Flares Brian
@flaresbrian.bsky.social
One trick pony, swears a lot, an awful lot, too much, far too much. Partial to crocodiles and suedies, same as it ever was.
Our Nelly is In Llandudno with Mum and Nana Scouse to watch Peppa Pig. She’s gone all Tippi Hedren and has asked to be rescued as a seagull is staring at her through the hotel window
January 25, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Our Nelly is In Llandudno with Mum and Nana Scouse to watch Peppa Pig. She’s gone all Tippi Hedren and has asked to be rescued as a seagull is staring at her through the hotel window
Post a picture of the best thing you've ever lifted, nicked, liberated, taken on a long term loan. Pinched. Etc.
Though a portrait of Lady Di from an east end pub in 1983 provided the greatest life lesson.
Though a portrait of Lady Di from an east end pub in 1983 provided the greatest life lesson.
January 25, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Post a picture of the best thing you've ever lifted, nicked, liberated, taken on a long term loan. Pinched. Etc.
Though a portrait of Lady Di from an east end pub in 1983 provided the greatest life lesson.
Though a portrait of Lady Di from an east end pub in 1983 provided the greatest life lesson.
It's that sly ole son of a gun again
He keeps telling me that I'm the lucky one again
Out for a meal tonight, she’s well impressed.
Dab of toilet duck behind the ears and I’m ready to rock.
Did I mention 40% off deal, boom!
With that ole devil called love ❤️
He keeps telling me that I'm the lucky one again
Out for a meal tonight, she’s well impressed.
Dab of toilet duck behind the ears and I’m ready to rock.
Did I mention 40% off deal, boom!
With that ole devil called love ❤️
January 24, 2026 at 5:21 PM
It's that sly ole son of a gun again
He keeps telling me that I'm the lucky one again
Out for a meal tonight, she’s well impressed.
Dab of toilet duck behind the ears and I’m ready to rock.
Did I mention 40% off deal, boom!
With that ole devil called love ❤️
He keeps telling me that I'm the lucky one again
Out for a meal tonight, she’s well impressed.
Dab of toilet duck behind the ears and I’m ready to rock.
Did I mention 40% off deal, boom!
With that ole devil called love ❤️
Our Nelly’s 4th birthday today, prepares for 20 kids running amok and paste butties being thrown at me for 4 hours, tears, screaming and strops being thrown but I’ll try not to do it in front of the kids.
January 17, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Our Nelly’s 4th birthday today, prepares for 20 kids running amok and paste butties being thrown at me for 4 hours, tears, screaming and strops being thrown but I’ll try not to do it in front of the kids.
Nena on the hairy armpit remix 1984
"You're just another red balloon with a lot of hot gas. Why don't you fuck off?"
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January 15, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Nena on the hairy armpit remix 1984
Post an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it, using only GIFs
January 14, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Post an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it, using only GIFs
January 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
This 👇
Nice One Joey Deacon.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
This 👇
The two ladies from the Human League hardly ever get a mention in the (whispers) list.
a man wearing glasses and a bow tie is sitting in a chair making a funny face .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a bow tie is sitting in a chair making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 8:28 PM
The two ladies from the Human League hardly ever get a mention in the (whispers) list.
So after I left Shakatak…
January 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
So after I left Shakatak…
@monkeymarl.bsky.social
Creaming in your crackers?
Creaming in your crackers?
January 9, 2026 at 8:19 PM
@monkeymarl.bsky.social
Creaming in your crackers?
Creaming in your crackers?
January 6, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The Proclaimers 03-01-26
Fuck off America
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 PM
The Proclaimers 03-01-26
Watching 28 years later, sorry but it’s shite
January 3, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Watching 28 years later, sorry but it’s shite
Off out for a bite to eat with the kids before telling them to piss off, battening down the hatches, hiding from the fireworks, with the wife battering my head in about wanting to book a holiday we can ill afford
Happy New Year to one and all !!!
Happy New Year to one and all !!!
December 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Off out for a bite to eat with the kids before telling them to piss off, battening down the hatches, hiding from the fireworks, with the wife battering my head in about wanting to book a holiday we can ill afford
Happy New Year to one and all !!!
Happy New Year to one and all !!!
Off work now for 5 solid days. Longest break I’ve had at this time of year for 30 years 🤩
homer simpson is a cartoon character from the simpsons and is jumping in the air .
ALT: homer simpson is a cartoon character from the simpsons and is jumping in the air .
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Off work now for 5 solid days. Longest break I’ve had at this time of year for 30 years 🤩
Kwasi Kwarteng, 14th October 2022.
Still would tho like
December 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Kwasi Kwarteng, 14th October 2022.
Go on wolf, rip Gordon’s throat out, you know you want to.
December 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Go on wolf, rip Gordon’s throat out, you know you want to.
My video of the year, our Nelly singing her heart out for her debut stage performance, bless her cotton socks
Little Nelly practising to keep the passengers on our holiday flight entertained for 4 hours
December 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
My video of the year, our Nelly singing her heart out for her debut stage performance, bless her cotton socks
Wife’s sisters tonight for tea tonight, thinking of feigning illness so I can cry off but I know Wifey will give me a hiding.
December 28, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Wife’s sisters tonight for tea tonight, thinking of feigning illness so I can cry off but I know Wifey will give me a hiding.
Just got in from my old bezzy mates 60th. Had a great time, great DJ playing some great tunes from our youth, loads of the off Flint crew in attendance, not really my thing but have to say the hugging, kissing and back slapping was more than appropriate
December 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Just got in from my old bezzy mates 60th. Had a great time, great DJ playing some great tunes from our youth, loads of the off Flint crew in attendance, not really my thing but have to say the hugging, kissing and back slapping was more than appropriate
Back to work today, helping those that need it, to breathe a bit easier.
Had a great couple of days off with my family, particularly little Nelly, who was an absolute joy to behold.
Had a great couple of days off with my family, particularly little Nelly, who was an absolute joy to behold.
December 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Back to work today, helping those that need it, to breathe a bit easier.
Had a great couple of days off with my family, particularly little Nelly, who was an absolute joy to behold.
Had a great couple of days off with my family, particularly little Nelly, who was an absolute joy to behold.
Hope everyone is having a fantastic and peaceful Christmas 😎
December 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Hope everyone is having a fantastic and peaceful Christmas 😎
Just for once, let the 2 ne’er do wells in home alone, catch the irritating little twat and torture him to death.
December 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Just for once, let the 2 ne’er do wells in home alone, catch the irritating little twat and torture him to death.
Just finished work, on call tomorrow and Boxing Day due to the flu pandemic before going back in proper on Saturday
December 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Just finished work, on call tomorrow and Boxing Day due to the flu pandemic before going back in proper on Saturday