fakesharrows
@fakesharrows.bsky.social
myopic little twit, ret.
first social event of dry january in the books
January 1, 2026 at 11:59 PM
first social event of dry january in the books
has janeese or kenyan committed to continue the new years 5k? gotta imagine that's gonna be a huge issue in the upcoming election
January 1, 2026 at 1:34 PM
has janeese or kenyan committed to continue the new years 5k? gotta imagine that's gonna be a huge issue in the upcoming election
should I still be awake? nope. Should I be out? certainly not. And yet.
January 1, 2026 at 7:09 AM
should I still be awake? nope. Should I be out? certainly not. And yet.
present me has been informed that future me will be out at midnight and past me regrets not having taken a nap
January 1, 2026 at 12:29 AM
present me has been informed that future me will be out at midnight and past me regrets not having taken a nap
DC’s most millennial parents and their put-upon children impatiently await Noon Year’s at Yards Park
December 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
DC’s most millennial parents and their put-upon children impatiently await Noon Year’s at Yards Park
Closed the year by swimming a mile and (barely) beating a PR. Take that 2025
December 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Closed the year by swimming a mile and (barely) beating a PR. Take that 2025
I like when the snide, mostly incorrect ramblings of the LLM that writes the editorials for personal liberties newspaper break containment and the entirety of this website collectively gets mad
December 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I like when the snide, mostly incorrect ramblings of the LLM that writes the editorials for personal liberties newspaper break containment and the entirety of this website collectively gets mad
"don't worry, 2026 will be fully planned by the time you get back from swimming,"- @nikkimcentee17.bsky.social cackling maniacally as she looks up from an elaborate color-coded spreadsheet with every DCPS day off and all of summer vacation
December 31, 2025 at 2:13 PM
"don't worry, 2026 will be fully planned by the time you get back from swimming,"- @nikkimcentee17.bsky.social cackling maniacally as she looks up from an elaborate color-coded spreadsheet with every DCPS day off and all of summer vacation
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Starting tomorrow, every other Yellow Line train will extend to Greenbelt. Enjoy 4-minute peak and 6-minute off-peak service frequencies north of Mt. Vernon Sq! 🚇 🟡 We’re always improving Metro for our customers.
Learn more ➡️ : wmata.com/about/news/C...
Learn more ➡️ : wmata.com/about/news/C...
December 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Starting tomorrow, every other Yellow Line train will extend to Greenbelt. Enjoy 4-minute peak and 6-minute off-peak service frequencies north of Mt. Vernon Sq! 🚇 🟡 We’re always improving Metro for our customers.
Learn more ➡️ : wmata.com/about/news/C...
Learn more ➡️ : wmata.com/about/news/C...
If I have some fruit with this giant pile of cheese, meat, and bread, it’s basically healthy: a holiday memoir
December 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
If I have some fruit with this giant pile of cheese, meat, and bread, it’s basically healthy: a holiday memoir
boycotting the Kennedy center is just like dropping a WaPo subscription or quitting Twitter. It rankles the worst people in the same way because it reminds them that normie liberals have agency, which they don’t like
December 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
boycotting the Kennedy center is just like dropping a WaPo subscription or quitting Twitter. It rankles the worst people in the same way because it reminds them that normie liberals have agency, which they don’t like
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FoMVT has made $1.7 million in improvements in the last 5 years, starting with 1 volunteer event leader. We've got a team of 20 now and are performing complex repairs and making investments like new water fountains. If you appreciate the difference on the trail, I'll appreciate your donation.
💥 Your gift can go twice as far!
Right now, every dollar you give to the Friends of the Mount Vernon Trail will be matched — doubling the impact on safer crossings, smoother pavement, cleaner views, and thriving nature.
Don’t wait — matching ends soon!
👉 Donate now: buff.ly/CFD3juK
Right now, every dollar you give to the Friends of the Mount Vernon Trail will be matched — doubling the impact on safer crossings, smoother pavement, cleaner views, and thriving nature.
Don’t wait — matching ends soon!
👉 Donate now: buff.ly/CFD3juK
December 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
FoMVT has made $1.7 million in improvements in the last 5 years, starting with 1 volunteer event leader. We've got a team of 20 now and are performing complex repairs and making investments like new water fountains. If you appreciate the difference on the trail, I'll appreciate your donation.
are we back at air and space? yes.
are we studiously ignoring all actual historical artifacts so we can play this wright bros video game? also yes.
are we studiously ignoring all actual historical artifacts so we can play this wright bros video game? also yes.
December 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
are we back at air and space? yes.
are we studiously ignoring all actual historical artifacts so we can play this wright bros video game? also yes.
are we studiously ignoring all actual historical artifacts so we can play this wright bros video game? also yes.
the pool water was 90 this morning. Considering that half my current body weight is ham, had I stuck a bay leaf under my cap, I could’ve made a delightful soup
December 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
the pool water was 90 this morning. Considering that half my current body weight is ham, had I stuck a bay leaf under my cap, I could’ve made a delightful soup
I didn’t think my legs were that dead from skiing, but then I got on the bike lmao
December 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I didn’t think my legs were that dead from skiing, but then I got on the bike lmao
bikeshare to metro to airport to rent a car to home to skiing to home to airport to return the rental to metro to bikeshare
December 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
bikeshare to metro to airport to rent a car to home to skiing to home to airport to return the rental to metro to bikeshare
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Future pedestrian bridge over Potomac seen as benefiting county aquatics facility
Future pedestrian bridge over Potomac seen as benefiting county aquatics facility | ARLnow.com
It won't be completed until about 2030, but a pedestrian/bicyclist bridge over the Potomac River could bring more people to the Long Bridge Aquatics & Fitness Center in Crystal City. "It's going to be...
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December 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Future pedestrian bridge over Potomac seen as benefiting county aquatics facility
future me is gonna have some real questions for past me when it comes to the amount of ham leftovers needing to be consumed in the coming days
December 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
future me is gonna have some real questions for past me when it comes to the amount of ham leftovers needing to be consumed in the coming days
“One time when I was at camp, a friend at camp (I don’t know her now) told me that Kevin’s mom didn’t like Kevin so she’s the one who sent the robbers”
December 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
“One time when I was at camp, a friend at camp (I don’t know her now) told me that Kevin’s mom didn’t like Kevin so she’s the one who sent the robbers”
gonna have 100 dad points deducted for not having the correct size batteries in sufficient quantity
December 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
gonna have 100 dad points deducted for not having the correct size batteries in sufficient quantity
at our third Smithsonian in four days
December 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
at our third Smithsonian in four days
has keren finally reopened?
December 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
has keren finally reopened?
welcome to…the us botanical gardens
December 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
welcome to…the us botanical gardens
idk, I don’t think I should have to walk past armed soldiers on both ends of my metro trip to something called winter wonderfest but ymmv
December 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
idk, I don’t think I should have to walk past armed soldiers on both ends of my metro trip to something called winter wonderfest but ymmv
I have submitted my comments on the DC Bikeways network map before December 31, 2025. You can too.
Public Engagement
Overview of the Bikeways Strategic Planning public engagement events and opportunities.
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December 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I have submitted my comments on the DC Bikeways network map before December 31, 2025. You can too.