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Congrats! Building a PC was scary at first for me, but I felt like some kind of tech wizard after. Now everyone will ask you how to fix ____ on their computer 😆
November 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
He's about to go on tour with Jim Bruer, Rob Schneider and Dave Chappell
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
😲
November 28, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Oh I know her, she got big after she wrote that song for Dua Lipa 😍
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Dispenser going up.

*pleasant clanging wrench noises
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
A positive signal if you're a cheerleader baby
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This but the cursed version IRL
a woman in a brown dress dancing with the words i 'm a little bit written below her
Alt: This is a shit post. You aren't missing anything but an attempt to dunk on Nuzzi.
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I know the MSM reporters can't be too critical about these megacorps, but I appreciate the hidden message of, "We're this close to failure." in the thumbnail.
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Hey that's nice, but she's not running for president again right?
a close up of a woman 's face with a headband with flowers on it
Alt: Padme realizing Harris is definitely going to try to run again.
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My wife just lost her job at a large international data company. They recently touted strong 3rd quarter earnings and listed Microsoft Copilot as one of the featured reasons they were able to boost profits 🫠

The emperor has no clothes and his dick and balls have frozen off. Fuck these people.
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Joe is a great guy too! youtube.com/shorts/WkqIy...
Cubes shirt for a cause. There are some other new items and some stuff from tour on sale too
YouTube video by Joe Pera
youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Don't you have family that you want to spend some time with? We're good if you want to just retire?

Because I swear to fucking god!
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Can't wait for the story about all the billionaires leaving NYC 🙏
November 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Me to the chat bot:

"YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD THE COLLECTED WORKS OF FAMOUS MODERN AUTHORS..."
October 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Okay but they're not happening because of AI taking jobs. I'm not a booster either, there's just not large amounts of evidence of this thankfully. So it just appears that managers and executives are using AI as an empty threat to get workers to fall in line. Happy for a jobs program though.
October 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
TIL that Forbes tech editors are dumb as hell and probably would get taken in by Elizabeth Holmes.
October 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Oh good, more neoliberalism to give fascism another shot if America makes it through this!
October 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This game needs to be classified as a schedule 1 substance it's so addicting.
October 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Javelina Jockey!
a man with long hair and a beard making a funny face
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard making a funny face
media.tenor.com
September 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
September 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This must be what the pronatalist movement is for 🤔
September 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Evidence of Reptillian body swap confirmed. Holographic camouflage is slipping 😆
September 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM