aster
@fencepostmagpie.bsky.social
i sometimes draw pictures and make jokes // 20-something // she/her
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oh get over yourself, you're just wifeslop. she only likes u because she can picture herself spending the rest of her life with u
February 5, 2026 at 3:30 AM
oh get over yourself, you're just wifeslop. she only likes u because she can picture herself spending the rest of her life with u
my neighbor who i've never met has likes the same niche band as me? :O
awesome... i gotta try to meet them
awesome... i gotta try to meet them
February 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM
my neighbor who i've never met has likes the same niche band as me? :O
awesome... i gotta try to meet them
awesome... i gotta try to meet them
5 years hrt this sunday
what should i do to celebrate? :O
what should i do to celebrate? :O
February 4, 2026 at 8:34 PM
5 years hrt this sunday
what should i do to celebrate? :O
what should i do to celebrate? :O
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Thinking about this
February 4, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Thinking about this
i dont know what to do im really scsred
February 4, 2026 at 6:43 AM
i dont know what to do im really scsred
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Daily bunny no.3219 will unpack tomorrow
February 4, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Daily bunny no.3219 will unpack tomorrow
i hadn't been anywhere
but what was i going to say?
two hopeful people looking at me that way
but what was i going to say?
two hopeful people looking at me that way
February 4, 2026 at 3:42 AM
i hadn't been anywhere
but what was i going to say?
two hopeful people looking at me that way
but what was i going to say?
two hopeful people looking at me that way
i'll never forgive the reactionary fucks who murder my sisters by teaching them to be ashamed of who they are
February 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
i'll never forgive the reactionary fucks who murder my sisters by teaching them to be ashamed of who they are
looking at bank account: okay i should buy only Essentials
at the grocery store: Ms. Chocolate Bar is an Essentials because she is a valuable source of not remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health
at the grocery store: Ms. Chocolate Bar is an Essentials because she is a valuable source of not remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health
February 3, 2026 at 2:48 AM
looking at bank account: okay i should buy only Essentials
at the grocery store: Ms. Chocolate Bar is an Essentials because she is a valuable source of not remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health
at the grocery store: Ms. Chocolate Bar is an Essentials because she is a valuable source of not remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health
its so epic that even thinking about doing the kind of work that i went to college for puts me right into panic attack mode. dont get traumatized on the clock folks
February 2, 2026 at 6:21 PM
its so epic that even thinking about doing the kind of work that i went to college for puts me right into panic attack mode. dont get traumatized on the clock folks
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"Survivor" is such a funny creature type in MtG to me. Originally on a one-off card from 97, came back as a reference to that card in 2018, and now in 2026 if I sacrifice Jenny "Ice Age War Crimes" Varchild to Goblin Bombardment your Joel From The Last Of Us becomes my nakama.
February 2, 2026 at 2:23 AM
"Survivor" is such a funny creature type in MtG to me. Originally on a one-off card from 97, came back as a reference to that card in 2018, and now in 2026 if I sacrifice Jenny "Ice Age War Crimes" Varchild to Goblin Bombardment your Joel From The Last Of Us becomes my nakama.
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why is it called midriff when it's so peak
February 1, 2026 at 1:58 PM
why is it called midriff when it's so peak
its wild to me that allegedly everyone has free will and yet so few are goth trans women
February 1, 2026 at 3:31 AM
its wild to me that allegedly everyone has free will and yet so few are goth trans women
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zun’s words on being a chuunibyou are more mission critical than ever in big 2026
January 31, 2026 at 11:26 PM
zun’s words on being a chuunibyou are more mission critical than ever in big 2026
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Daily bunny no.3215 is feeling a bit under the weather
January 31, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Daily bunny no.3215 is feeling a bit under the weather
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well that’s not true, the maltese journalist daphne galizia was murdered with a car bomb
remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened
January 31, 2026 at 12:48 PM
well that’s not true, the maltese journalist daphne galizia was murdered with a car bomb
progressive metal drag queen called The Great Ms. Direct
January 31, 2026 at 5:48 AM
progressive metal drag queen called The Great Ms. Direct
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Recently began tracking my stress levels and this notable dip in stress is so funny to me because that’s when I was at Costco getting a hotdog.
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Recently began tracking my stress levels and this notable dip in stress is so funny to me because that’s when I was at Costco getting a hotdog.
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A treasure trove of Cambrian fossils has been discovered in southern China, providing a window on marine life shortly after Earth’s first mass extinction event
Huge fossil bonanza preserves 512-million-year-old ecosystem
A treasure trove of Cambrian fossils has been discovered in southern China, providing a window on marine life shortly after Earth’s first mass extinction event
www.newscientist.com
January 29, 2026 at 6:12 PM
A treasure trove of Cambrian fossils has been discovered in southern China, providing a window on marine life shortly after Earth’s first mass extinction event
wife or wife for girlwife?
January 29, 2026 at 4:08 AM
wife or wife for girlwife?