Floptimus Prime Rib™️
@firebeets.bsky.social
LinkedIn hate account. i am the babadook
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dude no fucking way
February 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
dude no fucking way
we're fucking doomed
January 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
we're fucking doomed
Earthquake in Boston lets gooo 2025
January 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Earthquake in Boston lets gooo 2025
i gotta say, i think the anti aging guy is gonna start posting racist shit real soon. might even land an honorary cabinet position
January 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
i gotta say, i think the anti aging guy is gonna start posting racist shit real soon. might even land an honorary cabinet position
secret third guy named the spamgurgler
January 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
secret third guy named the spamgurgler
ok Bucket work
January 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
ok Bucket work
there comes a point in every user's bio where the more emojis you encounter , the worse their opinion will be. this is known as the method of images and is widely regarded in electromagnetic theory -
December 30, 2024 at 6:27 PM
there comes a point in every user's bio where the more emojis you encounter , the worse their opinion will be. this is known as the method of images and is widely regarded in electromagnetic theory -
it's discourse time baby
December 30, 2024 at 6:24 PM
it's discourse time baby
not that it's a groundbreaking observation, but it's bleakly ironic that squid game has a season 2. i just still find it insane
December 30, 2024 at 5:53 PM
not that it's a groundbreaking observation, but it's bleakly ironic that squid game has a season 2. i just still find it insane
guy who read the foundation series one time in high school
December 30, 2024 at 3:45 PM
guy who read the foundation series one time in high school
why buy toilet paper when entire shelves of YA books exist
December 29, 2024 at 3:48 PM
why buy toilet paper when entire shelves of YA books exist
snooow day for da pups
December 24, 2024 at 4:28 PM
snooow day for da pups
when the jinglehorse giddys up >>>
December 20, 2024 at 10:48 PM
when the jinglehorse giddys up >>>
oh the weather outside is weather. but the fiiire, is al-so weather. and if we've no place to goooo, weather .
December 20, 2024 at 4:52 PM
oh the weather outside is weather. but the fiiire, is al-so weather. and if we've no place to goooo, weather .
[talking about adults] yea so what if this was actually children
December 18, 2024 at 5:01 AM
[talking about adults] yea so what if this was actually children
writing a paper on finite element modeling, but to do calculus. the computer exploded
December 17, 2024 at 6:59 PM
writing a paper on finite element modeling, but to do calculus. the computer exploded
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Oh, you have 100k followers but only follow 500 people? Why don't you follow them all back? Why doesn't Taylor Swift listen to me sing? Why won't LeBron James watch me play basketball?
December 13, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Oh, you have 100k followers but only follow 500 people? Why don't you follow them all back? Why doesn't Taylor Swift listen to me sing? Why won't LeBron James watch me play basketball?
whenever i read the word "baklava" i mentally think it says "balaclava" and am now learning that is, in fact, not a food
December 16, 2024 at 5:22 PM
whenever i read the word "baklava" i mentally think it says "balaclava" and am now learning that is, in fact, not a food
ask not for whom the bell tolls. it tolls for the George Washington Bridge
December 16, 2024 at 5:21 PM
ask not for whom the bell tolls. it tolls for the George Washington Bridge
once again asking if anyone wants to play monster hunter rise
December 15, 2024 at 6:31 PM
once again asking if anyone wants to play monster hunter rise
basically my entire feed on job facebook
December 14, 2024 at 3:38 PM
basically my entire feed on job facebook
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you can just attach "season" to the end of any phrase and nobody will question it. Stressed? Job hunting season. Sad? Dark season. hungry? steak season. Hotel? four season. Long ago the four nations lived in harmony,
December 11, 2024 at 3:45 PM
you can just attach "season" to the end of any phrase and nobody will question it. Stressed? Job hunting season. Sad? Dark season. hungry? steak season. Hotel? four season. Long ago the four nations lived in harmony,