FTJ
@fairytalejedi.bsky.social
Don't center on your anxieties, padawan. Keep your concentration here and now where it belongs.
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FTJ
@fairytalejedi.bsky.social
· Dec 17
横浜の
花が落ちています
キスを覚える
The blossoms of Yokohama are falling.
I remember the kiss.
花が落ちています
キスを覚える
The blossoms of Yokohama are falling.
I remember the kiss.
Black in this position played h6 which leads to major fireworks and we go straight into the endgame, starting with 14.Bxd5 and the black queen en prise by the hanging bishop.
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Black in this position played h6 which leads to major fireworks and we go straight into the endgame, starting with 14.Bxd5 and the black queen en prise by the hanging bishop.
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November 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
#ItIsNotAlwaysAbout Star Wars, but when it is, I got the bars.
Ayy, Yoda on the beat, hoe
Deebo any Sith baddie, he a free throw
Man down, call a amberlamps, tell him breathe bro
Blast a hunter in the club, he falling out like Greedo
Ayy, Yoda on the beat, hoe
Deebo any Sith baddie, he a free throw
Man down, call a amberlamps, tell him breathe bro
Blast a hunter in the club, he falling out like Greedo
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November 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
#ItIsNotAlwaysAbout Star Wars, but when it is, I got the bars.
Ayy, Yoda on the beat, hoe
Deebo any Sith baddie, he a free throw
Man down, call a amberlamps, tell him breathe bro
Blast a hunter in the club, he falling out like Greedo
Ayy, Yoda on the beat, hoe
Deebo any Sith baddie, he a free throw
Man down, call a amberlamps, tell him breathe bro
Blast a hunter in the club, he falling out like Greedo
#ItIsNotAlwaysAbout your mother, said Sigmund Freud never.
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
#ItIsNotAlwaysAbout your mother, said Sigmund Freud never.
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#ItIsNotAlwaysAbout Learning not to exaggerate as I’ve told you thousands of times
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
#ItIsNotAlwaysAbout Learning not to exaggerate as I’ve told you thousands of times
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#ItIsNotAlwaysAbout MY weight, but I'm feeling triggered...
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
#ItIsNotAlwaysAbout MY weight, but I'm feeling triggered...
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Joyce Carol Oates: it appears Elon Musk is shallow and doesn’t read much.
Elon: staffer go make up an article about how much I read…
Elon: staffer go make up an article about how much I read…
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November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Joyce Carol Oates: it appears Elon Musk is shallow and doesn’t read much.
Elon: staffer go make up an article about how much I read…
Elon: staffer go make up an article about how much I read…
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#AnythingOddInASongOrMovie The Unusual Suspects
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November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
#AnythingOddInASongOrMovie The Unusual Suspects
À la lampe !
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
À la lampe !
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#WhenYouHaveAnUninvitedGuest
Make a table for them outside.
Make a table for them outside.
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November 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
#WhenYouHaveAnUninvitedGuest
Make a table for them outside.
Make a table for them outside.
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#WhenYouHaveAnUninvitedGuest
Call the pawlice. 🐶🐾🚓
Call the pawlice. 🐶🐾🚓
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November 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
#WhenYouHaveAnUninvitedGuest
Call the pawlice. 🐶🐾🚓
Call the pawlice. 🐶🐾🚓
A $500,000 fine would hardly get Musk's attention. A $10 billion fine and 10 years imprisonment, on the other hand, would send a strong message.
I once had a landlord that owned the shopping plaza we had a store in.
He was busted by the town for dumping chemicals into the sewer system, several times.
He was the biggest asshole I've ever met in my life.
It takes a certain type.
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He was busted by the town for dumping chemicals into the sewer system, several times.
He was the biggest asshole I've ever met in my life.
It takes a certain type.
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Elon Musk’s Boring Company fined nearly $500K after it dumped tunnel drilling fluids into Las Vegas manholes—and then ‘feigned compliance’ and was caught doing it again | Fortune
A Nevada regulator accused Boring of dumping wastewater into a county sewage system, the latest in a series of violations against the tunneling startup.
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November 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
A $500,000 fine would hardly get Musk's attention. A $10 billion fine and 10 years imprisonment, on the other hand, would send a strong message.
At this point, the Trump administration is just torture porn.
November 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
At this point, the Trump administration is just torture porn.
Capitalism - private investors own the business you work for
Socialism - the state owns the business you work for
Communism - you and your co-workers own the business you work for
Socialism - the state owns the business you work for
Communism - you and your co-workers own the business you work for
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Capitalism - private investors own the business you work for
Socialism - the state owns the business you work for
Communism - you and your co-workers own the business you work for
Socialism - the state owns the business you work for
Communism - you and your co-workers own the business you work for
Math doesn't get rid of tyrants. Revolutions do.
One of the unacknowledged advantages of this awful era is that it's revealing for all to see the putrid connections between great wealth and great power.
The intentions of the oligarchs are fully exposed and more blatant than ever.
But remember: We outnumber the oligarchs.
The intentions of the oligarchs are fully exposed and more blatant than ever.
But remember: We outnumber the oligarchs.
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Math doesn't get rid of tyrants. Revolutions do.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?
#IncludeLimitRiverUseful
Wife: He shot himself in the back, twice, then threw himself in the river. Only useful thing he's ever done.
Cop: Ma'am, there's a limit to what I can believe.
Wife: Well, why don't you ask that whore he's been banging.
Cop: Are you referring to your sister?
Wife:
Wife: He shot himself in the back, twice, then threw himself in the river. Only useful thing he's ever done.
Cop: Ma'am, there's a limit to what I can believe.
Wife: Well, why don't you ask that whore he's been banging.
Cop: Are you referring to your sister?
Wife:
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November 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
#IncludeLimitRiverUseful
Wife: He shot himself in the back, twice, then threw himself in the river. Only useful thing he's ever done.
Cop: Ma'am, there's a limit to what I can believe.
Wife: Well, why don't you ask that whore he's been banging.
Cop: Are you referring to your sister?
Wife:
Wife: He shot himself in the back, twice, then threw himself in the river. Only useful thing he's ever done.
Cop: Ma'am, there's a limit to what I can believe.
Wife: Well, why don't you ask that whore he's been banging.
Cop: Are you referring to your sister?
Wife:
#IncludeLimitRiverUseful
C-3PO: Captain Solo, we've exceeded the limit of the hyperdrive motivator!
Han: Chewie, make yourself useful and shut him down.
C-3PO: But sir!
Han: Cry me a river, Goldenrod. Now watch this.... *clunk*
Leia:
C-3PO: Captain Solo, we've exceeded the limit of the hyperdrive motivator!
Han: Chewie, make yourself useful and shut him down.
C-3PO: But sir!
Han: Cry me a river, Goldenrod. Now watch this.... *clunk*
Leia:
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November 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
#IncludeLimitRiverUseful
C-3PO: Captain Solo, we've exceeded the limit of the hyperdrive motivator!
Han: Chewie, make yourself useful and shut him down.
C-3PO: But sir!
Han: Cry me a river, Goldenrod. Now watch this.... *clunk*
Leia:
C-3PO: Captain Solo, we've exceeded the limit of the hyperdrive motivator!
Han: Chewie, make yourself useful and shut him down.
C-3PO: But sir!
Han: Cry me a river, Goldenrod. Now watch this.... *clunk*
Leia:
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Ladies, if your vagina doesn't shrivel up and turn to dust at the thought of being vessels for "Trump babies"....
"We've dropped the infertility drugs to make lots of Trump babies I'm hoping by the midterms."
"We've dropped the infertility drugs to make lots of Trump babies I'm hoping by the midterms."
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Ladies, if your vagina doesn't shrivel up and turn to dust at the thought of being vessels for "Trump babies"....
"We've dropped the infertility drugs to make lots of Trump babies I'm hoping by the midterms."
"We've dropped the infertility drugs to make lots of Trump babies I'm hoping by the midterms."
Imagine going from the warmth of your mother's womb into the waters off Norway in November. Of course the kid needed a few minutes to catch his breath! www.livescience.com/animals/orca...
Incredible, first-of-their-kind images show an orca being born in Norway — and the rest of its pod forming a protective circle
Scientists with the Norwegian Orca Survey and Orca Channel have documented, for the first time and in astounding detail, the birth of an orca and the newborn's first hour.
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November 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Imagine going from the warmth of your mother's womb into the waters off Norway in November. Of course the kid needed a few minutes to catch his breath! www.livescience.com/animals/orca...
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When a guy tosses a sub and you seek a felony just after you pardon the guys who beat cops with flagpoles..
I'd say you are a bit dishonest
I'd say you are a bit dishonest
November 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
When a guy tosses a sub and you seek a felony just after you pardon the guys who beat cops with flagpoles..
I'd say you are a bit dishonest
I'd say you are a bit dishonest
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“You Can’t Make This Shit Up” file is full. Please upgrade iCloud storage.
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
“You Can’t Make This Shit Up” file is full. Please upgrade iCloud storage.