ME: and make mine a double

WAITER: your..your tater tots?

ME: you heard me

i'm just looking for a little weird homie who posts like 15 words that make me giggle

i'm currently on the side of tiktok where i'm getting jace x viktor pregnant memes or viktor bee movie memes

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

I like that blue sky is filled with better people than twitter. where are the horny people?

lowest possible stakes trolley problem