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Not a new thought or anything cuz we all knew it was the case; but I will never forgive the people who accused me of drinking babies blood for being a satanist, only to have those same people vote for the ACTUAL cabal of baby eaters— Christian conservatives.
You can’t make this shit up anymore.
You can’t make this shit up anymore.
Any UK or Australian moots find any way to subvert the discord verification system that’s about to hit the rest of us in March? Or are we all basically fucked?
February 11, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Any UK or Australian moots find any way to subvert the discord verification system that’s about to hit the rest of us in March? Or are we all basically fucked?
My cholesterol just looking at this “burger”…
A Super Bowl treat - the LX Hammer Burger. Serves 4. $180.
A cheeseburger, bone-in braised beef shank, roasted mirepoix demi-glaze, bleu cheese fondue on a brioche bun.
A cheeseburger, bone-in braised beef shank, roasted mirepoix demi-glaze, bleu cheese fondue on a brioche bun.
February 9, 2026 at 12:25 AM
My cholesterol just looking at this “burger”…
It’s that time again. Time for a new bracelet 🦈🚫🧊
February 7, 2026 at 8:24 PM
It’s that time again. Time for a new bracelet 🦈🚫🧊
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it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend
January 31, 2026 at 5:45 PM
it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend
Not a new thought or anything cuz we all knew it was the case; but I will never forgive the people who accused me of drinking babies blood for being a satanist, only to have those same people vote for the ACTUAL cabal of baby eaters— Christian conservatives.
You can’t make this shit up anymore.
You can’t make this shit up anymore.
February 1, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Not a new thought or anything cuz we all knew it was the case; but I will never forgive the people who accused me of drinking babies blood for being a satanist, only to have those same people vote for the ACTUAL cabal of baby eaters— Christian conservatives.
You can’t make this shit up anymore.
You can’t make this shit up anymore.
All the big name TERFs are in the Epstein Files. lol. lmfao.
a cartoon of a man with a hand on his face .
ALT: a cartoon of a man with a hand on his face .
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February 1, 2026 at 6:33 PM
All the big name TERFs are in the Epstein Files. lol. lmfao.
If we finally get Blexas in the year of our Dark Lord, 2026, I swear…
February 1, 2026 at 6:01 AM
If we finally get Blexas in the year of our Dark Lord, 2026, I swear…
Maybe this is my clue that I’ve been outside the paleo community too long, so excuse my ignorance, but, what…*the actual*… fuck.
Jack Horner being in the Epstein files is not something I had on my bingo card for 2026.... Horner seemingly visited Epstein's ranch multiple times, including apparently with a student.
![Email from John Horner to Jeffrey Epstein 6/29/2012
Hi [redacted] Since i don't really know how long it would take to get from Albuquerque to the ranch and visa versa [sic], and don't know how I'm to get there (would someone be picking me up or should I rent a car) it would probably be best if you just booked the flight for me. Delta Airlines connecting through Salt Lake is the most convenient for me. My official name and frequent number [sic] is:
John Robert Horner
Delta # [REDACTED]
The geology maps are perfect.
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![email from Lesley Groff to Jeffrey Epstein
"Reminder: John Horner and student to visit ranch today... [redacted] =ill [sic] be taking care of them...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqyx54eikl5vllctjxufeavr/bafkreidykpmdkytzqsinvhufnpoyvhxkajaj6oltk2jjjoafnracumq63m@jpeg)
February 1, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Maybe this is my clue that I’ve been outside the paleo community too long, so excuse my ignorance, but, what…*the actual*… fuck.
Never thought i'd agree with trump so much.
January 31, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Never thought i'd agree with trump so much.
ok , but like I don't understand what point he was trying to make. There's 2 years worth of emails of Elon BEGGING Jeffery to get invited to the island.
January 31, 2026 at 7:28 PM
ok , but like I don't understand what point he was trying to make. There's 2 years worth of emails of Elon BEGGING Jeffery to get invited to the island.
As an ankle biter, I support this message.
“Oh Bovino won’t see that, but a short person wi—“ shut the fuck up.
I’m a like rabid Oompa Loompa and I hate this bitch-ass, loser behavior of the left. BE MEAN.
“Oh Bovino won’t see that, but a short person wi—“ shut the fuck up.
I’m a like rabid Oompa Loompa and I hate this bitch-ass, loser behavior of the left. BE MEAN.
my wokeness, such that it is, ends when it comes to insulting bad people
January 31, 2026 at 5:49 PM
As an ankle biter, I support this message.
“Oh Bovino won’t see that, but a short person wi—“ shut the fuck up.
I’m a like rabid Oompa Loompa and I hate this bitch-ass, loser behavior of the left. BE MEAN.
“Oh Bovino won’t see that, but a short person wi—“ shut the fuck up.
I’m a like rabid Oompa Loompa and I hate this bitch-ass, loser behavior of the left. BE MEAN.
Et tu, Brute?
January 31, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Et tu, Brute?
Anyone who doesn’t outwardly call Trump a pedophile now is a collaborator and an *actual* pedophile protector.
Just call him a pedophile.
Call them ALL pedophiles
Just call him a pedophile.
Call them ALL pedophiles
January 30, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Anyone who doesn’t outwardly call Trump a pedophile now is a collaborator and an *actual* pedophile protector.
Just call him a pedophile.
Call them ALL pedophiles
Just call him a pedophile.
Call them ALL pedophiles
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Hot damn 3 guesses.
I’ll probably never be that good again outside of sheer luck
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I’ll probably never be that good again outside of sheer luck
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January 30, 2026 at 5:56 AM
🐆 Animal #914 🐠
Hot damn 3 guesses.
I’ll probably never be that good again outside of sheer luck
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Hot damn 3 guesses.
I’ll probably never be that good again outside of sheer luck
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#metazooa
Definitely a good start, I don’t wanna downplay that. But hopefully this means the next step is prosecution. It’s not enough to *only* remove them, it’s just the bare minimum.
Schumer calls for Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller to be removed from their jobs.
January 28, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Definitely a good start, I don’t wanna downplay that. But hopefully this means the next step is prosecution. It’s not enough to *only* remove them, it’s just the bare minimum.
We will win.
January 27, 2026 at 12:54 AM
We will win.
We know you don't get it, babes. All that unlabeled Alibaba lip filler went straight to your brain.
January 26, 2026 at 12:41 AM
We know you don't get it, babes. All that unlabeled Alibaba lip filler went straight to your brain.
“UNTIL RECENTLY, I resisted using the F-word to describe President Trump”
Really? I can think of another f word that’s far more apt than “fascist”…
Really? I can think of another f word that’s far more apt than “fascist”…
January 25, 2026 at 8:52 PM
“UNTIL RECENTLY, I resisted using the F-word to describe President Trump”
Really? I can think of another f word that’s far more apt than “fascist”…
Really? I can think of another f word that’s far more apt than “fascist”…
completely apropos of nothing
January 25, 2026 at 12:05 AM
completely apropos of nothing
SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT, CHUCK
ICE out of Minnesota NOW.
Breaking News: Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a person in Minneapolis on Saturday morning, state and local officials said. Follow live updates.
January 24, 2026 at 11:01 PM
SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT, CHUCK
Democrats voted to give them 10 billion dollars fucking *yesterday*
January 24, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Democrats voted to give them 10 billion dollars fucking *yesterday*
First he confuses Iceland with Greenland. Now he’s confusing the Arctic with the Antarctic.
His brain is soup, and is admin is a fork.
His brain is soup, and is admin is a fork.
January 24, 2026 at 2:39 AM
First he confuses Iceland with Greenland. Now he’s confusing the Arctic with the Antarctic.
His brain is soup, and is admin is a fork.
His brain is soup, and is admin is a fork.
Except it’s not just about school clubs & activities. Your kid is a human who exists in the world outside of school. They go to the grocery store, movie theaters, friends’ houses etc.
Saying vaccines can be optional cuz barring them from school activities is enough of a social consequence is insane.
Saying vaccines can be optional cuz barring them from school activities is enough of a social consequence is insane.
January 23, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Except it’s not just about school clubs & activities. Your kid is a human who exists in the world outside of school. They go to the grocery store, movie theaters, friends’ houses etc.
Saying vaccines can be optional cuz barring them from school activities is enough of a social consequence is insane.
Saying vaccines can be optional cuz barring them from school activities is enough of a social consequence is insane.
Creatine is fucking amazing. How are more people not taking this stuff?
January 22, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Creatine is fucking amazing. How are more people not taking this stuff?
It’s funny cuz not only did the pen on the right write like the cheapest bic pen value pack, but any color you pressed down would randomly pop back up and you’d constantly be pushing it back down.
Basically, it looks cool for 2 seconds until you actually use it and realize it’s an absolute POS
Basically, it looks cool for 2 seconds until you actually use it and realize it’s an absolute POS
yeah, just out of interest, how many people choose the pen on the right for real work or art? See a lot of them in professional workplaces, do you?
January 22, 2026 at 2:07 PM
It’s funny cuz not only did the pen on the right write like the cheapest bic pen value pack, but any color you pressed down would randomly pop back up and you’d constantly be pushing it back down.
Basically, it looks cool for 2 seconds until you actually use it and realize it’s an absolute POS
Basically, it looks cool for 2 seconds until you actually use it and realize it’s an absolute POS