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Josh Closs (they/them)
@fiveironfanatic.bsky.social
110 followers 73 following 640 posts
Comic artist, author, streamer, and gamedev. So tired, but doing my best
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Puzzle #981
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Skill 89/99
Uniqueness 1 in 47,685
February 16, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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Puzzle #980
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February 15, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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Puzzle #979
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Skill 98/99
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February 14, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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theonion.com
This Weeks Onion Magazine: ‘I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics
This Weeks Onion Magazine: ‘I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics
February 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Puzzle #978
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Skill 99/99
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February 13, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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theonion.com
Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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Puzzle #977
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Skill 99/99
Uniqueness 1 in 143
February 12, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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Puzzle #976
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February 11, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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I've never played ICO before! I'm fixing that tonight! twitch.tv/fiveironfana...
FiveIronFanatic - Twitch
Backlog Busters Brigade! I've Never Played Ico! Let's Fix That!
twitch.tv
February 11, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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theonion.com
Report: Employers Created 40,000 New Jobs For Existing Employees Last Month https://theonion.com/report-employers-created-40-000-new-jobs-for-existing-1819575878/
Report: Employers Created 40,000 New Jobs For Existing Employees Last Month
February 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Puzzle #975
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Skill 97/99
Uniqueness 1 in 91
February 10, 2026 at 6:15 AM
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Puzzle #974
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Skill 83/99
Uniqueness 1 in a Million
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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jonbois.bsky.social
so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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theonion.com
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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theonion.com
Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher
Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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rbreich.bsky.social
According to the New Yorker, Donald Trump and his family profited off the presidency by an estimated $4 billion in 2025 — mostly through shady crypto deals.

That amounts to $456,621 per hour.

But how are you doing?
February 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Puzzle #973
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February 8, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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Puzzle #972
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Skill 99/99
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February 7, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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Puzzle #971
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Skill 98/99
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February 6, 2026 at 6:03 AM
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big bill shakes is goated. sorry but i will never entertain the argument that he’s overrated. to write something like this and have it ring with such tremendous clarity four centuries later would be incredible if he pulled it off once but he did it dozens of times
kjhealy.co Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 11d
Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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Puzzle #970
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February 5, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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Puzzle #969
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February 4, 2026 at 6:43 AM
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I don't mean to alarm anyone but I might beat a video game tonight twitch.tv/fiveironfana...
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Part 6 of Link to the Past... And Part Last?? Again??
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February 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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Puzzle #968
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February 3, 2026 at 7:37 AM