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S.J. Newman
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Watch the usual suspects walk the Red Carpet of Shame called AMERICAN PERP WALK
Pinned
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
If you’re within 500 feet of a firehose of lies, you’re probably near a MAGA Republican.
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Terrific
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Headline of the Year Exposes Trump’s Craven Oval Office Hypocrisy
(🚨) BREAKING NEWS: President of the United States Defends Business Partner's Brutal Murder of a Washington Post Journalist on National Television; Having Orchestrated the Public Humiliation of Global Hero Volodymyr Zelensky in the Same Room Months Ago, Trump Says Criticizing Vile Despots Off-Limits
Trump claims slain journalist Khashoggi was ‘extremely controversial,’ defends Saudi crown prince | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump on Tuesday angrily dismissed a question about the 2018 murder of Jamal Khashoggi, claiming the Saudi dissident journalist was “extremely controversial” and insisting the subject...
www.cnn.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Happy Wednesday
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
When you’re dumb as a bag of hammers, all problems look easily nailed.
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores

You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
We’re not as divided as people in power would like us to be.
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Cracker Who Lost His Way from Barrel Fearful of Pita Bread Invasion
Tuberville: “We just saw what happened in NY. We lost NY. It will be completely Muslim in 3-4 years. That’s what they want. And it’s going to spread throughout the country.”
November 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Every tyrant has obsessions—Trump’s are tariffs and ketchup.
November 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Cracker Who Lost His Way from Barrel Fearful of Pita Bread Invasion
Tuberville: “We just saw what happened in NY. We lost NY. It will be completely Muslim in 3-4 years. That’s what they want. And it’s going to spread throughout the country.”
November 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Sorry, I want leaders who don’t fall for stupid conspiracy theories in the first place.
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
A participation prize for the World Punching Down Champion.
Oh come ON!
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award at the draw for the World Cup on Dec. 5 in Washington. https://to.pbs.org/47LyluB
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
What’s good for Texas is not good for California, say Republican hypocrites.
Republicans Swiftly File Lawsuit in Bid to Block California’s New House Maps
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Fava beans and Chianti not included.
November 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
LOL. When I read this, I spit out my candy corn.
November 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Untrustworthy brain trust
Both claim to have no idea what is going on, which in itself is concerning for Speaker of the House and President, but the reality is quite different. The Speaker is a degenerate liar. In contrast the President is a unique mix of degenerate liar, uninformed, and suffering from dementia.
November 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Correction: Only Right-Wing Billionaires with persecution complexes can afford to leave NY on short notice.
Also this would certainly help to ameliorate the current housing crisis in the city

(PS: No one's moving)
You laugh, but this is how the exododus went extinct
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Notice how it’s somehow the government’s job to legislate a few Bible verses on human sexuality over our entire country, but it’s suddenly “not the government’s job” when it comes to the +2,500 Bible verses calling for a generous use of wealth that prioritizes the poor.
October 28, 2025 at 12:03 PM
The dimwitted white man thinks he’s cleverly hiding his racism by attacking the IQ of his intellectual superior who happens to be black.
Trump: "They have Jasmine Crockett -- a low IQ person. AOC is low IQ. Have her pass the exams I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. They're cognitive tests. Let AOC go against Trump. Let Jasmine go against Trump. The first couple questions are easy -- a tiger, an elephant, a giraffe ... "
October 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The house that bribes built.
October 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Just for the Sake of an Alliterative Headline, the Times Sane Washes Trump’s White House Destruction
“…taking a different approach.”?????

You guys.

Come the F on

Do better
October 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I can’t understand how Trump managed to stiff hundreds of Atlantic City contractors without getting his legs broken, or worse. If only.
If you’re one of the companies or vendors who is either tearing down the East Wing and/or building the new ballroom, here’s a pro tip: *Get paid up front or at least in periodic installments.*

The dude in the WH has, shall we say, a history of stiffing contractors.
October 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Why does a tacky ballroom even need to be built next to the White House, spoiling its historical integrity? Grifting elites seeking government handouts can all take their limos to any location in DC.
Maybe this is obvious to everyone but…why does the White House need a ballroom? It has enough space for state dinners, no? Is this for dances? Weddings? Storing classified documents?

Just confused so the reason would be helpful thx
October 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I cannot tell a lie, I chopped down the East Wing.
October 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
‘Man Hands’ Halligan is the latest poster child for the Dunning Kruger Effect.
New in PN: Lindsey Halligan's humiliation continues apace

"After discovering — too late! — that you have to tell reporters beforehand if you want conversations to be off the record, Halligan now finds herself attempting to prosecute 2 high profile cases on the 'rocket docket.' It’s not going well."
Lindsey Halligan's humiliation continues apace
She's bad at media, and even worse at law.
www.publicnotice.co
October 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM