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Classic cars and botanical gardens. My great uncle fought to defeat fascists, my uncle fought to defeat commies and now it's my turn. The fight for democracy and freedom is never ending. Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we shall die.
Didn't Melania say at his 2016 GOP Coronation that "his word is his bond" or something like that? It's time he stands up and proves his Jeffery Epstein escort wife didn't lie or plagiarize someone when she said that.
Let’s be clear: the hold-up isn’t on our side. This was his campaign promise—so he needs to go ahead and fulfill it. Release the files. All of them.
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Didn't Melania say at his 2016 GOP Coronation that "his word is his bond" or something like that? It's time he stands up and proves his Jeffery Epstein escort wife didn't lie or plagiarize someone when she said that.
He isn't hoping, he KNOWS his viewers are too dull and/indoctrinated to notice because if they weren't, Jesse's viewers would be flipping out burning the White House and Fox down to the ground for lying to them Trump was going to release the files.
Jesse Watters is straight up lying to his audience about the Epstein emails and hoping his viewers too dull and/or indoctrinated to notice
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
He isn't hoping, he KNOWS his viewers are too dull and/indoctrinated to notice because if they weren't, Jesse's viewers would be flipping out burning the White House and Fox down to the ground for lying to them Trump was going to release the files.
After hearing Megyn Kelly's comments, I hope someone helps get her children away from her because no doubt she is selling her daughter in sexual slavery.
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
After hearing Megyn Kelly's comments, I hope someone helps get her children away from her because no doubt she is selling her daughter in sexual slavery.
Are you telling me Mrs. Betty that a large chunk of the American electorate is dumber then cat shit and are shitty judges of character?
America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Are you telling me Mrs. Betty that a large chunk of the American electorate is dumber then cat shit and are shitty judges of character?
Seems like the people saying "Republicans are racists" for the last 40 years or so are right and all the people who are "forced to vote Republican because Dems are mean" were just manipulated dipshits or closet racists themselves.
Removing a monument honoring Black US soldiers has nothing to do with DEI. It’s erasure of history and it’s straight-up racism.
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Seems like the people saying "Republicans are racists" for the last 40 years or so are right and all the people who are "forced to vote Republican because Dems are mean" were just manipulated dipshits or closet racists themselves.
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They made releasing the Epstein files center of Trump's campaign. Not such a good idea now?
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
They made releasing the Epstein files center of Trump's campaign. Not such a good idea now?
What mix of bourbon, cocaine and pot do I need to make sense of Sloppy Steve. Who is getting nervous in MAGAland about Trump?
Sloppy Steve doing damage control with the cult today trying to talk them off the ledge.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
What mix of bourbon, cocaine and pot do I need to make sense of Sloppy Steve. Who is getting nervous in MAGAland about Trump?
It's because Milei took all the money and the Administration can't account for it. Why do you think he was dancing like a drunken nut at CPAC? He couldn't believe how lucky he is how incredibly stupid Americans and their elected representatives are.
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It's because Milei took all the money and the Administration can't account for it. Why do you think he was dancing like a drunken nut at CPAC? He couldn't believe how lucky he is how incredibly stupid Americans and their elected representatives are.
Even before he descended the escalator with a former Epstein whore, Trump has been lying and pulling the rug out on Murdoch News viewers/readers since 2008 or so and suffered no consequence (e g. Obama's birth certificate) and so far the Epstein rug pull hasn't cost him his conservative fans.
GOP Rep. Bacon: "I do think this was a PR disaster for the White House. When you tell everybody you're going to release everything, that you have the names of all the clients, and then you then you come back and say, 'oh, there was none.' This was a self-inflicted wound by the White House."
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Even before he descended the escalator with a former Epstein whore, Trump has been lying and pulling the rug out on Murdoch News viewers/readers since 2008 or so and suffered no consequence (e g. Obama's birth certificate) and so far the Epstein rug pull hasn't cost him his conservative fans.
It's not the shutdown, it's because they don't know what they are doing. My state agency is working with CMS and CMMI on contract negotiations related to AHEAD, hospitals still have nothing final and they still don't know what metrics Oz wants to use. Um, the program starts in less than 2 months.
A preliminary discussion to have a meeting to seek a consensus to begin forming the concepts of a plan.
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It's not the shutdown, it's because they don't know what they are doing. My state agency is working with CMS and CMMI on contract negotiations related to AHEAD, hospitals still have nothing final and they still don't know what metrics Oz wants to use. Um, the program starts in less than 2 months.
He has a hotel right there in the middle of the Miracle Mile Murder Center. It would be nice if legacy media whores posing as journalists would ask does this mean he's closing Trump Tower Chicago. What a dunce; this is how far the man has deteriorated, doesn't even know he has a hotel there.
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
He has a hotel right there in the middle of the Miracle Mile Murder Center. It would be nice if legacy media whores posing as journalists would ask does this mean he's closing Trump Tower Chicago. What a dunce; this is how far the man has deteriorated, doesn't even know he has a hotel there.
Pictured to the right of Putin is Green Party and far left darling Jill Stein. Things that make you go hmm 🤔
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Pictured to the right of Putin is Green Party and far left darling Jill Stein. Things that make you go hmm 🤔
If Laura ever gets Trumps cock out of her mouth, she'll see he's already claimed repeatedly gas is under $2 a gallon. I guess also as a Nazi propagandist she doesn't under what she's repeating is a slogan since no action has been taken.
Yeah whoever jacked up tariffs on coffee from Brazil earlier this year must be a real bonehead
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If Laura ever gets Trumps cock out of her mouth, she'll see he's already claimed repeatedly gas is under $2 a gallon. I guess also as a Nazi propagandist she doesn't under what she's repeating is a slogan since no action has been taken.
We went to see a local improv group, The Comedy Pigs, at the Maryland Ensemble Theater (no not that Met) in the historical Francis Scott Key Hotel in Frederick, MD. The troupe is good and the show is a lot of fun. A few of our group's ideas were used, including a zamboni driver.
#TheComedyPigs
#TheComedyPigs
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
We went to see a local improv group, The Comedy Pigs, at the Maryland Ensemble Theater (no not that Met) in the historical Francis Scott Key Hotel in Frederick, MD. The troupe is good and the show is a lot of fun. A few of our group's ideas were used, including a zamboni driver.
#TheComedyPigs
#TheComedyPigs
Hagerstown City Park, Hagerstown, MD. A hidden jewel of the city.
#HagerstownCityPark
#WashingtonCountyMD
#HagerstownCityPark
#WashingtonCountyMD
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Hagerstown City Park, Hagerstown, MD. A hidden jewel of the city.
#HagerstownCityPark
#WashingtonCountyMD
#HagerstownCityPark
#WashingtonCountyMD
I am not advocating shopping this holiday season, but as a Seinfeld fan I make no apologies purchasing this. I may go back and buy another one so I can have one to play with and another to save. This has to be a collectors item when my grand niece has children. 😁
#HappyFestivus
#Seinfeld
#HappyFestivus
#Seinfeld
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I am not advocating shopping this holiday season, but as a Seinfeld fan I make no apologies purchasing this. I may go back and buy another one so I can have one to play with and another to save. This has to be a collectors item when my grand niece has children. 😁
#HappyFestivus
#Seinfeld
#HappyFestivus
#Seinfeld
I would change Senate Repubs to: OMG, this is like Milei taking $40B from a baby!
Sen Dems: OK, we'll vote to open the government if all promise to give us a vote on health-care in the future.
Sen Repubs: (to each other "omg this is like taking candy from a baby") Yes deal!!!
Sen Dems: You guys promise? We are trusting you
Sen Repubs: Would we ever lie to you 😉
Sen Repubs: (to each other "omg this is like taking candy from a baby") Yes deal!!!
Sen Dems: You guys promise? We are trusting you
Sen Repubs: Would we ever lie to you 😉
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I would change Senate Repubs to: OMG, this is like Milei taking $40B from a baby!
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November 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Thank you @jayapal.house.gov for having your constituents and non-cinstituents back!
Caving on a deal that doesn’t fix health care is, and always has been, a giant betrayal of the American people.
Hold the line. Save health care. I’m a NO on anything that doesn’t extend ACA subsidies.
Hold the line. Save health care. I’m a NO on anything that doesn’t extend ACA subsidies.
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Thank you @jayapal.house.gov for having your constituents and non-cinstituents back!
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November 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
And Senate Dems are going to let him win and allow millions of people to lose access to healthcare on January 1, 2026.
Trump played golf Saturday and is at the Detroit Washington football game today. While people are going hungry.
November 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
And Senate Dems are going to let him win and allow millions of people to lose access to healthcare on January 1, 2026.
People are going to lose healthcare and @schumer.senate.gov's Lord and Master is appearing on Fox Sports at the Commanders game. That AIPAC whore is more pathetic then Trump's cocksucker in the House. At least Johnson admits he's Trump's bitch.
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
People are going to lose healthcare and @schumer.senate.gov's Lord and Master is appearing on Fox Sports at the Commanders game. That AIPAC whore is more pathetic then Trump's cocksucker in the House. At least Johnson admits he's Trump's bitch.
A time line cleanse: Hagerstown, MD City Park.
November 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
A time line cleanse: Hagerstown, MD City Park.
The Senate Democrats voted to honor a fucking Nazi. Not surprised the Nazi @schumer.senate.gov is not demanding changes to the CR and is allowing his constituents to lose healthcare. The fucking uncaring human piece of shit.
November 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The Senate Democrats voted to honor a fucking Nazi. Not surprised the Nazi @schumer.senate.gov is not demanding changes to the CR and is allowing his constituents to lose healthcare. The fucking uncaring human piece of shit.
@schumer.senate.gov is more committed to fascism then fighting for his constituents and democracy.
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
@schumer.senate.gov is more committed to fascism then fighting for his constituents and democracy.