Tyler Riti
@fizzboy.bsky.social
Father, coffee & espresso geek, anime nerd, fish keeper, troublemaker, humanist, relentlessly cynical, and unapologetically liberal. Watching the world burn one social network at a time.
The human body is 60% water but children are 75% ketchup.
December 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The human body is 60% water but children are 75% ketchup.
7 yo: "Daddy... what _do_ you want?"
10 yo: "Coffee. And children that listen."
10 yo: "Coffee. And children that listen."
July 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
7 yo: "Daddy... what _do_ you want?"
10 yo: "Coffee. And children that listen."
10 yo: "Coffee. And children that listen."
Pipes are essentially straws but for drugs.
July 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Pipes are essentially straws but for drugs.
And nine, nine discs were gifted to the brothers Kratts, who above all else desire creature power.
July 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
And nine, nine discs were gifted to the brothers Kratts, who above all else desire creature power.
Post the same actor in two roles that show their range
June 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Post the same actor in two roles that show their range
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me: ugh, why are my eyes always irritated and why do i keep coughing in this room?
the despicable mold spore:
the despicable mold spore:
June 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
me: ugh, why are my eyes always irritated and why do i keep coughing in this room?
the despicable mold spore:
the despicable mold spore:
The platypus is the spork of animals.
June 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The platypus is the spork of animals.
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universal drinking game
May 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
universal drinking game
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Last year the Japanese variety show Gaki no Tsukai had the famous singer Yoko Takahashi go undercover at a restaurant where she fooled everyone right up until she took the stage and belted out A Cruel Angel's Thesis, the intro song to Neon Genesis Evangelion. Just stunning.
May 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Last year the Japanese variety show Gaki no Tsukai had the famous singer Yoko Takahashi go undercover at a restaurant where she fooled everyone right up until she took the stage and belted out A Cruel Angel's Thesis, the intro song to Neon Genesis Evangelion. Just stunning.
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What George Lucas got right about the original trilogy, but has never managed to replicate since, is that I was a little kid when those came out
May 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
What George Lucas got right about the original trilogy, but has never managed to replicate since, is that I was a little kid when those came out
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Steel has no respect for flesh
May 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Steel has no respect for flesh
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This little pup has managed to stay dry despite wearing so much drip. 12/10
April 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This little pup has managed to stay dry despite wearing so much drip. 12/10
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What started as a fun challenge became its own thing lol
April 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
What started as a fun challenge became its own thing lol
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People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
April 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
10yo: "I don't like how Space messes with Time."
April 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
10yo: "I don't like how Space messes with Time."
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me when i see a plate full of mangoes
April 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
me when i see a plate full of mangoes
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add this outfit to Mario Kart
April 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
add this outfit to Mario Kart
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
7yo: (speaking to 10yo) "Listen, you can't get everything that you want like I do."
March 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
7yo: (speaking to 10yo) "Listen, you can't get everything that you want like I do."
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★ It Might Be Time for Me to Collect Some Being Right Points for My 2023 Bluesky Prediction
It Might Be Time for Me to Collect Some Being Right Points for My 2023 Bluesky Prediction
Bluesky is what Twitter of yore aspired to be.
daringfireball.net
March 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
★ It Might Be Time for Me to Collect Some Being Right Points for My 2023 Bluesky Prediction
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this
looks
so
GOOD
looks
so
GOOD
First trailer for "City" anime series by Taichi Ishidate & Kyoto Animation.
Based on the manga by Keiichi Arawi (Nichijou).
Coming on July 6.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldLd...
Based on the manga by Keiichi Arawi (Nichijou).
Coming on July 6.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldLd...
March 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
this
looks
so
GOOD
looks
so
GOOD
Isn't this how we get The Rats of NIMH?
bro they put the human language/culture gene in rats and they started talked to each other in more complex ways than regular un mutated rats throughout their lives
we've isolated the culture gene and can splice it into animals now
that's a crazy thing to know
we've isolated the culture gene and can splice it into animals now
that's a crazy thing to know
March 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Isn't this how we get The Rats of NIMH?