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🐾Shannibal🐾
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Sabretooth-obsessed
Born to be a paleoartist
Forced to be a political junkie
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It’s truly terrifying the amount of people on the left who hate Trump so much that they’re willing to accept/forgive anyone who is TO THE RIGHT of him simply for breaking with MAGA.

I know ex-MAGAs who used to love Trump & now hate him. And I promise you, it’s not for the reasons you want.
Everyone stop acting weird and shocked about MTG. She has been systematically distancing herself from the current GOP for months and months. She has a plan reform herself under a new image ON THE RIGHT that’s not part of a sinking ship.

She’s not suddenly changing her tune! SHE’S AN OPPORTUNIST
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Dude democrats fucked up so bad for not backing Mamdani. And the worst part is they’re too stupid to realize it.
This meeting is phenomenal. Trump is completely subservient to Mamdani. Hoooolyyyy shiiiiit.
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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You say Mamdani is a socialist, then explain to me why he's flaunting his ownership of Donald Trump
November 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Reddit atheist here who doesn’t believe in ghosts (obv) but will still tell my dog to stop staring at the demon in the corner cuz it’s rude to stare.
I raised him better than that.
do you believe in ghosts or are you like me, a person who finds themself saying all the time “I absolutely don’t believe in ghosts, but this place has ghosts.”
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Elon thought he could make an ai that could never make him look bad…
Then the internet said “hold my beer”
This is real. From grok.
November 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
GIF that pops up when I type my name
November 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Cocaine so white it pets all the “if not friend, why friend-shaped” animals.
Cocaine so white it does a "cheers" with things that aren't drinks. chips, chicken wings, forkfuls of salad
Cocaine so white it stands up and tells the table “time to rock and roll” before leaving Chili’s
November 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The enemy of my enemy is NOT my friend. Just so we’re clear.
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Whether or not Bubbagate is real is irrelevant. Bill Clinton still has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever, possibly saving America with just one tweet—

“Monica did it better”

Instant KO to Trump.
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Completely apropos of nothing…
Nothing at all…
Can’t remember where I heard it but someone said “the reason why Christians hate gay people more than pedophilia is because gay marriage challenges the patriarchy and pedophilia doesn’t.”
and… they’re not wrong.
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Something being a type of thing… still *definitionally* makes it that thing.
Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I feel like all the people who said releasing the EF won’t matter because it won’t fracture the base has *a lot* of apologizing to do.
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
So is this finally it? When he officially switches parties? I know he’s been functionally republican since he got in, and yet he’s still held on to that D after his name.
"Being devoted to Israel is becoming increasingly incompatible with being a proud Democrat.”

-John Fetterman, on Bari Weiss' Free Press podcast "Honestly"
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
An eminently reasonable political take, if you ask me.
My political hot take is that US voters should be able to recall elected representatives via petition - at any time.
No more hiding behind election terms.
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
*Ahem*
@aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov
There’s literally no consequences for calling on Chuck Schumer to resign, and *a lot* to lose.
Here are the at least 6 House Democrats, 3 Democratic-aligned organizations, and 4 Democratic Senate candidates calling for Chuck Schumer to resign as leader:
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
How is it, in the year of our dark lord 2025, that dems STILL believe republicans will “come to the table to work with us”?
What are you smoking and can I have some?
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Fuck, I missed 11:11.
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Resist shit-libs who make it their entire personalities to attack the online left better get this thru their think skulls. We’re the ones with the fucking standards. Y’all should get some sometime.
If you’ve historically been a “vote blue no matter who” type, it’d be cool if you could use this moment to understand why vilifying leftists who actually do think it matters is basically a psyop you accidentally fell for. This is why people warn you about guys like Newsom.
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
What’s the point of “making a deal” if you don’t get anything out of it? 40 days of shutdown suffering for what?
A dementia-laden moldy orange with one cankle in the grave, and the lowest approval rating ever?
Dems had everything on their side. And they squandered it— cuz they fucking hate us.
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Dude, I did not want to drink tonight but I might have to. Holy fucking shit. My expectations were low for dems but holy fuck. Why are they like this?!
November 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CAVING? YOU DICKLESS COWARD @schumer.senate.gov
November 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Funniest *day*?
Hoo boy funniest month at minimum.
The world is gonna go absolutely insane and I’m so ready.
I can’t wait for the day I wake up and it’s finally the funniest day on the internet
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I’m about to become such a menace with this
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Republicans would gladly roll in poo if they thought doing so would splash a black person in the mouth with it
Why won't they let us help them?!?!?!

#GOP #Republicans let us give you #Healthcare and food... for fucks sake.

#Politics #SocialJustice
November 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM