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Felsic 🌲🏳️‍🌈🤼‍♀️🎮
@felsic.bsky.social
PDX-based.
PG-13 thot.
PvE > PvP
P.S: Gaaaaayyyyy
Pinned
For my Facebook refugees who might be wondering who this profile is since the username is nothing I’ve used before, it’s me.
Why are you gay?

Basically, 90s Capcom
January 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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People asking me "Well what are the Democrats SUPPOSED to do in opposition?"

They can try opposition. For a start.
Some Democrats hate that their party is largely positioning itself in opposition to the operation that resulted in Maduro's capture.

"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," one House Dem told @axios.com

Said another: "It looks weak." www.axios.com/2026/01/04/m...
"It looks weak": Some Democrats want their party to shut up and clap for Maduro's capture
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," fumed one House Democrat.
www.axios.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:33 PM
They will say “Just a joke! It’s satire!” (Motherfuckers don’t even know what satire is)

It is not. It is 100% serious and needs to be treated as such, by us and the world.
These freaks want territorial expansion and they know Trump will do everything he can to deliver.

This isn’t just a tweet from some random asshole either. This is Stephen Miller’s wife. Miller was in the room with Trump during the kidnapping of Maduro.
January 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Can someone Nomi Malone this do-nothing jackass down the stairs and take the meaningful action he won’t?
Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far"
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Complete and utter trash rag.
The Washington Post editorial board comes out in favor of the Venezuela attack/operation to capture Maduro
January 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
A palette cleanser of something good
January 3, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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And there it is:
FOX & FRIENDS: What do you see as the future of Venezuela's oil industry?

TRUMP: Well I see that we're gonna be very strongly involved in it. That's all. What can I say. We have the greatest oil companies in the world.
January 3, 2026 at 3:31 PM
For when anyone tries to say it was to stop the nonexistent fentanyl trafficking…
FLASHBACK—Trump in 2023: When I left, Venezuela was ready to collapse. We would have taken it over, we would have gotten all that oil.
January 3, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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Waking up to learn we invaded Venezuela and kidnapped Maduro in an operation not sanctioned Congress.
January 3, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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George Santos fleeing New York like it's the security guard at the Hermès outlet store
January 3, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Do I know anyone particularly spooky? I’ve got a question about ouija boards.
January 3, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Scott Adams—you know, the Dilbert guy—is dying of prostate cancer.

<lokisosadanyways.gif>
January 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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January 1, 2026, new york city
January 1, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Less-basic resolutions:

-go hard into illustration. I’ve dabbled for years, I’ve got a comic story I want to realize, and lord knows I have the time
-make a small game. Again, I know what I wanna do and I’ve got the time, so I just need to DO it
-more sewing!
-brush up skills for a real job
January 1, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Stop, stop! My penis can only get so erect!
January 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Hokay, basic bitch resolution:

Currently 195lbs and ~16%bf
By summer let’s see if I can get that down to ~175 and/or 12%bf
January 1, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
@ultramundane.bsky.social reminded me of the CD exchange we members of an old gaming message board would do once a year. So, why not? Here’s a playlist for the year with stuff you probably haven’t heard before: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
December 31, 2025 at 1:50 AM
How’s your afternoon going? Need a pick-me-up? Here, have a toasty croissant
December 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Heads up for this impending wankery.
USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later

Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
December 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Can’t help but feel this applies far beyond the Trump stranglehold
What an amazing analogy of life under Trump!
December 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
December 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
*checks scale*
Oh no…
*calculates bf%*
OH NO…

But on the plus side, my muscle mass alone is more than my entire bodyweight in high school.
December 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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This is how Christopher Caldwell begins his essay on Zohran Mamdani for the Claremont Review of Books.

Why are these people such freaks?
December 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I’ll take reactionary left over right any day of the week, but seeing a thread escalate like:

“Ugh, this comedian made a tacky joke about masks”
->
“He’s such a raging asshole!”
->
“HE’S PRO-EUGENICS!!”

…has me chasing my eyeballs after they roll right out of their sockets onto the floor.
December 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM