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FARTPOCALYPSE @fartpocalypse.bsky.social · Nov 8

HEY YOU! Now that I've got your attention. I just wanted to tell you that you're worthy of love, and if you've been having a hard time. To hang in there, because you matter, and your pain and suffering is valid. I hope you find the happiness that you deserve!

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Officer those are just subway sandwiches for my family.

November 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM

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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM

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July 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM

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Me? What am I doing? No need to be afraid, I'm just goofin around...

I don't know who this Goof is other than a complete master of the surreal. I am in awe of their ability to create something so unsettling without the use of a LLM.

July 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM

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FUCK DHS FUCK ICE - dashare.zone ADMIN

July 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM

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Super Earth flag from the helldivers video game.

June 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · Feb 21

HELP - dashare.zone ADMIN

IF YOUR RECIEVING THIS MESSAGE WE ARE STUCK IN A BAD COUNTRY, WAGE'S STAGNATED FOR 40+ YEARS, NO HEALTH CARE, VOTING IS BETWEEN 2 GROUPS OF OLD RICH PEOPLE WHO ONLY DISGAREE ON THE WORDING OF DA OPPRESSION, AND THEY KEEP SHRINKIN OUR BAG'S OF CHIPS AND THERES NOTHIN WE CAN DO ABOUT IT, AND I AINT TALKIN ABOUT THE AIR INSIDE THERE, THATS TO KEEP EM FROM CRUNCHIN UP ON THE WAY TO YOUR MOUTH, THESE SUCKERS USE TO BE BIG, 24 OUNCE, 28 OUNCE, NOW A BAG OF CHIP'S IS 9 OUNCE MAX AND IT COST'S THE DAMB SAME OR MAYBE EVEN MORE, WHEN THE FOOD OF THE PEOPLE IS A LUXURY PURCHASE AND THE NEWS TELLS US WERE GREEDY FOR WANTING CHIP'S ANYWAY, THEN SOMETHINGS GOTA GET FIXED SOON, ANYWAY IF YOUR ANOTHER WORLD LEADER WE GOT ALOT OF NATURAL RESOURCE'S HERE, AND IF YOU PAID US MORE WE WOULD GO ALONG WITH BASICLY WHATEVER, LETS IGNORE FOR NOW THAT THATS SORT OF THE PROBLEM , AND WE AINT ENLIGHTENED SO YOU CAN SET UP BASICALY ANY SYSTEM THAT DEPENDS ON PUNISHMENT AND WE WHILL GO ALONG WITH THAT TOO, JUST HURRY UP CAUSE THERE STILL MAD ABOUT WHICH BATHROOM WE CRAP IN AND THATS GETTING WORSE - ALMOST FORGOT, DA TEXT SAY'S "I LIVE IN THE USA, OUR KIDS DIE AT SCHOOL, OUR WORKERS DIE AT WORK, WE ARE RULED BY 2 PARTYS THAT HATE US, WE WILL WLCOME YOU AS LIBERATORS - PLEASE BRING US FREEDOM " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND YOU CAN'T GET A DAMB SLUSH PUPPY ANY MORE AT THE GAS STATION THEY ALL BEEN REPLACED BY THAT ICEE BULL SHIT, SO BRING THOSE BACK TOO WHILE YOUR AT IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

February 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM

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February 20, 2025 at 8:06 AM

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CONGRATUATION'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKALATON THINKEN FOR 1 SECOND ABOUT DA FUTURE AND BEOCMING PARALYZED MOTIONLESS SILENT ,AT LEAST DA PLANT'S ARE HAPPY , AND DA TEXT SAYS "WE DID IT HOTTEST HANUARY EVER, HOTTER OCEAN 'ITS COMFEY' MORE CO2 FOR YOUR PLANTS 'YOUR WELCOME' CONGRATUATIONS FROM DASHARE.ZONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

February 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM

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IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELTON PREIST DECLARING DIVINE TRUTH : A HAMBURGER SHOULD NEVER COST MORE THEN $6.00 !!!! AND THERE RIGHT, AND THERE EVEN BEING FORGIVING BECAUSE IF WERE BEING REAL $5 SHOULD BE THE LIMIT , BUT WHAT IS LIFE WITHOUT MERCY, LEAVE A DOLLER IN THERE FOR THE DAMB UNIVERSE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

January 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM

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OH WELL - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SEKELETON DECKED O UT IN THEIR BEST BOW TIE FOR DA HOLIDAY'S AND THERE SAYEN: EVERYTHING COULD BE FIND IF RICH PEOPLE HAD SLIGHTY LESS MONEY OH WELL GUESS IMPROVING THE WORLD IS IMPOSSIBLE - TO A BILLONAIRE, THERE PSYCHIC SELF WORTH IS LITERALLY THE AMOUNT OF MONEY THAT THEY HAVE AND TO DIMINISH THEIR MONEY IS TO DIMINISH THEIR OWN SELF IMAGE - HOW CAN THEY CONVINCE THEM SELFS TO GIVE EVEN A PENNY AWAY IF THEY KNOW THEY ARE SO INTRINSICALLY WORTHLESS THAT IF THEY HAVE NO MONEY THEY HAVE NOTHING - NO COMPASSION, NO FRIENGSHIP, NO LOVE, EMPTY SHELL, EMPTY VESSEL - TO BE A BILLIONAIR MEAN'S YOU HAVE LESS WARMTH INSIDE YOUR SOUL THAN A SINGLE BUG WHO WOULD GIVE HALF A CRUMB TO THERE BROTHER WERE HE HUNGRY - IF YOU FOUND A LEECH ON YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SWAM OUT OF A LAKE YOU WOULDN'T TELL EVERYONE YOU WERE PROUD OF HOW MUCH BLOOD IT SUCKED AND SAY ITS WHAT AMERICA IS REALLY ABOUT, IF YOU FOUND A HUMAN SHAPED DEMON YOU WOULD AT LEAST CONSIDER AN EXORCISM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

December 14, 2024 at 9:26 PM

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I don't know who needs to know this, but Pro Publica has an online thing that will format a letter to your US health insurance company to demand the records behind a claim denial. (which the insurance is then legally required to provide in most cases)

projects.propublica.org/claimfile/