Flaming Monkey
@flamingmonkey.bsky.social
In the beginning there was chaos. And God said, “How can I spice this up?” And then out came the damn monkeys.
I’m a hopeless movie addict. Home to the #MovieReviewHaiku and #FourFrameFriday.
#GenX #Ohio #Dayton #Movies #Books #Humor
I’m a hopeless movie addict. Home to the #MovieReviewHaiku and #FourFrameFriday.
#GenX #Ohio #Dayton #Movies #Books #Humor
Game recognizes game. What up, Kevin?
I have a big ask. My 9yo son is autistic and he’s been raising a betta fish he named Kevin. Yesterday He asked if he could “share a photo of Kevin with the whole world“. I don’t know if this will work, but a dad’s gotta try. Like and share if that’s your thing. Kevin says hi! 🐟👋
January 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Game recognizes game. What up, Kevin?
Knight and Day (2010)
Starring Cruise and Diaz.
James Bond hijnks meets romcom.
Silly, but worthwhile.
#MovieReviewHaiku
#Film #FilmSky
#Movies #MovieSky
🎬🎥
Starring Cruise and Diaz.
James Bond hijnks meets romcom.
Silly, but worthwhile.
#MovieReviewHaiku
#Film #FilmSky
#Movies #MovieSky
🎬🎥
January 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Knight and Day (2010)
Starring Cruise and Diaz.
James Bond hijnks meets romcom.
Silly, but worthwhile.
#MovieReviewHaiku
#Film #FilmSky
#Movies #MovieSky
🎬🎥
Starring Cruise and Diaz.
James Bond hijnks meets romcom.
Silly, but worthwhile.
#MovieReviewHaiku
#Film #FilmSky
#Movies #MovieSky
🎬🎥
Reposted by Flaming Monkey
seems hardly the time for a gender reveal but ok
January 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
seems hardly the time for a gender reveal but ok
Hellboy (2004)
Pearlman owns this roll.
Demon fights evil. Bet RED!
A fun popcorn flick.
#MovieReviewHaiku
#Film #FilmSky
#Movies #MovieSky
🎬🎥
Pearlman owns this roll.
Demon fights evil. Bet RED!
A fun popcorn flick.
#MovieReviewHaiku
#Film #FilmSky
#Movies #MovieSky
🎬🎥
January 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Hellboy (2004)
Pearlman owns this roll.
Demon fights evil. Bet RED!
A fun popcorn flick.
#MovieReviewHaiku
#Film #FilmSky
#Movies #MovieSky
🎬🎥
Pearlman owns this roll.
Demon fights evil. Bet RED!
A fun popcorn flick.
#MovieReviewHaiku
#Film #FilmSky
#Movies #MovieSky
🎬🎥
Currently taking down our Christmas tree. 🌲
Reminded again that my son’s approach to this is superior. He shrink-wraps his tree, fully decorated and assembled, and stores it in his basement.
He’s wise beyond his years.
Reminded again that my son’s approach to this is superior. He shrink-wraps his tree, fully decorated and assembled, and stores it in his basement.
He’s wise beyond his years.
January 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Currently taking down our Christmas tree. 🌲
Reminded again that my son’s approach to this is superior. He shrink-wraps his tree, fully decorated and assembled, and stores it in his basement.
He’s wise beyond his years.
Reminded again that my son’s approach to this is superior. He shrink-wraps his tree, fully decorated and assembled, and stores it in his basement.
He’s wise beyond his years.
Frankly, it’s time someone took a stand.
Fudgey brownies are better than cakey brownies.
There. I said it.
#dieonthishill
Fudgey brownies are better than cakey brownies.
There. I said it.
#dieonthishill
January 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Frankly, it’s time someone took a stand.
Fudgey brownies are better than cakey brownies.
There. I said it.
#dieonthishill
Fudgey brownies are better than cakey brownies.
There. I said it.
#dieonthishill
My spirit animal.
A man in Indiana made an AT-AT costume for his horse, intending to only get a few pictures before removing it. When he took off the headpiece the horse got upset and insisted that he put it back on, which made the horse happy again. Now the horse isn't allowing him to remove any piece of the costume
January 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My spirit animal.
Tombstone (1993)
“I’m your huckleberry.”
— Doc Holiday
#MovieQuotes
#FourFrameFriday
#Film #FilmSky
#Movies #MovieSky
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“I’m your huckleberry.”
— Doc Holiday
#MovieQuotes
#FourFrameFriday
#Film #FilmSky
#Movies #MovieSky
🎬🎥
January 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Tombstone (1993)
“I’m your huckleberry.”
— Doc Holiday
#MovieQuotes
#FourFrameFriday
#Film #FilmSky
#Movies #MovieSky
🎬🎥
“I’m your huckleberry.”
— Doc Holiday
#MovieQuotes
#FourFrameFriday
#Film #FilmSky
#Movies #MovieSky
🎬🎥
You probably think an oversized couch that can comfortably sit four people would be big enough for more than just a dog.
Clyde is, frankly, baffled by your thinking. He assures you it is barely big enough for him. He’s practically cramped.
#GreatDane
#lLazyDog
#CouchHog
Clyde is, frankly, baffled by your thinking. He assures you it is barely big enough for him. He’s practically cramped.
#GreatDane
#lLazyDog
#CouchHog
January 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
You probably think an oversized couch that can comfortably sit four people would be big enough for more than just a dog.
Clyde is, frankly, baffled by your thinking. He assures you it is barely big enough for him. He’s practically cramped.
#GreatDane
#lLazyDog
#CouchHog
Clyde is, frankly, baffled by your thinking. He assures you it is barely big enough for him. He’s practically cramped.
#GreatDane
#lLazyDog
#CouchHog
All the President’s Men (1976)
Back when the news worked.
Nixon’s crimes exposed, he falls.
Competency porn.
#MovieReviewHaiku
#Film #FilmSky
#Movies #MovieSky
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Back when the news worked.
Nixon’s crimes exposed, he falls.
Competency porn.
#MovieReviewHaiku
#Film #FilmSky
#Movies #MovieSky
🎬🎥
January 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
All the President’s Men (1976)
Back when the news worked.
Nixon’s crimes exposed, he falls.
Competency porn.
#MovieReviewHaiku
#Film #FilmSky
#Movies #MovieSky
🎬🎥
Back when the news worked.
Nixon’s crimes exposed, he falls.
Competency porn.
#MovieReviewHaiku
#Film #FilmSky
#Movies #MovieSky
🎬🎥
Reposted by Flaming Monkey
TL;DR
Twilight: A high school emo girl moves to the PNW. She develops a crush on a sparkly, emo vampire that's an introvert. Little does she know that her BFF is actually part of a werewolf Native American family. This sets the stage for too many sequels that all suck
#filmsky #movies #review #tl;dr
Twilight: A high school emo girl moves to the PNW. She develops a crush on a sparkly, emo vampire that's an introvert. Little does she know that her BFF is actually part of a werewolf Native American family. This sets the stage for too many sequels that all suck
#filmsky #movies #review #tl;dr
December 31, 2024 at 2:55 PM
I just witnessed a beautiful right of passage. My neighbor’s two boys are shoveling #snow out of the driveway. Here comes the snow plow, burying the end of their drive.
One throws his shovel in frustration while the other flips the departing truck the bird.
I’ve never felt so close to them.
One throws his shovel in frustration while the other flips the departing truck the bird.
I’ve never felt so close to them.
January 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I just witnessed a beautiful right of passage. My neighbor’s two boys are shoveling #snow out of the driveway. Here comes the snow plow, burying the end of their drive.
One throws his shovel in frustration while the other flips the departing truck the bird.
I’ve never felt so close to them.
One throws his shovel in frustration while the other flips the departing truck the bird.
I’ve never felt so close to them.
Escape Plan (2013)
Sly and Arnold star.
Action, laughs, and prison breaks!
Not fancy, but fun!
#MovieReviewHaiku
#Film #FilmSky
#Movies #MovieSky
🎬🎥
Sly and Arnold star.
Action, laughs, and prison breaks!
Not fancy, but fun!
#MovieReviewHaiku
#Film #FilmSky
#Movies #MovieSky
🎬🎥
a man is standing in front of a crowd of people in a room .
Alt: Arnold and Sly stand talking in a room in front of a crowd of people.
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Escape Plan (2013)
Sly and Arnold star.
Action, laughs, and prison breaks!
Not fancy, but fun!
#MovieReviewHaiku
#Film #FilmSky
#Movies #MovieSky
🎬🎥
Sly and Arnold star.
Action, laughs, and prison breaks!
Not fancy, but fun!
#MovieReviewHaiku
#Film #FilmSky
#Movies #MovieSky
🎬🎥
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
I’m not going to lie, I could be in some trouble.
I’m not going to lie, I could be in some trouble.
January 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
I’m not going to lie, I could be in some trouble.
I’m not going to lie, I could be in some trouble.
Happy New Year you crazy cats and kittens! 🐈⬛
January 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Happy New Year you crazy cats and kittens! 🐈⬛
Reposted by Flaming Monkey
Me: The earth isn't flat.
Fiat earther: Correct.
Me: Huh?
Fiat earther: It's the shape of an italian car.
Me: What?
Fiat earther: You read my name wrong didn't you?
Fiat earther: Correct.
Me: Huh?
Fiat earther: It's the shape of an italian car.
Me: What?
Fiat earther: You read my name wrong didn't you?
December 30, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Me: The earth isn't flat.
Fiat earther: Correct.
Me: Huh?
Fiat earther: It's the shape of an italian car.
Me: What?
Fiat earther: You read my name wrong didn't you?
Fiat earther: Correct.
Me: Huh?
Fiat earther: It's the shape of an italian car.
Me: What?
Fiat earther: You read my name wrong didn't you?
I have fucking #Covid. Again.
My wife is also down with it, but doesn’t understand that I have the infinitely worse #ManFlu strain.
She hasn’t sung a single song of glory to me as I lay on my bed (couch) of pain.
Tell my dog I love him. Tell my cats they’re assholes, but we’re cool.
My wife is also down with it, but doesn’t understand that I have the infinitely worse #ManFlu strain.
She hasn’t sung a single song of glory to me as I lay on my bed (couch) of pain.
Tell my dog I love him. Tell my cats they’re assholes, but we’re cool.
December 29, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Now Playing:
Breakheart Pass (1975)
A train is on a classified mission. One by one the passengers are being murdered, and their only hope is a mysterious man who's being transported to face trial for murder.
Starring: Charles Bronson, Richard Crenna
#Film #FilmSky
#Movies #MovieSky
🎬🎥
Breakheart Pass (1975)
A train is on a classified mission. One by one the passengers are being murdered, and their only hope is a mysterious man who's being transported to face trial for murder.
Starring: Charles Bronson, Richard Crenna
#Film #FilmSky
#Movies #MovieSky
🎬🎥
December 29, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Without downloading any new pics what’s your energy going into 2025
December 28, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Without downloading any new pics what’s your energy going into 2025
The Equalizer (2014)
“When you pray for rain, you gotta deal with the mud too.”
— Robert McCall
#MovieQuotes
#FourFrameFriday
#Film #FilmSky
#Movies #MovieSky
🎬🎥
“When you pray for rain, you gotta deal with the mud too.”
— Robert McCall
#MovieQuotes
#FourFrameFriday
#Film #FilmSky
#Movies #MovieSky
🎬🎥
December 28, 2024 at 12:04 AM
The Equalizer (2014)
“When you pray for rain, you gotta deal with the mud too.”
— Robert McCall
#MovieQuotes
#FourFrameFriday
#Film #FilmSky
#Movies #MovieSky
🎬🎥
“When you pray for rain, you gotta deal with the mud too.”
— Robert McCall
#MovieQuotes
#FourFrameFriday
#Film #FilmSky
#Movies #MovieSky
🎬🎥
Dear sweet baby Jesus,
please let this be true.
please let this be true.
Deshaun Watson being back with the Browns in 2025 does not mean Deshaun Watson should (or will) throw another pass in a Browns uniform.
December 27, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Dear sweet baby Jesus,
please let this be true.
please let this be true.