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Matt Chatham
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Raised in IA, schooled in SD, settled in MA | 3x Super Bowl champ | Babson MBA | Founder of the Rub Smoke Love seasoning company #GoldBark #BeefCake #LifeOfBrine https://rubsmokelove.com
All this fake tough guy stuff from the WH dweebs is insufferable—& embarrassing for the real honorable people in our military. Gear up Trump, Stephen, Pete & Marco (w/out their makeup bags) and have them go “take” the oil themselves. That crew couldn’t conquer a robin’s nest.
January 6, 2026 at 2:04 AM
The apology tour the US must do to get back [in authenticity] even a % of the relationships these f’ing losers in the WH have destroyed may take a decade or more. You don’t shit all over your friends like this, any walk of life. The only people who don’t know this…don’t know cuz they’re friendless.
January 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Democrat leadership contemplating whether or not today is the day to, I dunno,
maybe-possibly do something about it…
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January 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Congrats to Genghis Khan on the new position running the US State Department’s Twitter account
January 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
MAGA republicans stood up to Trump to overcome their majority, force him by law to release the Epstein files against his will. At least a % of them took their party platform seriously

Now we’ll see if that % can find their spines about him openly ignoring his anti-intervention platform promises
January 5, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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Hey Russia, if your listening, today would be a great day to release the Epstein files and every other form of kompromat you have on our war criminal, “President”.
January 4, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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Fun Fact: If Maduro was in the Epstein files he'd be safe at home in his bed right now.
January 5, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Who has the best chance of being inserted as Venezuela’s new president by Trump:

Greg Gutfeld, Sean Hannity, or Maria Bartiromo?
January 5, 2026 at 1:51 PM
MAGA wants this posted e’rywhere, so they should actually read it:

Doesn’t say Don’t Steal…unless Trump want to

Doesn’t say Don’t Steal…unless US oil execs paid for a favor

Doesn’t say Don’t Steal…unless they had it comin’

Doesn’t say Don’t Steal…unless it helps ‘Merica

Just says Don’t Steal 👍
January 5, 2026 at 1:18 PM
IMO the response to the insanity & the plundering from the White House is overwhelming public pressure against Congress. Everyone to their reps & senators. Their body exists specifically to check this. All of this. If they don’t, they serve no purpose & need to be replaced as urgently as Trump does.
January 5, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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We cannot become numb to the outrage of this. The wife of the President’s Senior Advisor threatens a sovereign nation.
January 4, 2026 at 11:45 PM
It shouldn’t be missed that a rapist POTUS is selling that invading a sovereign country explicitly to take their natural resources right from under their feet ‘isn’t bad cuz they’ve been bad,’ so just relax & let it happen. As his shitheel enablers nod along to ‘this is good, she deserved it.’
January 5, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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With this regime anything is possible…
January 4, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Historian types please check me if need be, but that has to be the 1st time in history a POTUS chastised an ally of ours for [allegedly] targeting their war counterpart leader’s residence, but then went ahead ourselves & kidnapped the leader of another country from their residence. In the same week.
January 4, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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finally, we're living through precedented times
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 AM
When all non-MAGA spent years trying to figure out why Trump was being the obedient, leashed good boy Putin needed so he could be an uninhibited invader of our allies, maybe we all missed that was because Orange Satan really just wanted to one day do the exact same thing over here in the Americas.
January 4, 2026 at 5:45 PM
When that gutless, spineless Rubio goes on TV and says “the president always retains optionality,” his dead inside, craven ass knows exactly what he’s doing. Daddy is gonna hear that as…
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January 4, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I feel like too many people missed the point that if you let an idiot be president of a country not in war, he still might be president if he starts one. And then you’ve got an idiot running a war. An unscrupulous dummy now made responsible for tactics & lives. Exposing all of us. Just like this.
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January 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I’ve said this a dozen different times & ways on here, but remember that the driving force in Trump’s life is he’s a pussy pretending not to be. If Maduro is a removable bad guy bad for the US, obviously so too is Putin. Trump only fights when he can bully, but capitulates & subserves those he can’t
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January 3, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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Maduro was a brutal ruler, it’s true. So is Putin—who Trump supports. So was Bolsonaro, who Trump supports. So was the drug-trafficking former head of Honduras, who Trump just pardoned. So is Nayib Bukele in El Salvador. MBS. Bibi.

Stop pretending Trump cares about illegitimacy or brutality.
January 3, 2026 at 4:14 PM
If Trump can invade a country because they provide the supply to our country’s “unhealthy” demand, what’s stopping him from invading Brazil for sending too much sugar? Because US related-deaths aren’t too terribly different for added sugar than they are for drugs.
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January 3, 2026 at 3:52 PM
We don’t “lose people to drugs,” it’s not COVID. People take drugs—the vast majority of their own volition, knowing it’s illegal, bad for their health. Like speeding. Eagle-humpers pretend to ❤️ freedom, but what’s less free than war by prudes against a substance choice made by Americans? Like Junior
January 3, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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If Xi Jinping invaded Taiwan right now, and toppled the president there, on what grounds would the United States object? Or have any credibility to say anything?
January 3, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM