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Christopher Gordon
@flashrph.bsky.social
Live better:
Read more comics 🦸‍♂️.
Consume fermented things🍺🧀.
Listen to Nine Inch Nails 🎵.
Watch Star Wars 🚀.

Sports fan for the Cleveland Guardians, Carolina Hurricanes, Crystal Palace FC, Ohio State Buckeyes, Columbus Crew.
[Karen, working from home in the office, comes out]

“Wait. Are you listening to Star Wars soundtracks while reading the new @adamchristopher.me Star Wars book?”

- Maybe? 😜

“You’re a dork. But you’re my dork.”

🥰
November 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Any other fellow 12-year-olds-at-heart play the ol’ Pokémon Go on your phone? Running low on friends who can still receive gifts. (Don’t you dare judge.)
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Ain’t no party like a solstice party.
June 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
15 year old Speaker with a fresh haircut.
June 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
During the Four Nations tournament: “Oh! Jaccob Slavin! The world now sees what the league already knows! Slavin is the best defensive defenseman by a country mile! He’s so good! Finally he’s getting the national props he rightly deserves!”

8th.

*GTFOH*

#RaiseUp
June 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Just one more game on Monday night to extend this Eastern Conference Finals futility. No handshakes in Raleigh. Please mercilessly end it in Florida. #RaiseUp
May 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I might not even watch Monday night. Just lose and get swept. Again. Make history! 0-16!

Plus that way there won’t be any handshakes in Raleigh.

#RaiseUp …. or not.
May 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Turned it off at 3-1.

Get a text from a buddy stating “Well that escalated quickly.”

Looked…..

WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.

I’m not even mad. I’m actually impressed they can completely flip a switch and shit the bed so much in the ECF. It’s a skill. A talent, really.

#RaiseUp ….. or not.
May 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I’m not sure why anyone subjects themselves to the blood-pressure-raising-annoyance of Eddie O’s idiocy when you can just listen to @mikemaniscalco.bsky.social and Tripp’s radio call while synced to the tv feed.

Anyways, here’s a delicious beer in a fantastic glass.

#RaiseUp
May 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Woke up today.

Nope. Not a dream. Really happened! ❤️🦅💙

#CPFC #GladAllOver #CrystalPalace #FACup
May 18, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I am beside myself with JOY.
❤️🦅💙

#CPFC #GladAllOver #FACup #CrystalPalace
May 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I absolutely ADORE for the fact that it’s an actual human that texts us Carolina Hurricanes subscribers!

“WOOOOOO”

#RaiseUp
May 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Burial beer for the night. Giggity.
May 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The final horn blares after the Carolina Hurricanes go up 3 games to 1 and my hockey watching son Addie is suddenly and abruptly concerned….

#RaiseUp
May 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
What temp were you at? I just smoked a couple at 250 and it took just one hour.
May 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
It begins. Visuals on the TV, but audio via Raleigh radio on the internet. No ESPN 🤡s here. Oh how they butcher my ears!

Thank you @mikemaniscalco.bsky.social and Tripp!

#RaiseUp
April 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Late night beverage selections are always enhanced by some Addie blep/mlem tongue action. #cats #craftbeer #blep #mlem
April 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It’s currently 6:26am on a Saturday and I’ve already been awake for 45 minutes. There are few things in this world so agreeable to me for this particular situation.

BBQ rubbed bone in pork shoulder and 2 chicken breasts on the smoker over a pan of black cherry cola. Should make a nice sauce.
April 12, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Our neighbor turtles just had babies.
March 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Beer mail is fun!

Six basketball themed 4-packs from Other Half Brewing delivered today. Just in time for the tournament!

#CraftBeer
March 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Nightcap.
March 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
What a treat! My most recent Beer of the Month Club shipment included a beer from my old NC stomping grounds! And to boot, today is the 20th anniversary of the opening of Foothills Brewing!

Cheers Jamie and Sarah!!! Here’s to 20+ more years of good beer! 🍻

#CraftBeer #NCBeer
March 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My usual tried and true pie crust recipe uses 5 oz of grated sharp white cheddar and 2 sticks of grated frozen butter.

Guinness Pie is on the menu for tomorrow. Making the innards tonight. Went “full Irish” with the pie crust ingredients for this. ☘️
March 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Dis iz gud, eh? #RaiseUp
March 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Oh @jonathanmaberry.bsky.social, my TARDIS-sized heart just gave me a hearty VWOORP.

❤️

#DoctorWho #BurnToShine
March 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM