Faye 🔞🎂 1/6
@fayeforfunsies.bsky.social
Benevolent goddess. Bratty princess. Attention hungry pet.
Autistic. Demisexual. Polyamorous.
ca $FayeForFun
https://beacons.ai/fayeforfunsies
Autistic. Demisexual. Polyamorous.
ca $FayeForFun
https://beacons.ai/fayeforfunsies
I wanna get a giant teddy bear and a strap and call it my boyfriend
January 5, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I wanna get a giant teddy bear and a strap and call it my boyfriend
Why staycation when I could run home?
Looking at flights to NY again and the app crashed. Is this the universe telling me to let it go?
January 5, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Why staycation when I could run home?
Looking at flights to NY again and the app crashed. Is this the universe telling me to let it go?
January 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Looking at flights to NY again and the app crashed. Is this the universe telling me to let it go?
On Tuesday, I will not dwell on the people who do not show up
January 4, 2026 at 9:42 PM
On Tuesday, I will not dwell on the people who do not show up
Speaking of those little crotch goblins, my brain is absolutely fried to dust after dealing with them today 🙃
I have 2 kids, where do you think they came from??
January 4, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Speaking of those little crotch goblins, my brain is absolutely fried to dust after dealing with them today 🙃
If I say asexual, people say things like "you're too asexual to like this spicy song"
If I say demisexual, people assume I'll be on board for witty sexy banter as long as they're polite (for free?!)
If I say demisexual, people assume I'll be on board for witty sexy banter as long as they're polite (for free?!)
January 4, 2026 at 9:35 PM
If I say asexual, people say things like "you're too asexual to like this spicy song"
If I say demisexual, people assume I'll be on board for witty sexy banter as long as they're polite (for free?!)
If I say demisexual, people assume I'll be on board for witty sexy banter as long as they're polite (for free?!)
My room is a wreck again and I don't even sleep in here
January 4, 2026 at 8:52 PM
My room is a wreck again and I don't even sleep in here
Trying to channel my inner Bumi and use some neutral jing or whatever
January 4, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Trying to channel my inner Bumi and use some neutral jing or whatever
I'm cured
I think there's a pube stuck in my throat
January 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I'm cured
Good morning, Sunshine
January 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Good morning, Sunshine
I’m gonna tell you a secret
January 4, 2026 at 6:18 AM
I’m gonna tell you a secret
I think there's a pube stuck in my throat
January 4, 2026 at 5:20 AM
I think there's a pube stuck in my throat
I'm not telling you how to live your life I'm just saying I'm a lot less likely to delete media posts when there's actual conversation in the comments
January 4, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I'm not telling you how to live your life I'm just saying I'm a lot less likely to delete media posts when there's actual conversation in the comments
😚😚
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 10:21 PM
😚😚
I wish I knew how to get through my birthday without a big ol' kick in the pants from my brain demons
Birthday blues are approaching
January 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I wish I knew how to get through my birthday without a big ol' kick in the pants from my brain demons
Neighbors are having boring sex again
January 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Neighbors are having boring sex again
Maintenance on the human body continues to continue
It's the weekend so I took a nap after this and woke up SO HUNGRY
January 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Maintenance on the human body continues to continue
The reason I'm not rich is because I just had really great sex with a man who is now cooking dinner for me and the universe has to stay balanced. I can't have everything.
January 3, 2026 at 3:39 AM
The reason I'm not rich is because I just had really great sex with a man who is now cooking dinner for me and the universe has to stay balanced. I can't have everything.
Reposted by Faye 🔞🎂 1/6
Strange creature
December 29, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Strange creature
Reposted by Faye 🔞🎂 1/6
Been over a year since I answered this. These days I'm kinda obsessed with it lol
31. Do you enjoy giving oral?
Sometimes, when the stars and hormones align and the moon is in the sky like a big pizza pie.
But oftentimes I just get bored lol
Sometimes, when the stars and hormones align and the moon is in the sky like a big pizza pie.
But oftentimes I just get bored lol
January 3, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Been over a year since I answered this. These days I'm kinda obsessed with it lol
I'm your guy in the chair
We're doing a bank heist. Quote skeet with your job in the heist
January 2, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I'm your guy in the chair
My birthday is in 4 days and I intend to put all gifts towards a little vacation away from the kids. If you care to protect my sanity,
$fayeforfun
$fayeforfun
January 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
My birthday is in 4 days and I intend to put all gifts towards a little vacation away from the kids. If you care to protect my sanity,
$fayeforfun
$fayeforfun
Kinda crazy that part of maintaining my earthly flesh suit involves sitting in a radiation beam from space
10-30 minutes of direct sunlight helps your body make vitamin D btw
January 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Kinda crazy that part of maintaining my earthly flesh suit involves sitting in a radiation beam from space