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I know the MSM reporters can't be too critical about these megacorps, but I appreciate the hidden message of, "We're this close to failure." in the thumbnail.
Jensen's chances of being relevant in 5 years displayed as himself pinching his fingers together to indicate how close to failure this whole operation is.
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Perfect hair forever character Coiffio or Old Sheldon with Gal Gadot's face.
September 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Grown ass man dog with grown ass man dog problems.
July 31, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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July 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Just sent this pic to my wife, and this is how she replied:
July 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Me? What am I doing? No need to be afraid, I'm just goofin around...
I don't know who this Goof is other than a complete master of the surreal. I am in awe of their ability to create something so unsettling without the use of a LLM.
July 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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July 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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NY Post is the rag among rags, but unfortunately...
Web search results for "Iran closes strait of Hormuz"
June 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Super Earth flag from the helldivers video game.
June 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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June 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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TFW I drop my ice cream on the ground during a nice sunny day.
Bolsonaro wants his ice ceem 💔
April 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Ever read this essay?
Wiki article screenshot of "The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity." By Carlo Maria Cipolla
April 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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March 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I clicked and found this inside 😦

Not trying to kink shame but maybe kink caution a little bit.
March 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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March 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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I love it here
Idk, doing not great 🤷
March 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Pretty sure it's okay. People love it. It seems even 🤷
Screen shot of live camera from the citizen app that shows an abundance of likes for the protest that outnumber the dislikes by a wide margin.
February 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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This had been definitively answered:
January 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Remember when you buy that:
Yeah, triples is best.
November 24, 2024 at 9:22 AM
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I love this one. Top tier ITYSL 🤌
From: Scott Loves His Wife, Season: 2, Ep: 4 No, no, I wish I hadn't have said that. I love my wife. She helped me when I freaked out about Jamie Taco.
November 13, 2024 at 8:47 AM
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I had 2, so I got your other book as well. You can't stop me! I'm outta control!
November 8, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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Sound advice to all the hulkamaniacs out there
November 8, 2024 at 11:27 AM
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HEY YOU! Now that I've got your attention. I just wanted to tell you that you're worthy of love, and if you've been having a hard time. To hang in there, because you matter, and your pain and suffering is valid. I hope you find the happiness that you deserve!
November 8, 2024 at 10:10 AM