Faye 🔞
@fayeforfunsies.bsky.social
Benevolent goddess. Bratty princess. Attention hungry pet.
Autistic. Demisexual. Polyamorous.
ca $FayeForFun
https://beacons.ai/fayeforfunsies
Autistic. Demisexual. Polyamorous.
ca $FayeForFun
https://beacons.ai/fayeforfunsies
Patience as thin as single ply gas station toilet paper
With each luteal phase I get crankier and crankier
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Patience as thin as single ply gas station toilet paper
With each luteal phase I get crankier and crankier
November 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
With each luteal phase I get crankier and crankier
Or like a hostage situation
GIMME THE TIPS IN 10 MINUTES OR THE MEDIA TAB GETS IT
ya know?
GIMME THE TIPS IN 10 MINUTES OR THE MEDIA TAB GETS IT
ya know?
I get a little thrill when I think about deleting my entire media tab without warning.
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Or like a hostage situation
GIMME THE TIPS IN 10 MINUTES OR THE MEDIA TAB GETS IT
ya know?
GIMME THE TIPS IN 10 MINUTES OR THE MEDIA TAB GETS IT
ya know?
Sometimes I open bsky and completely forget I follow a bunch of naked people
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Sometimes I open bsky and completely forget I follow a bunch of naked people
Don't flatter yourself. The only person I'm trying to manipulate is myself.
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Don't flatter yourself. The only person I'm trying to manipulate is myself.
Every time someone compliments my partner on our kids about something I put all the work into, I wanna burn the house down
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Every time someone compliments my partner on our kids about something I put all the work into, I wanna burn the house down
Do not want to see my FIL todayyyy 😭
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Do not want to see my FIL todayyyy 😭
He whipped out a whole ass torch onto the counter and I was hooked
New crush on the new budtender how fun
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 AM
He whipped out a whole ass torch onto the counter and I was hooked
I first lull you into a false sense of security with my fantastic hugs and the clavicle is just right there
I'm short specifically so I can bite clavicles.
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I first lull you into a false sense of security with my fantastic hugs and the clavicle is just right there
New crush on the new budtender how fun
November 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
New crush on the new budtender how fun
Ovulation is so dumb
November 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Ovulation is so dumb
I get a little thrill when I think about deleting my entire media tab without warning.
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I get a little thrill when I think about deleting my entire media tab without warning.
My toxic trait is that I don't respond to things I don't find compelling. Including dms
October 24, 2025 at 6:21 AM
My toxic trait is that I don't respond to things I don't find compelling. Including dms
Ass so fat you can't even tell I'm wearing a plug
October 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Ass so fat you can't even tell I'm wearing a plug
Maybe my grocery bill wouldn't be so high if we weren't keeping 5 different kinds of cheese in the house at all times 🤔
October 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Maybe my grocery bill wouldn't be so high if we weren't keeping 5 different kinds of cheese in the house at all times 🤔
Nips begging for attention
October 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Nips begging for attention
It's my 8 yr anniversary of becoming a parent
September 16, 2025 at 5:28 AM
It's my 8 yr anniversary of becoming a parent
Would be nice if everything I owned wasn't falling apart 👍🏾
September 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Would be nice if everything I owned wasn't falling apart 👍🏾
Reposted by Faye 🔞
I love how Wagon Wednesday just like, died on here essentially because Black LGBTQ sex workers are tired of y'all SUCKING EGGS and cishet men are entitled parasitic doodoo butts getting on everyone nerves.
Oh well! 😇
Oh well! 😇
August 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I love how Wagon Wednesday just like, died on here essentially because Black LGBTQ sex workers are tired of y'all SUCKING EGGS and cishet men are entitled parasitic doodoo butts getting on everyone nerves.
Oh well! 😇
Oh well! 😇
I'm very particular. And also impulsive. Real fun 😅
August 29, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I'm very particular. And also impulsive. Real fun 😅
"you should smile more"
Give me something to smile about, asshole
Give me something to smile about, asshole
August 29, 2025 at 5:56 AM
"you should smile more"
Give me something to smile about, asshole
Give me something to smile about, asshole
Today is a great day to buy me pizza
August 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Today is a great day to buy me pizza
52 cookies
I made cookies today 😊 so many cookies 🙃
August 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
52 cookies