Star Wars book?”
- Maybe? 😜
“You’re a dork. But you’re my dork.”
🥰
November 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
[Karen, working from home in the office, comes out]
“Wait. Are you listening to Star Wars soundtracks while reading the new @adamchristopher.me Star Wars book?”
- Maybe? 😜
“You’re a dork. But you’re my dork.”
🥰
“Wait. Are you listening to Star Wars soundtracks while reading the new @adamchristopher.me Star Wars book?”
- Maybe? 😜
“You’re a dork. But you’re my dork.”
🥰
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
Any other fellow 12-year-olds-at-heart play the ol’ Pokémon Go on your phone? Running low on friends who can still receive gifts. (Don’t you dare judge.)
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Any other fellow 12-year-olds-at-heart play the ol’ Pokémon Go on your phone? Running low on friends who can still receive gifts. (Don’t you dare judge.)
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Just noticed on an old VHS that Robert Patrick was wearing a NIN shirt when he was 3D scanned for the T-1000. That would have been 1990, so he was proudly supporting his brother Richard Patrick, who was in a new band called Nine Inch Nails at the time.
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Just noticed on an old VHS that Robert Patrick was wearing a NIN shirt when he was 3D scanned for the T-1000. That would have been 1990, so he was proudly supporting his brother Richard Patrick, who was in a new band called Nine Inch Nails at the time.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?
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This setup is so sick 😮💨
October 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This setup is so sick 😮💨
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Further proof that my generation was largely parented by objects, entertainment, and absence.
October 7, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Further proof that my generation was largely parented by objects, entertainment, and absence.
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You know what treason looks like? A convicted criminal using the White House to send troops as his personal army to peaceful American cities that he hates in order to instill fear and create chaos.
September 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
You know what treason looks like? A convicted criminal using the White House to send troops as his personal army to peaceful American cities that he hates in order to instill fear and create chaos.
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We've had a rough go of it this year as a country, and to lighten the mood a bit, we could use an all-Ohio World Series. Make it happen.
September 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We've had a rough go of it this year as a country, and to lighten the mood a bit, we could use an all-Ohio World Series. Make it happen.
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Full-time: Palace 2-1 Liverpool
The most dramatic of finishes. Almost the last touch of the game from Eddie Nketiah to take the ball down on his chest and volley it through Alisson's legs.
That is the never give up attitude Glasner has instilled in this team. A just reward. #CPFC
The most dramatic of finishes. Almost the last touch of the game from Eddie Nketiah to take the ball down on his chest and volley it through Alisson's legs.
That is the never give up attitude Glasner has instilled in this team. A just reward. #CPFC
September 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Full-time: Palace 2-1 Liverpool
The most dramatic of finishes. Almost the last touch of the game from Eddie Nketiah to take the ball down on his chest and volley it through Alisson's legs.
That is the never give up attitude Glasner has instilled in this team. A just reward. #CPFC
The most dramatic of finishes. Almost the last touch of the game from Eddie Nketiah to take the ball down on his chest and volley it through Alisson's legs.
That is the never give up attitude Glasner has instilled in this team. A just reward. #CPFC
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They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦♂️
September 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦♂️
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
September 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
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Education is the enemy of fascism.
September 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Education is the enemy of fascism.
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Nine Inch Nails' Peel It Back Tour has dazzling visuals, the return of Josh Freese, Boys Noize, and more www.brooklynvegan.com/nine-inch-na...
Nine Inch Nails' 'Peel It Back' tour is a marvel of sight and sound: Barclays Center review
Trent Reznor & co's current tour has a dazzling stage & lighting design, the return of beastly drummer Josh Freese, and an EDM section with Boys Noize.
www.brooklynvegan.com
September 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Nine Inch Nails' Peel It Back Tour has dazzling visuals, the return of Josh Freese, Boys Noize, and more www.brooklynvegan.com/nine-inch-na...
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My 2nd word’s a good one. My usual starter word entered today…not so much. 😜
Wordle 1,514 3/6*
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August 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My 2nd word’s a good one. My usual starter word entered today…not so much. 😜
Wordle 1,514 3/6*
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🎵Glad all over🎵
❤️🦅💙
❤️🦅💙
After waiting 119 years for a trophy, Crystal Palace have their second in a matter of months.
The Selhurst Park side beat Liverpool, the Premier League Champions, on penalties to win the Community Shield, having beaten Manchester City to win the FA Cup in May.
#CPFC
The Selhurst Park side beat Liverpool, the Premier League Champions, on penalties to win the Community Shield, having beaten Manchester City to win the FA Cup in May.
#CPFC
August 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
🎵Glad all over🎵
❤️🦅💙
❤️🦅💙
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Steven Kwan on the reception he received before his first plate appearance tonight:
August 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Steven Kwan on the reception he received before his first plate appearance tonight:
Seriously? 🤬
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July 25, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Seriously? 🤬
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Tomorrow's front page 📰
Convicted US felon to arrive in Scotland
Convicted US felon to arrive in Scotland
July 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Tomorrow's front page 📰
Convicted US felon to arrive in Scotland
Convicted US felon to arrive in Scotland
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Powell called out Trump for making stuff up to smear him
"I'm not aware of that, Mr President. I haven't heard that from anybody at the Fed. You just added in a third building is what that is. No, it was built five years ago. We finished it five years ago. It's not new."
"I'm not aware of that, Mr President. I haven't heard that from anybody at the Fed. You just added in a third building is what that is. No, it was built five years ago. We finished it five years ago. It's not new."
July 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Powell called out Trump for making stuff up to smear him
"I'm not aware of that, Mr President. I haven't heard that from anybody at the Fed. You just added in a third building is what that is. No, it was built five years ago. We finished it five years ago. It's not new."
"I'm not aware of that, Mr President. I haven't heard that from anybody at the Fed. You just added in a third building is what that is. No, it was built five years ago. We finished it five years ago. It's not new."
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet