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Classic cars and botanical gardens. My great uncle fought to defeat fascists, my uncle fought to defeat commies and now it's my turn. The fight for democracy and freedom is never ending. Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we shall die.
Another garbage article from the Murdochs. So long as WSJ's corporate sibling, Fox News, praises the Administration these article are nothing more than the Murdochs making fools of people. I for one am tired of the Fox/WSJ "good cop/bad cop" shtick they have been playing for years.
February 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
They are status markers but they are also sending a message to We The Peons: Don't even think of rising up against the aristocracy.
interesting that these people — and fellow travelers like bari weiss — insist on large, expensive security details. they are status markers, i suppose.
“.. using millions of dollars from the former U.S. foreign aid agency to pay for the security detail of Russell Vought ..”

@reuters.com
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February 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Maybe Pam will shape up if Khanna and Massie shake fingers harder and get another worthless toothless shitty bill passe that doesn't help the victims and doesn't apply to the DOJ. That might scare her.
February 13, 2026 at 4:45 PM
The Senators have started proceedings to remove him, right?
February 13, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I believe her record of 7 #1s in a row still stands today, a fear not even the Beatles or Elvis accomplished.
In honor of Black History Month, we’re celebrating trailblazers from across NJ-07 whose talent and impact changed the world. Today, we’re highlighting Whitney Houston, a once-in-a-generation voice who broke barriers and set a new standard in music.
February 13, 2026 at 3:48 PM
To tell you honestly, I don't think even Liza Minelli was gross enough back in the day to do lines off a toilet.
Happy don’t snort coke off a toilet seat unless you’re a gross fcking moron day for those that celebrate
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Why would Trump hire and pardon a guy trying to take him down?
The community note is the icing on the cake.
February 13, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Is Pam in the files herself? Did she rape young girls? Did she traffick babies for Epstein to torture and murder? I don't if it's true, I'm just asking questions.
Hey there Pam Bondi if you have nothing to hide why were you tracking what congressmen were searching on the Epstein files?

Why uh…. Why…. Why so nervous?
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Turkish citizen and US Health Policy Maker, Dr. Oz, in the Epstein Files, surely believed Americans were so dumb that even Donald Trump could con would accept the narrative. He knew of the rape and torture of children and animals, he can not dictate health policy.

#RemoveDrOz
He's been pulling the rug out on his fans since the Obama birth certificate but MAGA and other Americans keep going back demanding he defecate in their mouths so who could blame him for thinking he could wave his hands and everyone would accept the narrative from Dear Leader.
February 13, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Watching these MTV videos from the early 80s, I wonder if had we known the Internet was coming, would we have done this?
February 13, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Oh Pat Robertson got "caught" early 2000s owning race horses. It was quite hypocritical, but in line with wealthy Evangelical conservatives, when his church was preaching against gambling. I saw him at Laurel Race Track one time, his horse was running in a stakes race.
I know, I used to watch Pat Robertson (know thine enemy). I know exactly what these people have in store for us.
February 13, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I wonder how many children the Turkish Dr. Oz trafficked from his home country to Epstein. Hmm, I wonder if there's a Gen. Flynn connection (Comet Ping Pong fame). Remember he was pardoned by Trump for never registering as a foreign lobbyist for Turkey. This could be more complex then Enron.
CMS Administrator Dr. Oz should thank his pal Donald Trump for exposing him, just like he promised he was going to do. Is MAGA happy now? I don't think he should be making health care pixy deductions, do you?

#RemoveDrOz
#CMSAdministratorInEpsteinFiles
Oh, my goodness! I wonder what his wife and friends will think about THIS news! :-)

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February 13, 2026 at 3:08 AM
CMS Administrator Dr. Oz should thank his pal Donald Trump for exposing him, just like he promised he was going to do. Is MAGA happy now? I don't think he should be making health care pixy deductions, do you?

#RemoveDrOz
#CMSAdministratorInEpsteinFiles
February 13, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I'm watching a collection of music videos from 1983 and all I can think about is how bedfellows Ronnie and Maggie were fucking us over. Maybe the gummy needs to be stronger 🤣
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
You are also ineligible to have any job other than ditch digger or trash collector.
How to fix the country in one easy step:

If you were associated with Epstein in any capacity, you are hereby ineligible for any elected or appointed government position, at any level.

Immigrants (and citizens) are being imprisoned for far less.
February 13, 2026 at 2:23 AM
The government is run by a cult and it can not last for long. Our adversaries must be loving seeing the Nazi Evangelical cult destroying the secular US and no doubt they are taking advantage of King Mushy Peas. Russia, China and others probably have all are weapons secrets, hidden bases, etc.
Will Fox be updating their story on this and giving it the same amount of airtime as they did initial arrest?
February 13, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Evidently Andy Ogles is a privileged white man and hasn't seen the rural shit holes that plague his state.
Republicans are the dullest, dumbest, most one-dimensional people on the planet.

I hope he's never streamed any Gloria Estefan.
The Republican Party:
February 12, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Wah! I made $70k less and I make millions of dollars. How about this: the NFL goes back to the Super Bowl the Sunday immediately following the championships. That way, the teams won't be in California long enough to be subject to the tax. Or is the NFL so poor it needs that extra week of revenue?
February 12, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Massie is only showing up, but not for it. He has absolutely REFUSED to hold DOJ accountable and has REFUSED to read the names into the record. I feel so sorry for the victims, they are going to be crushed when they realize he's been stringing them along just to ease his own conscience.
Epstein survivor Haley Robson: I’m so tired of having this administration just completely dismiss us. They’re supposed to be the party of, you know, family values and protecting children. And I just feel like if that’s the party you are, it seems like Thomas Massie is the only one showing up for it.
February 12, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Why is a guy who told America on July 4, 2018 to go fuck itself he's going to Moscow, still in Congress? It's like he knows Wisconsinites are fucking idiots and will keep voting for him no matter what.
RON JOHNSON: Did you ever encourage people to go out there and exercise their First Amendment rights?

KEITH ELLISON: I freely admit being in favor of the First Amendment
February 12, 2026 at 10:35 PM
The rot has been in the D party for a long time and we just accepted it because they were willing to throw us a few crumbs and they are socially liberal. If Trump did anything good, he exposed what pieces of shit many elected Ds are. There are good ones, though, and they deserve our support
The fact that some democratic governors are going to visit Trump at the White House despite all that has happened tells you a lot about the rot at the root of the party. It isn’t even about Trump being petty and inviting only Republicans. The man is a monster who literally murders Americans.
February 12, 2026 at 9:49 PM
How did Republicans win so much in 2024 with millions of illegals voting? Is Mike sure he knows what he's talking about?
Because lawless ICE goons are harassing, arresting, and murdering people who are citizens, you idiot.
February 12, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Brought to by the lazy and apathetic voters, if not for the conscious decision to not participate the Fossil Fuel industry would not be able to chime us to death. But hey, maybe apathy is like an air filter and they'll breathe clean air?
Today, the Trump administration repealed the endangerment finding: the ruling that served as the basis for limits on tailpipe emissions and power plant rules. Without it, we’ll be less safe, less healthy and less able to fight climate change—all so the fossil fuel industry can make even more money.
WATCH: Trump, EPA's Zeldin announce end of scientific basis for U.S. action on climate change
The Trump administration on Thursday revoked a scientific finding that long has been the central basis for U.S. action to regulate greenhouse gas emissions and fight climate change, the most aggressiv...
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February 12, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I don't know if it's true or not, I'm just asking questions.
Was Pam Bondi born a soulless ghoul or was she made that way via rape and torture by people in her nutty Evangelical cult when she was a child? I hate to make her human so I'm going with she was born a soulless ghoul, what say you? The same goes for Karoline.

#ReleaseTheFiles
#ImpeachBondi
February 12, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Was Pam Bondi born a soulless ghoul or was she made that way via rape and torture by people in her nutty Evangelical cult when she was a child? I hate to make her human so I'm going with she was born a soulless ghoul, what say you? The same goes for Karoline.

#ReleaseTheFiles
#ImpeachBondi
February 12, 2026 at 7:24 PM