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i sometimes draw pictures and make jokes // 20-something // she/her
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ITS FIVE DROP FRIDAY AND ALL THE COOLEST CREATURES IN MAGIC ARE 3/4S
Guardian Scalelord {4}{W} Creature — Dragon Backup 1 (When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. If that’s another creature, it gains the following abilities until end of turn.) Flying Whenever this creature attacks, return target nonland permanent card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is this creature’s power. 3/4
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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see him Bao
bao (a tuxedo cat) looking at the camera bao (tuxedo cat) looking to the side
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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yeeeeerp
aster in a red hat, black crop top and cloak, and black pants with straps
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Saltskitter from Future Sight! I love love love this card so much. Look how cute it is!
Saltskitter 3W Creature - Wurm Whenever another creature enters, exile Saltskitter. Return it to the battlefield under its owners control at the beginning of the next end step. 3/4
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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there are 3 of these on the field and some of them are stealing each other and im so scared of what will happen if someone else becomes the monarch
Garland, Royal Kidnapper {2}{U}{B} Legendary Creature — Human Knight When Garland enters, target opponent becomes the monarch. Whenever an opponent becomes the monarch, gain control of target creature that player controls for as long as they’re the monarch. Creatures you control but don’t own get +2/+2 and can’t be sacrificed. 3/4
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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meme of sonic lounging with the heavily edited speech bubble "I want more expensive packs with worse limited environments and new york city fom the u.s.a. and I'm kidding"
November 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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every time i see its smile
FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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i got nose holes and metal inside those holes
aster but she has piercings in both nostrils now
October 31, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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words
October 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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look at Bao
A black and white cat (Bao) perched on a shelf playing with a toy. A black and white cat (Bao) on a cat tree looking down
October 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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the original art for skullclamp: a robotic needle coming from the base of a creature's neck (Illustrated by Luca Zontini) beneath is the text "BORN TO CLAMP WORLD IS A FUCK Equip Em All 1989 I am sacrifice man 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS"
October 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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yep... it's tuesday again my friends
aster posing stupid style in black clothes at an angle
October 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Thought Erasure appreciation post
Thought Erasure {U}{B} Sorcery Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) “It’s truly the highest honor, isn’t it? To be remembered? Pity for you.”
October 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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pam stardew valley, menopausal queen, prescription sharing, transgender ally
screenshot of a letter from stardew valley. "Hey, I found this in a drawer somewhere. Thought you could use it. -Pam" attached is a bottle labeled "E"
October 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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aster posing very cool in a black crop top and grey paints with green butterfly paintings
September 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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damnnnnn this cat is thick
a statue of a lion from behind, overlooking calgary
September 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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saw a reference to one of the best anime of all time... row row fight the power!!!
bar sign that says "$4.99 GIRL LAGER"
September 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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"i dont have a type" -girl who is building a fourth Wx tokens and counters deck featuring Saltskitter
Fire Lord Zuko {R}{W}{B} Legendary Creature — Human Noble Ally Firebending X, where X is Fire Lord Zuko’s power. (Whenever this creature attacks, add X {R}. This mana lasts until end of combat.) Whenever you cast a spell from exile and whenever a permanent you control enters from exile, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. “Today, this war is finally over!” 2/4
September 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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wearing pink for the first time how'd i do?
aster in a pink crop sweater and purple pants
September 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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spongebob image edit where a fish in a straight jacket is surrounded by walls that are spongebob's face overlaid in trans flag colours
September 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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bunny meme where all the bunnies are like "me?"
September 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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a small orange and white kitten curled up next to a larger grey cat on a beanbag
September 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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reskeet a pic someone took of you that u don't hate
aster at an art gallery staring at an electrical box
August 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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"Once you've met transgender people you'll never stop wanting to wish ill upon J.K. Rowling with your bare hands." -Anthony Bourdain
August 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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easiest question ever
cute anxiety noodle
Saltskitter 3W Creature - Wurm Whenever another creature comes into play, remove Saltskitter from the game. Return Saltskitter to play under its owner's control at end of turn. 3/4
August 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM