The VVestern Man will simply come to love being killed by SmarToilet, he will in fact celebrate each sacrifice fed to keep the commode happy, with each shit he will memorialize the lives of his fallen peers.
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The VVestern Man will simply come to love being killed by SmarToilet, he will in fact celebrate each sacrifice fed to keep the commode happy, with each shit he will memorialize the lives of his fallen peers.
See that carrot waaaay all the way over there? I know it looks small but believe me it’s SO much bigger close up. Then again there is the stick.
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
See that carrot waaaay all the way over there? I know it looks small but believe me it’s SO much bigger close up. Then again there is the stick.
Roy Cohn showed Donald Trump the ropes.
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Roy Cohn showed Donald Trump the ropes.
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it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
BI LIGHT BI LIGHT BI LIGHT!!! 😵💫😵💫😵💫
November 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
BI LIGHT BI LIGHT BI LIGHT!!! 😵💫😵💫😵💫
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im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM
im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders
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Here's an absolutely deranged marketing campaign for the 1949 rerelease of The Wizard of Oz
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Here's an absolutely deranged marketing campaign for the 1949 rerelease of The Wizard of Oz
Recognized an actor on the 80s dating video account and my disappointment was a free lesson in trust and the death of magic I will carry forth into all my interpersonal relationships.
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Recognized an actor on the 80s dating video account and my disappointment was a free lesson in trust and the death of magic I will carry forth into all my interpersonal relationships.
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every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
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Iron Giant doesn’t know he is a gun.
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Iron Giant doesn’t know he is a gun.
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If you seek health care, you are unhealthy. Why should we listen to your perverted demands? You're diseased. You are a sick individual.
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
If you seek health care, you are unhealthy. Why should we listen to your perverted demands? You're diseased. You are a sick individual.
When I meet artists, I tell them I can’t even draw a straight line. When I meet doctors, I tell them I sometimes shit and piss myself.
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
When I meet artists, I tell them I can’t even draw a straight line. When I meet doctors, I tell them I sometimes shit and piss myself.
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Why didn't Tom wear the Ring as he makes passionate love with his wife, so he can force Sauron to watch.
Sauron, who is a virgin, who never had a gf and was dismembered and reduced to a giant eye would realize he is nothing compared to Tom, whose girth is beyond even Eru Ilúvatar's comprehension.
Sauron, who is a virgin, who never had a gf and was dismembered and reduced to a giant eye would realize he is nothing compared to Tom, whose girth is beyond even Eru Ilúvatar's comprehension.
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Why didn't Tom wear the Ring as he makes passionate love with his wife, so he can force Sauron to watch.
Sauron, who is a virgin, who never had a gf and was dismembered and reduced to a giant eye would realize he is nothing compared to Tom, whose girth is beyond even Eru Ilúvatar's comprehension.
Sauron, who is a virgin, who never had a gf and was dismembered and reduced to a giant eye would realize he is nothing compared to Tom, whose girth is beyond even Eru Ilúvatar's comprehension.
Did you ever once consider that shaming evil people makes them sad? And that they deserve to hurt you because of what you did to them? No, you didn’t, because you’re selfish.
November 8, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Did you ever once consider that shaming evil people makes them sad? And that they deserve to hurt you because of what you did to them? No, you didn’t, because you’re selfish.
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ask your doctor if committing to the bit is right for you
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
ask your doctor if committing to the bit is right for you
The premise of so many people’s outrage is that you must be as stupid as them to care about such a thing, and a lot of you just agree to it on its face when you engage with them in good faith and this makes them feel important and strong for being angry and dumb 😎 👍
November 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The premise of so many people’s outrage is that you must be as stupid as them to care about such a thing, and a lot of you just agree to it on its face when you engage with them in good faith and this makes them feel important and strong for being angry and dumb 😎 👍
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so many great horror villains today. Black Phone, Terrifier the Clown…
You sit right there Black Phone and you think about what you did!
November 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
so many great horror villains today. Black Phone, Terrifier the Clown…
The everyone is 12 theory is what we have to say because we can’t say the r word
November 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The everyone is 12 theory is what we have to say because we can’t say the r word
It’s extremely accurate unfortunately that upon discovery of a Pennywise the US government would try to use it to kill Castro immediately
October 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It’s extremely accurate unfortunately that upon discovery of a Pennywise the US government would try to use it to kill Castro immediately
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Yeah, no official DC T-shirts happening here.
unfortunately my favorite Twoface panel wasn't even done by DC @evandorkin.bsky.social
October 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Yeah, no official DC T-shirts happening here.
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Pete Davidson just became the only victim of 9/11 to get reparations from the Saudi regime.
October 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Pete Davidson just became the only victim of 9/11 to get reparations from the Saudi regime.
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This guy is so fucking stupid, man. This is straight up caveman wisdom
October 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This guy is so fucking stupid, man. This is straight up caveman wisdom
Was not a president killed by a Marine? 🤔
September 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Was not a president killed by a Marine? 🤔