Flares Brian
@flaresbrian.bsky.social
One trick pony, swears a lot, an awful lot, too much, far too much. Partial to crocodiles and suedies, same as it ever was.
He’s had his fair share
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
He’s had his fair share
I still walk with a pronounced limp
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November 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I still walk with a pronounced limp
The Vatican?
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November 29, 2025 at 10:33 AM
The Vatican?
Been in, loaded the vans for Monday, finished the weeks paperwork, sent all the work shy office clowns their orders for Monday, back home now, wife is over the water with her sisters for a second day of trying to bankrupt us, doing fuck all for the rest off the weekend, hurrah.
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Been in, loaded the vans for Monday, finished the weeks paperwork, sent all the work shy office clowns their orders for Monday, back home now, wife is over the water with her sisters for a second day of trying to bankrupt us, doing fuck all for the rest off the weekend, hurrah.
I've heard of Stereolab but not sure that I've heard them.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I've heard of Stereolab but not sure that I've heard them.
Couldn’t you buy the club for that?
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Couldn’t you buy the club for that?
Curled up in front of it licking your nethers.
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November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Curled up in front of it licking your nethers.
Your Grinder profile shows your not messing around.
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Your Grinder profile shows your not messing around.
He lived in Hope, died in Caergwrle
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
He lived in Hope, died in Caergwrle
Were you going to Bangor?
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Were you going to Bangor?
Don’t we all
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November 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Don’t we all
He's asking where his knackers have gone
November 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
He's asking where his knackers have gone
Did you see Monty on that Liverpool Narcos, can’t remember if I’ve seen it before or not but his accent was something to behold.
November 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Did you see Monty on that Liverpool Narcos, can’t remember if I’ve seen it before or not but his accent was something to behold.
I knew it...
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November 16, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I knew it...
When you put it like that I am blessed 🙂
November 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
When you put it like that I am blessed 🙂
Itineraries for today
Wife and Co, going to Anne Frank’s house followed by the sex museum before hitting the coffee shops.
Kids,visiting Nana scouse then going to see Kneecap
Me,slipping into a Texan bbq flavoured Pringles induced coma before kicking it.
Wife and Co, going to Anne Frank’s house followed by the sex museum before hitting the coffee shops.
Kids,visiting Nana scouse then going to see Kneecap
Me,slipping into a Texan bbq flavoured Pringles induced coma before kicking it.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Itineraries for today
Wife and Co, going to Anne Frank’s house followed by the sex museum before hitting the coffee shops.
Kids,visiting Nana scouse then going to see Kneecap
Me,slipping into a Texan bbq flavoured Pringles induced coma before kicking it.
Wife and Co, going to Anne Frank’s house followed by the sex museum before hitting the coffee shops.
Kids,visiting Nana scouse then going to see Kneecap
Me,slipping into a Texan bbq flavoured Pringles induced coma before kicking it.
Straight outta Oxton
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Straight outta Oxton