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fidofrog.bsky.social
João Bunda-De-Ferro
@fidofrog.bsky.social
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não medicada. Senhora trans 🏳️‍⚧️
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mbhare.bsky.social
a ying-yang with "we're so back" and "it's so over" labeling white and black respectively, within the black is a white dot of "we're back" and within the white is a black "it's over," there is a white and black orb labeled (it never began/it will never end) that is also connected to a grey orb reading "it just is"
April 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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marish.bsky.social
literalmente eu
April 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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oneangrypotato.bsky.social
🎨: @funkykola.bsky.social
April 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Getting through a lot of stress by just repeating "lol. lmao" like a mantra in my head.
April 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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silvazuao.bsky.social
chuva na metrópole
gota e galho contra os fios
quietitude e fósforos

(adaptação para haikai)
cassiusmedauar.bsky.social Cassius Medauar @cassiusmedauar.bsky.social · Apr 4
Acordo com uma
Chuva torrencial
Começando e logo em
Seguida explode um transformador na rua!
Sextou em SP!
April 4, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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paulodosreis.bsky.social
forte energia brasileira aqui
April 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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macaquilson.bsky.social
O feio tens gudang?
　　/　\
Sim　Não
　|　　　\
　|　　nem 2 pila pra fortalecer?
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　|　 Sim　　Nao
　|　　/　　　　\
Po feio. \
tu és um
Baita. 　← de boa po
March 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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caralho.org
o motivo da queimação nos olhos é que a cebola é uma infohazard
March 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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jtp.bsky.social
roko's basilisk is stupid because i already get tortured by the computer every day of my life and it's fine. i got used to it.
threnody.bsky.social emily moonlight @threnody.bsky.social · Mar 17
well, i finally cracked and looked up wtf roko’s basilisk is and somehow, unbelievably, a lot of very wealthy men are about a thousand times more pathetic than i previously assessed.
March 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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altermativ.bsky.social
ESSE COMESTÍVEL NÃO É MERDA

[12 minutos depois]

SODIÊ SALGADOS
March 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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caralho.org
eu acho que pra gente sair dessa a esquerda precisa considerar o ângulo de disseminar conhecimento ideológico e métodos de organização política usando pornô de hipnose
March 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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didi.is.camp
o melhor saco de se lamber é aquele com cicatriz de vasectomia
March 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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junlper.beer
March 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
Most viable career paths right now:
-Police goon
-Tech fraudster
-Health care crank
-Regime propagandist
-Dentist (unrelated to the others, it just pays well)
March 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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tefajal.bsky.social
tem dias que cair de bicicleta é janta
March 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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useron.online
March 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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coutoartdump.bsky.social
February 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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momorsa.bsky.social
Da pra derrotar o elon musk apenas precisamos de ketamina e remedio de rato
February 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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valentinolasso.bsky.social
Capybara Capybara Capybara
February 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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laranjadinho.deichator.ar
se for ver o conclave é tipo um interunesp deles
February 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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max58.bsky.social
Bayle the Dread vs Dragonlord Placidusax

#ELDENRING
February 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
fidofrog.bsky.social
F1 na casa dos pais é meio survival horror
February 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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buckshot-caviar.bsky.social
Getting sucked into a Boeing 737's engine intake and coming out the otherside with my tie undone and covered in kissies
February 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM