aster
@fencepostmagpie.bsky.social
i sometimes draw pictures and make jokes // 20-something // she/her
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Thinking about this
February 4, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Thinking about this
i dont know what to do im really scsred
February 4, 2026 at 6:43 AM
i dont know what to do im really scsred
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Daily bunny no.3219 will unpack tomorrow
February 4, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Daily bunny no.3219 will unpack tomorrow
i hadn't been anywhere
but what was i going to say?
two hopeful people looking at me that way
but what was i going to say?
two hopeful people looking at me that way
February 4, 2026 at 3:42 AM
i hadn't been anywhere
but what was i going to say?
two hopeful people looking at me that way
but what was i going to say?
two hopeful people looking at me that way
i'll never forgive the reactionary fucks who murder my sisters by teaching them to be ashamed of who they are
February 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
i'll never forgive the reactionary fucks who murder my sisters by teaching them to be ashamed of who they are
looking at bank account: okay i should buy only Essentials
at the grocery store: Ms. Chocolate Bar is an Essentials because she is a valuable source of not remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health
at the grocery store: Ms. Chocolate Bar is an Essentials because she is a valuable source of not remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health
February 3, 2026 at 2:48 AM
looking at bank account: okay i should buy only Essentials
at the grocery store: Ms. Chocolate Bar is an Essentials because she is a valuable source of not remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health
at the grocery store: Ms. Chocolate Bar is an Essentials because she is a valuable source of not remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health
haha yeah dont worry about it though
February 2, 2026 at 7:59 PM
haha yeah dont worry about it though
unban emmy so we can cast her ✋
unban emmy for amzu titan entomb ☝️
unban emmy for amzu titan entomb ☝️
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
unban emmy so we can cast her ✋
unban emmy for amzu titan entomb ☝️
unban emmy for amzu titan entomb ☝️
mirrorweave in simic aster late birthday present??? its as likely as you think
February 2, 2026 at 6:26 PM
mirrorweave in simic aster late birthday present??? its as likely as you think
its so epic that even thinking about doing the kind of work that i went to college for puts me right into panic attack mode. dont get traumatized on the clock folks
February 2, 2026 at 6:21 PM
its so epic that even thinking about doing the kind of work that i went to college for puts me right into panic attack mode. dont get traumatized on the clock folks
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BALDUVIAN: With Varchild gone, I will join Kjeldor in the fight against Lim-Dul
SCARED HAUNTED HOUSE GUY: I'll come with you
ELLIE: And my brick
SCARED HAUNTED HOUSE GUY: I'll come with you
ELLIE: And my brick
February 2, 2026 at 2:25 AM
BALDUVIAN: With Varchild gone, I will join Kjeldor in the fight against Lim-Dul
SCARED HAUNTED HOUSE GUY: I'll come with you
ELLIE: And my brick
SCARED HAUNTED HOUSE GUY: I'll come with you
ELLIE: And my brick
"Survivor" is such a funny creature type in MtG to me. Originally on a one-off card from 97, came back as a reference to that card in 2018, and now in 2026 if I sacrifice Jenny "Ice Age War Crimes" Varchild to Goblin Bombardment your Joel From The Last Of Us becomes my nakama.
February 2, 2026 at 2:23 AM
"Survivor" is such a funny creature type in MtG to me. Originally on a one-off card from 97, came back as a reference to that card in 2018, and now in 2026 if I sacrifice Jenny "Ice Age War Crimes" Varchild to Goblin Bombardment your Joel From The Last Of Us becomes my nakama.
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why is it called midriff when it's so peak
February 1, 2026 at 1:58 PM
why is it called midriff when it's so peak
love that if you make a list of most evil irredeemable characters in magic you have such icons as yawgmoth, gix, nicol bolas, bonny pall...
February 1, 2026 at 7:43 PM
love that if you make a list of most evil irredeemable characters in magic you have such icons as yawgmoth, gix, nicol bolas, bonny pall...
the purpose of gilt leaf archdruid is to be sold to teval players for a cheeky twenty
February 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
the purpose of gilt leaf archdruid is to be sold to teval players for a cheeky twenty
happy birthday :D
here's the cutest and best creature in magic
i was happy that you guys talked about it on Shivam and Wheeler, even if it was to dunk on my sweet wiggly son
here's the cutest and best creature in magic
i was happy that you guys talked about it on Shivam and Wheeler, even if it was to dunk on my sweet wiggly son
February 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
happy birthday :D
here's the cutest and best creature in magic
i was happy that you guys talked about it on Shivam and Wheeler, even if it was to dunk on my sweet wiggly son
here's the cutest and best creature in magic
i was happy that you guys talked about it on Shivam and Wheeler, even if it was to dunk on my sweet wiggly son
-literally everyone presumably
February 1, 2026 at 4:23 AM
-literally everyone presumably
its wild to me that allegedly everyone has free will and yet so few are goth trans women
February 1, 2026 at 3:31 AM
its wild to me that allegedly everyone has free will and yet so few are goth trans women
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zun’s words on being a chuunibyou are more mission critical than ever in big 2026
January 31, 2026 at 11:26 PM
zun’s words on being a chuunibyou are more mission critical than ever in big 2026