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Nate
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It’s me, Nate.
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Mad Max: sorry, ahem, should have bloody annunciated better, no not Petro Wars—PEDO Wars
February 1, 2026 at 9:12 PM
The perfect day to stop defending billionaire pedophiles is today, it costs nothing and wins you participation with the future of human society. There is nothing to lose.
February 1, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Wait til you figure out the first part only happens to make sure the second part happens
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
February 1, 2026 at 3:45 AM
ICE should start sucking each other off now to get used to the taste of huge loads from strangers they’ll be eating at every restaurant for the rest of their lives.
January 28, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Very excited to pick sides for the Pedo-Petro-Corpophile v Human Supremacist War
January 26, 2026 at 5:16 PM
There is a Be Historically Famous For All Time Forever button and all anyone has to do is push it once or twice, is an interesting thing to notice.
January 26, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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It is very funny watching right wingers go straight into “anything that hurts my feelings is violence” without even doing any throat clearing about how this is different from all the stuff they just spent years making fun of. At least make up an excuse guys
Soft times cause weak men
January 26, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Rightoids are taking to the streets of their suburbs chanting White Lives Splatter.
January 26, 2026 at 2:49 PM
We should consider hanging something, like a banner (we can think of something else to use if cloth is too expensive), up in front of the houses of the family’s of ICE agents, as way to show that their neighbors will never forget what their fathers and husbands and sons did to serve the government.
January 24, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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[wiping the gunpowder from my hands] now THAT is a high-quality petard! I feel sorry for whoever ends up getting hoist by that thing!
January 24, 2026 at 2:10 AM
An ice officer tried to commit suicide on camera by jumping in front of a moving car and killing the driver so that it would plow into him unable to stop, due to male loneliness epidemic invented by the terrorist democrats.
January 7, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I always stand directly in front of cars when I’m scared for my life.
January 7, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Of course the US military would fire on US citizens. They yearn to. It is their holy grail, their four minute mile.
January 6, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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Theres a murderer at large being protected because of his political beliefs
Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.
January 7, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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Trigger warning ⚠️

Here’s the video. Cold blooded murder. The Trump regime is lying.
January 7, 2026 at 7:15 PM
How does it feel to know there are right wing politicians out there that think right wing voters are dumber than you do?
January 3, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I think if we all aim our monocles and fire at once we can knock the finger away from the button
January 3, 2026 at 1:42 PM
They’re allowed to poke the pillsbury doughboy again now because of Trump. He brought that back too.
January 1, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Inceldom will drop by at least 50% if sex education is reserved for only the chads and stacies of each class.
December 31, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I’m glad there are so many cool action movies that show enterprising freethinkers tons of evil plots where the only weakness was failing to account for a hero guy who doesn’t actually exist.
December 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I’ve been checking around and I’m pretty sure the only way to make a human brain enjoy the way a billionaire behaves is the direct application of child abuse.
December 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Automation in fast food is going to come in the form of motion tracking turret guns that make sure you don’t steal while you assemble your own burger.
December 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
That’s it. I don’t care. I am going to say it.

I miss public payphones.
December 29, 2025 at 12:05 PM
The reason it’s gonna be illegal to give conservatives an F is because they’re supposed to be extremely stupid and still get jobs because that’s the system. You can’t penalize the stupid that defeats the entire point of having money.
December 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM