Unhinged Squirrel Girl
@femmefatale420.bsky.social
🇹🇼 Union Leader. Hobbies include reading, painting, nerd sh*t, and mushrooming. Views are my own.
Friend: what's the downside of being a lesbian?
Me: the passing back and forth of UTIs and yeast 🫠
Me: the passing back and forth of UTIs and yeast 🫠
February 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Friend: what's the downside of being a lesbian?
Me: the passing back and forth of UTIs and yeast 🫠
Me: the passing back and forth of UTIs and yeast 🫠
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after the overturning of roe, black infant mortality has spiked nearly 11% in states with abortion bans:
www.reuters.com/world/us/inf...
www.reuters.com/world/us/inf...
Infant mortality rises in states with abortion bans, study finds
Increases in infant mortality have been found in U.S. states that enacted abortion bans or severe restrictions after the Supreme Court overturned the landmark ruling that guaranteed a right to the procedure, U.S. researchers said on Thursday.
www.reuters.com
February 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
after the overturning of roe, black infant mortality has spiked nearly 11% in states with abortion bans:
www.reuters.com/world/us/inf...
www.reuters.com/world/us/inf...
The new assistant property manager at my building is so cute I forgot how to talk.🤦🏻♀️
February 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The new assistant property manager at my building is so cute I forgot how to talk.🤦🏻♀️
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While Trump has been distracting America with everything else, Elon Musk’s staffers are quietly taking over NOAA and the Department of Labor. They are also using AI to help rewrite a significant portion of the federal government’s computer systems.
February 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
While Trump has been distracting America with everything else, Elon Musk’s staffers are quietly taking over NOAA and the Department of Labor. They are also using AI to help rewrite a significant portion of the federal government’s computer systems.
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High school students in Los Angeles have walked out of class and assembled at city hall to protest ICE deportations.
February 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
High school students in Los Angeles have walked out of class and assembled at city hall to protest ICE deportations.
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February 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Since all the transphobes are quiet about the possibility of the Department of Education getting eliminated, I guess it was never about protecting women’s sports after all, since the DOE is the department that enforces Title IX.
February 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Since all the transphobes are quiet about the possibility of the Department of Education getting eliminated, I guess it was never about protecting women’s sports after all, since the DOE is the department that enforces Title IX.
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Cause some chaos!!
I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
February 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Cause some chaos!!
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me: *suffocating from the unbearable weight of anxiety and breathing my way through a panic attack*
my brain: “H-O-T T-O G-O you can take me HOT TO GO”
my brain: “H-O-T T-O G-O you can take me HOT TO GO”
February 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
me: *suffocating from the unbearable weight of anxiety and breathing my way through a panic attack*
my brain: “H-O-T T-O G-O you can take me HOT TO GO”
my brain: “H-O-T T-O G-O you can take me HOT TO GO”
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The whole Gulf of America thing is the most piss-baby political move ever. I can be immature and petty just like anyone but never in my wildest dreams would I come up with such a piss-baby idea.
January 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The whole Gulf of America thing is the most piss-baby political move ever. I can be immature and petty just like anyone but never in my wildest dreams would I come up with such a piss-baby idea.
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I've been reflecting on why possessiveness is such a defining feature of compulsory monogamy—and how deeply it's tied to the institution of marriage.
Marriage is the pinnacle of monogamy, and historically, it has always been an exchange of property— a transaction of ownership.
Marriage is the pinnacle of monogamy, and historically, it has always been an exchange of property— a transaction of ownership.
January 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I've been reflecting on why possessiveness is such a defining feature of compulsory monogamy—and how deeply it's tied to the institution of marriage.
Marriage is the pinnacle of monogamy, and historically, it has always been an exchange of property— a transaction of ownership.
Marriage is the pinnacle of monogamy, and historically, it has always been an exchange of property— a transaction of ownership.
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Spite's a great motivator.
I wrote twelve books that way.
If you're feeling pissed off at the fuckery afoot? Spite, yo. It'll get you far.
I wrote twelve books that way.
If you're feeling pissed off at the fuckery afoot? Spite, yo. It'll get you far.
January 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Spite's a great motivator.
I wrote twelve books that way.
If you're feeling pissed off at the fuckery afoot? Spite, yo. It'll get you far.
I wrote twelve books that way.
If you're feeling pissed off at the fuckery afoot? Spite, yo. It'll get you far.
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This is what they want to bring back
Truly mad men
Truly mad men
January 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This is what they want to bring back
Truly mad men
Truly mad men
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I met a woman at a party who was lamenting having no friends to go out with. She had just left a 10y relationship where she lost all her friendships by prioritizing her partner.
January 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I met a woman at a party who was lamenting having no friends to go out with. She had just left a 10y relationship where she lost all her friendships by prioritizing her partner.
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For Americans in public health, research, or epidemiology who need to communicate their findings or warnings to the public please e-mail: @nicktsergas.ca at news@canadahealthwatch.ca
January 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
For Americans in public health, research, or epidemiology who need to communicate their findings or warnings to the public please e-mail: @nicktsergas.ca at news@canadahealthwatch.ca
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First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.
January 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.
My friends: live and let live, I was deeply wronged but there's nothing I can do about it.
Me at everyone who fks with my shit:
Me at everyone who fks with my shit:
a man laying on the ground with the words joffrey cersei llyn payne the hound
ALT: a man laying on the ground with the words joffrey cersei llyn payne the hound
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My friends: live and let live, I was deeply wronged but there's nothing I can do about it.
Me at everyone who fks with my shit:
Me at everyone who fks with my shit:
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Come back, Luigi. Got one more jobber for ya. A big'un
January 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Come back, Luigi. Got one more jobber for ya. A big'un
Erica: President Oompa Loompa and Vice President Couch F*cker. What have we oompa-loompa-doopity-done this election cycle?
January 21, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Erica: President Oompa Loompa and Vice President Couch F*cker. What have we oompa-loompa-doopity-done this election cycle?
Tr*no can sign an executive order restoring the biological truth of BOFA DEEZ NUTS 🖕🏻🖕🏻
January 21, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Tr*no can sign an executive order restoring the biological truth of BOFA DEEZ NUTS 🖕🏻🖕🏻