ja-el
@faticshock.bsky.social
they/them
- contains 2% juice -
*unnecessary falsetto*
cash/Venmo - disengranted
- contains 2% juice -
*unnecessary falsetto*
cash/Venmo - disengranted
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ja-el
@faticshock.bsky.social
· Jan 21
Queer
Non-Binary
Gamer
I won’t stop singing
Reluctant weeb
Comic enjoyer
Slut/SW friendly
Musical Theater fan
Will yell about ANYTHING
Single mom who works two jobs
Loves her kids and never stops
Gentle hands
Heart of a fighter
Non-Binary
Gamer
I won’t stop singing
Reluctant weeb
Comic enjoyer
Slut/SW friendly
Musical Theater fan
Will yell about ANYTHING
Single mom who works two jobs
Loves her kids and never stops
Gentle hands
Heart of a fighter
Wife: "They have FOMO"
Me: "I'm bout to give them some FOMO" *gestures toward knuckles as if it's tattooed there*
Me: *thinks for like two seconds*
Me: AND THEN I'MA GIVE EM FO MO! *gestures toward other fist proudly*
Me: "I'm bout to give them some FOMO" *gestures toward knuckles as if it's tattooed there*
Me: *thinks for like two seconds*
Me: AND THEN I'MA GIVE EM FO MO! *gestures toward other fist proudly*
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Wife: "They have FOMO"
Me: "I'm bout to give them some FOMO" *gestures toward knuckles as if it's tattooed there*
Me: *thinks for like two seconds*
Me: AND THEN I'MA GIVE EM FO MO! *gestures toward other fist proudly*
Me: "I'm bout to give them some FOMO" *gestures toward knuckles as if it's tattooed there*
Me: *thinks for like two seconds*
Me: AND THEN I'MA GIVE EM FO MO! *gestures toward other fist proudly*
Hear me out. What if T-Pain re-released Kiss Kiss without CB 👀.
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Hear me out. What if T-Pain re-released Kiss Kiss without CB 👀.
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If churches still keep pastors with allegations of getting handsy with children, they won’t care if Trump’s name is in the Epstein Files.
However, they might care that he was blowing on Bill Clinton’s skin saxophone, and that should tell you all you need to know about how evangelicals operate.
However, they might care that he was blowing on Bill Clinton’s skin saxophone, and that should tell you all you need to know about how evangelicals operate.
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
If churches still keep pastors with allegations of getting handsy with children, they won’t care if Trump’s name is in the Epstein Files.
However, they might care that he was blowing on Bill Clinton’s skin saxophone, and that should tell you all you need to know about how evangelicals operate.
However, they might care that he was blowing on Bill Clinton’s skin saxophone, and that should tell you all you need to know about how evangelicals operate.
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Y’all be listening to new albums for the first time on shuffle?!?
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November 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Y’all be listening to new albums for the first time on shuffle?!?
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I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor
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You can't cook and that's why you're bitter about the mom getting food stamp money.
She gets $300 a month for food. Your job gives you twice that much and you're still serving crock pot slop to your kids. Her secret isn't "government handouts"- it's garlic powder.
She gets $300 a month for food. Your job gives you twice that much and you're still serving crock pot slop to your kids. Her secret isn't "government handouts"- it's garlic powder.
November 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
You can't cook and that's why you're bitter about the mom getting food stamp money.
She gets $300 a month for food. Your job gives you twice that much and you're still serving crock pot slop to your kids. Her secret isn't "government handouts"- it's garlic powder.
She gets $300 a month for food. Your job gives you twice that much and you're still serving crock pot slop to your kids. Her secret isn't "government handouts"- it's garlic powder.
I almost tagged Jordan Myrick in a Tik Tok about a black chicken and I decided not to. Growth 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I almost tagged Jordan Myrick in a Tik Tok about a black chicken and I decided not to. Growth 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
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Ahead of the 1st shutdown of US food aid to hungry Americans in 60 years, some of the 200,000 Little Free Library locations are converting into food pantries. Thanks @littlefreelibrary.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Ahead of the 1st shutdown of US food aid to hungry Americans in 60 years, some of the 200,000 Little Free Library locations are converting into food pantries. Thanks @littlefreelibrary.bsky.social
Being mutuals with pretty people is wild because I'm over here trying to comment something actually respectful while also not trying to flirt to detract from the point of the video BUT ALSO I DO FIND YOU PRETTY
October 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Being mutuals with pretty people is wild because I'm over here trying to comment something actually respectful while also not trying to flirt to detract from the point of the video BUT ALSO I DO FIND YOU PRETTY
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The parasocial shit has to end. Bullshit is bullshit. I don’t care how much you like that famous person.
October 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The parasocial shit has to end. Bullshit is bullshit. I don’t care how much you like that famous person.
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You have to criticize your faves. You have to criticize the shit you like sometimes. You can still like an artist and call out their bullshit. You gotta stop blindly supporting everything.
October 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You have to criticize your faves. You have to criticize the shit you like sometimes. You can still like an artist and call out their bullshit. You gotta stop blindly supporting everything.
Is it safe to be hot here or?
October 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Is it safe to be hot here or?
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Average music fan carrying a $70 single bag of groceries past bored troops as their neighbor gets thrown in a van by masked men who just pepper sprayed a cop:
“Huh, I wonder why these songs about an NFL player’s big ol’ dick don’t feel as relatable as they usually do”
“Huh, I wonder why these songs about an NFL player’s big ol’ dick don’t feel as relatable as they usually do”
October 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Average music fan carrying a $70 single bag of groceries past bored troops as their neighbor gets thrown in a van by masked men who just pepper sprayed a cop:
“Huh, I wonder why these songs about an NFL player’s big ol’ dick don’t feel as relatable as they usually do”
“Huh, I wonder why these songs about an NFL player’s big ol’ dick don’t feel as relatable as they usually do”
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*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What
October 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What
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liking chris brown, tory lanez, trey songz, and/or r. kelly are in fact character flaws
October 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
liking chris brown, tory lanez, trey songz, and/or r. kelly are in fact character flaws
I'm a certified hater of Taylor Swift and everything she creates.
I somehow hate her stans MORE. They're convinced that the term "self made billionaire" is a) true and b) something to gloat about?
I somehow hate her stans MORE. They're convinced that the term "self made billionaire" is a) true and b) something to gloat about?
October 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I'm a certified hater of Taylor Swift and everything she creates.
I somehow hate her stans MORE. They're convinced that the term "self made billionaire" is a) true and b) something to gloat about?
I somehow hate her stans MORE. They're convinced that the term "self made billionaire" is a) true and b) something to gloat about?
My Instagram has been devoid of that white devil songstress. Album must suuuuuck
October 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
My Instagram has been devoid of that white devil songstress. Album must suuuuuck
I don't really use Instagram and the biggest reason is I fucking HATE threads
October 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I don't really use Instagram and the biggest reason is I fucking HATE threads
Y'all ever like arguing about stuff you don't actually believe or care enough about just to feel something?
October 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Y'all ever like arguing about stuff you don't actually believe or care enough about just to feel something?
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Good evening to you, little star 🤍💫🌙
September 29, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Good evening to you, little star 🤍💫🌙
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Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is
September 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is so fun Hades 2 is
Comment sections are both maddening but also so funny to me. Someone posted an animation they're working on for KPDH x Fortnite and at the end they seemingly take out the Joker, Vader, and Thanos.
Tell me why there are people in the comments being like "they couldn't even take the Joker"
BSFFR
Tell me why there are people in the comments being like "they couldn't even take the Joker"
BSFFR
September 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Comment sections are both maddening but also so funny to me. Someone posted an animation they're working on for KPDH x Fortnite and at the end they seemingly take out the Joker, Vader, and Thanos.
Tell me why there are people in the comments being like "they couldn't even take the Joker"
BSFFR
Tell me why there are people in the comments being like "they couldn't even take the Joker"
BSFFR
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the thing about people who use the r slur is that they'll likely use other slurs if the social consequences reach a low enough level
September 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
the thing about people who use the r slur is that they'll likely use other slurs if the social consequences reach a low enough level
I may be missing something here but to me it feels like the people adamant about Nintendo suing the US Govt at a time where the powers at be are showing to be a lil trigger happy seems... Misguided?
September 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I may be missing something here but to me it feels like the people adamant about Nintendo suing the US Govt at a time where the powers at be are showing to be a lil trigger happy seems... Misguided?
The amount of times I've been sent @mohawkjohnson.bsky.social's polyamorous beyblader videos as a polyamorous beyblader is at least 7.
September 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The amount of times I've been sent @mohawkjohnson.bsky.social's polyamorous beyblader videos as a polyamorous beyblader is at least 7.