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Classic cars and botanical gardens. My great uncle fought to defeat fascists, my uncle fought to defeat commies and now it's my turn. The fight for democracy and freedom is never ending. Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we shall die.
Over 30 years ago I watched the Religious Right salivate over toppling the US government and punishing all the secular infidels. I honestly never thought American voters could be so fucking apathetic and stupid to get suckered by those demons to destroy the US, but here we are.
February 16, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Over 30 years ago I watched the Religious Right salivate over toppling the US government and punishing all the secular infidels. I honestly never thought American voters could be so fucking apathetic and stupid to get suckered by those demons to destroy the US, but here we are.
One for the block list.
February 16, 2026 at 3:13 PM
One for the block list.
The families of ICE agents are the biggest pieces of shit. They all stay quiet, protecting their family member.
A child dying of cancer spent her final days fighting to free her wrongfully detained father from ICE custody.
This comes just weeks after a mother from Maryland was denied the right to be at her son’s side as he died from cancer.
Not one dime for this cruelty.
www.cbsnews.com/amp/chicago/...
This comes just weeks after a mother from Maryland was denied the right to be at her son’s side as he died from cancer.
Not one dime for this cruelty.
www.cbsnews.com/amp/chicago/...
Ofelia Torres, teen who fought to have her father released from ICE custody, dies from rare cancer
Ofelia Torres, 16, died on Friday from Stage 4 alveolar rhabdomyosarcoma, a rare and aggressive form of cancer, her father's lawyer confirmed.
www.cbsnews.com
February 15, 2026 at 11:53 PM
The families of ICE agents are the biggest pieces of shit. They all stay quiet, protecting their family member.
The election of Donald Trump, twice, is an indication the US hasn't been a good natured country for quite some time.
So the United States will only use empty warehouses to house people it wants to terrorize, not people it wants to shelter from the cold.
We really are not a very good-natured country.
We really are not a very good-natured country.
February 15, 2026 at 8:49 PM
The election of Donald Trump, twice, is an indication the US hasn't been a good natured country for quite some time.
Maybe if Reps. Massie and Khanna get another worthless piece of shit bill that doesn't have any consequences for DOJ passed, maybe that will get Pam to act. In fact, they should get hundreds of shitty bills that mock the victims passed, she can't ignore all those laws without consequence, right?
The opening of the Epstein files, such as it is*,
has unleashed the biggest crowdsourcing operation in the history of the world.
*The DOJ has not made everything public
has unleashed the biggest crowdsourcing operation in the history of the world.
*The DOJ has not made everything public
February 15, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Maybe if Reps. Massie and Khanna get another worthless piece of shit bill that doesn't have any consequences for DOJ passed, maybe that will get Pam to act. In fact, they should get hundreds of shitty bills that mock the victims passed, she can't ignore all those laws without consequence, right?
We had that here in the US a couple years ago but a genocidal cackling black woman who prosecuted criminals fucked it all up.
The preceding was brought to you by sarcasm and the number 270.
The preceding was brought to you by sarcasm and the number 270.
It's great to live in a country (Canada, Japan, UK, France, Germany, Sweden, Italy, etc.) where citizens don't worry about if the next election will be canceled, if they will be allowed to register to vote, if they will have to stand in line for hours to vote, or if their vote will be counted.
February 15, 2026 at 4:42 PM
We had that here in the US a couple years ago but a genocidal cackling black woman who prosecuted criminals fucked it all up.
The preceding was brought to you by sarcasm and the number 270.
The preceding was brought to you by sarcasm and the number 270.
Had Oprah never had her show and thus never launched the snake oil career of Dr. Oz, would he have still raped children on Epstein Island?
If Oprah were still on tv, would she try and have a group of the Epstein survivors on?
I wonder...
There are SO many YouTube channels that could put this together- are they afraid to?
Will YouTube demonitize them?
Or, has just no one thought to do it?
I wonder...
There are SO many YouTube channels that could put this together- are they afraid to?
Will YouTube demonitize them?
Or, has just no one thought to do it?
February 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Had Oprah never had her show and thus never launched the snake oil career of Dr. Oz, would he have still raped children on Epstein Island?
Citizens United made it legal for foreigners to participate in US elections, but only wealthy ones.
There are non US citizens influencing our elections, they’re called corporations.
The establishment wants us to not focus on this.
The establishment wants us to not focus on this.
February 15, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Citizens United made it legal for foreigners to participate in US elections, but only wealthy ones.
In re: RfK snorting coke, how is a toilet seat even flat enough to cut lines; not to me.uin all the coke that's going to falling into the bowl. He's either lying and never did coke or he means the toilet seat lid.
February 15, 2026 at 2:50 PM
In re: RfK snorting coke, how is a toilet seat even flat enough to cut lines; not to me.uin all the coke that's going to falling into the bowl. He's either lying and never did coke or he means the toilet seat lid.
@alpha-aurora.bsky.social ain't wrong. These are purely evil "Christians" that have sacked the US and only understand one thing.
The ONLY cure for those predators who cluster together to defend their wealth and depravity -
•pedophiles
•rapists
•cannibals
•murderous pedos
•torture pedophiles
•cannibal pedos
•pedophiles
•rapists
•cannibals
•murderous pedos
•torture pedophiles
•cannibal pedos
February 15, 2026 at 2:43 PM
@alpha-aurora.bsky.social ain't wrong. These are purely evil "Christians" that have sacked the US and only understand one thing.
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February 15, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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What ever happened to judge that Rep. Massie went crying to that Pam wasn't complying the law? Did the judge say the DOJ is exempt from the Epstein law? Thanks for nothing Rep. Shithead. Gee, why doesn't he get another shitty toothless law that abuses the victims more passed, that might scare Pam.
February 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
What ever happened to judge that Rep. Massie went crying to that Pam wasn't complying the law? Did the judge say the DOJ is exempt from the Epstein law? Thanks for nothing Rep. Shithead. Gee, why doesn't he get another shitty toothless law that abuses the victims more passed, that might scare Pam.
The Nazi Evangelicals that toppled the US government also want world domination (or destruction), as does Trump, which is why they leave the Russian agent in charge. I don't know who is buying this bad acting job Trump is doing in regards to Ukraine.
Somebody tell Trump that Russia does not want to 'do a deal'. It wants world domination and it is a fascist dictatorship.
February 14, 2026 at 11:10 PM
The Nazi Evangelicals that toppled the US government also want world domination (or destruction), as does Trump, which is why they leave the Russian agent in charge. I don't know who is buying this bad acting job Trump is doing in regards to Ukraine.
They're firing up the ovens as we speak.
You didn’t think all those concentration camps they want to build are only for immigrants, did you? (Gift article)
Homeland Security Wants Social Media Sites to Expose Anti-ICE Accounts
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2026 at 3:19 PM
They're firing up the ovens as we speak.
He's not destroying NATO, the American people are destroying NATO. We were warned but the electorate thought they were smarter and voted Trump or stayed home. Good going y'all, go out and buy yourself something nice to celebrate.
Just as he promised, he’s destroying NATO which has kept Europe & the US together for 80 years. This will open the doors for Russia to wage war or ultimatums on Europe for takeover & China to take Taiwan & eventually Japan along with other islands. To officially give presidents the dictator title.
February 14, 2026 at 2:35 PM
He's not destroying NATO, the American people are destroying NATO. We were warned but the electorate thought they were smarter and voted Trump or stayed home. Good going y'all, go out and buy yourself something nice to celebrate.
You know the media is in with Trump when not one fucking journalist has the fucking balls to remind these fuckers that for four years Donald Trump was promising to release the files and he even fucking campaigned on it. With the media playing along, this country is toast.
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 PM
You know the media is in with Trump when not one fucking journalist has the fucking balls to remind these fuckers that for four years Donald Trump was promising to release the files and he even fucking campaigned on it. With the media playing along, this country is toast.
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Get it? See, it's funny 'cuz our President is a pathological liar who rarely, if ever, tells the truth.
February 13, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Get it? See, it's funny 'cuz our President is a pathological liar who rarely, if ever, tells the truth.
Another garbage article from the Murdochs. So long as WSJ's corporate sibling, Fox News, praises the Administration these article are nothing more than the Murdochs making fools of people. I for one am tired of the Fox/WSJ "good cop/bad cop" shtick they have been playing for years.
This is a breathtaking article about the complete clown show at DHS being overseen by Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski (gift link)
A Pilot Fired Over Kristi Noem’s Missing Blanket and the Constant Chaos Inside DHS
Secretary faces fire for confrontational immigration crackdown and self-promotional style; White House to wind down Minnesota operations.
www.wsj.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Another garbage article from the Murdochs. So long as WSJ's corporate sibling, Fox News, praises the Administration these article are nothing more than the Murdochs making fools of people. I for one am tired of the Fox/WSJ "good cop/bad cop" shtick they have been playing for years.
They are status markers but they are also sending a message to We The Peons: Don't even think of rising up against the aristocracy.
interesting that these people — and fellow travelers like bari weiss — insist on large, expensive security details. they are status markers, i suppose.
“.. using millions of dollars from the former U.S. foreign aid agency to pay for the security detail of Russell Vought ..”
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/whi...
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www.reuters.com/world/us/whi...
February 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
They are status markers but they are also sending a message to We The Peons: Don't even think of rising up against the aristocracy.
Maybe Pam will shape up if Khanna and Massie shake fingers harder and get another worthless toothless shitty bill passe that doesn't help the victims and doesn't apply to the DOJ. That might scare her.
February 13, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Maybe Pam will shape up if Khanna and Massie shake fingers harder and get another worthless toothless shitty bill passe that doesn't help the victims and doesn't apply to the DOJ. That might scare her.
The Senators have started proceedings to remove him, right?
In his confirmation hearings, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told U.S. senators that he would not cut funding for vaccine research or change the nation's official vaccine recommendations. He did both. n.pr/46QDn9p
RFK Jr. made promises to get his job as health secretary. He's broken many of them
In his confirmation hearings, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told U.S. senators that he would not cut funding for vaccine research or change the nation's official vaccine recommendations. He did both.
n.pr
February 13, 2026 at 4:22 PM
The Senators have started proceedings to remove him, right?
I believe her record of 7 #1s in a row still stands today, a fear not even the Beatles or Elvis accomplished.
In honor of Black History Month, we’re celebrating trailblazers from across NJ-07 whose talent and impact changed the world. Today, we’re highlighting Whitney Houston, a once-in-a-generation voice who broke barriers and set a new standard in music.
February 13, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I believe her record of 7 #1s in a row still stands today, a fear not even the Beatles or Elvis accomplished.
To tell you honestly, I don't think even Liza Minelli was gross enough back in the day to do lines off a toilet.
Happy don’t snort coke off a toilet seat unless you’re a gross fcking moron day for those that celebrate
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
To tell you honestly, I don't think even Liza Minelli was gross enough back in the day to do lines off a toilet.
Why would Trump hire and pardon a guy trying to take him down?
February 13, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Why would Trump hire and pardon a guy trying to take him down?
Is Pam in the files herself? Did she rape young girls? Did she traffick babies for Epstein to torture and murder? I don't if it's true, I'm just asking questions.
Hey there Pam Bondi if you have nothing to hide why were you tracking what congressmen were searching on the Epstein files?
Why uh…. Why…. Why so nervous?
Why uh…. Why…. Why so nervous?
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Is Pam in the files herself? Did she rape young girls? Did she traffick babies for Epstein to torture and murder? I don't if it's true, I'm just asking questions.