I've said before that my absolute favorite person in the entire world is past me. I literally can't count the times I have freaked out realizing I forgot to do something important only to realize past me has come in absolutely clutch and taken care of it so long ago I forgot. Dude is an stud. 1/
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I've said before that my absolute favorite person in the entire world is past me. I literally can't count the times I have freaked out realizing I forgot to do something important only to realize past me has come in absolutely clutch and taken care of it so long ago I forgot. Dude is an stud. 1/
Fuck, just saw a dude say "if corporate dems found a genie they'd negotiate down to one wish then wish for something they think the Republicans would like"
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Fuck, just saw a dude say "if corporate dems found a genie they'd negotiate down to one wish then wish for something they think the Republicans would like"
So the way my facial hair grows makes my mustache SUPER dense in the middle, and if I so chose could rock a really dank Charlie Chaplin, but I can't, because some fucking loser couldn't get into art school and made it everyone else's problem. Reason one million and one to punch a nazi today.
November 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
So the way my facial hair grows makes my mustache SUPER dense in the middle, and if I so chose could rock a really dank Charlie Chaplin, but I can't, because some fucking loser couldn't get into art school and made it everyone else's problem. Reason one million and one to punch a nazi today.
It's not even like having a cat, its like having a bat whose wings fell off
October 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It's not even like having a cat, its like having a bat whose wings fell off
No thoughts, just vibes
October 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
No thoughts, just vibes
Define your music taste in eight artists:
CURRENTLY those 8 would be
*Tool
*Sublime
*Tech N9ne
*Soundgarden
*Stone Temple Pilots
*Johnny Cash
*Watsky
*Eminem
CURRENTLY those 8 would be
*Tool
*Sublime
*Tech N9ne
*Soundgarden
*Stone Temple Pilots
*Johnny Cash
*Watsky
*Eminem
Define your music taste in eight artists:
CURRENTLY those 8 would be
*Adam Ant
*The Mission
*New Model Army
*Of Monsters and Men
*Tom Petty
*VNV Nation
*The Pretty Reckless
*Rosetta Stone
CURRENTLY those 8 would be
*Adam Ant
*The Mission
*New Model Army
*Of Monsters and Men
*Tom Petty
*VNV Nation
*The Pretty Reckless
*Rosetta Stone
Define your music taste in eight artists:
CURRENTLY those 8 would be
*The Cure
*This Will Destroy You
*David Bazan/Pedro the Lion
*Russian Circles
*Mogwai
*Belle and Sebastian
*Cursive
*Jets to Brazil
CURRENTLY those 8 would be
*The Cure
*This Will Destroy You
*David Bazan/Pedro the Lion
*Russian Circles
*Mogwai
*Belle and Sebastian
*Cursive
*Jets to Brazil
October 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Define your music taste in eight artists:
CURRENTLY those 8 would be
*Tool
*Sublime
*Tech N9ne
*Soundgarden
*Stone Temple Pilots
*Johnny Cash
*Watsky
*Eminem
CURRENTLY those 8 would be
*Tool
*Sublime
*Tech N9ne
*Soundgarden
*Stone Temple Pilots
*Johnny Cash
*Watsky
*Eminem
You think Taco Bell has some kind of super computer to figure out new items to make from the same seven ingredients the same way we look for new prime numbers?
October 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
You think Taco Bell has some kind of super computer to figure out new items to make from the same seven ingredients the same way we look for new prime numbers?
Jesus Christ, would it just happen already?!?!?
October 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Jesus Christ, would it just happen already?!?!?
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Such a great night on the mats last night!!!
October 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Such a great night on the mats last night!!!
"Hello motherfucker, hey, hi, how ya durrn'?"
October 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"Hello motherfucker, hey, hi, how ya durrn'?"
Last night was pretty dope.
September 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Last night was pretty dope.
Ok, hear me out. Its another scorching hot day in the Australian outback. A massive crocodile sits on a sand bar in the middle of the river, covered in dry mud and scars. He's the king here, and no one in their right mind, man or beast would dare challenge him. When suddenly the sun baked serenity 1
September 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Ok, hear me out. Its another scorching hot day in the Australian outback. A massive crocodile sits on a sand bar in the middle of the river, covered in dry mud and scars. He's the king here, and no one in their right mind, man or beast would dare challenge him. When suddenly the sun baked serenity 1
Its bedtime, my love.
Let me read you a story to help you sleep.
This is book is my favorite.
Do you see how easy it opens for me?
Spread wide and laid bare.
Each chapter written with slick fingers,
Punctuated by soft moans and quiet whimpers
1/
Let me read you a story to help you sleep.
This is book is my favorite.
Do you see how easy it opens for me?
Spread wide and laid bare.
Each chapter written with slick fingers,
Punctuated by soft moans and quiet whimpers
1/
September 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Its bedtime, my love.
Let me read you a story to help you sleep.
This is book is my favorite.
Do you see how easy it opens for me?
Spread wide and laid bare.
Each chapter written with slick fingers,
Punctuated by soft moans and quiet whimpers
1/
Let me read you a story to help you sleep.
This is book is my favorite.
Do you see how easy it opens for me?
Spread wide and laid bare.
Each chapter written with slick fingers,
Punctuated by soft moans and quiet whimpers
1/
Watched "The Labrynth" for the first time last night (I know, I know) and here are my thoughts.
1. Sarah is obviously on the spectrum. Time blindness, emotional dysregulation, and a set of wood cubbies to hold her large collection of teddy bears. No neuro-typical teenager has that many stuffies. 1/
1. Sarah is obviously on the spectrum. Time blindness, emotional dysregulation, and a set of wood cubbies to hold her large collection of teddy bears. No neuro-typical teenager has that many stuffies. 1/
September 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Watched "The Labrynth" for the first time last night (I know, I know) and here are my thoughts.
1. Sarah is obviously on the spectrum. Time blindness, emotional dysregulation, and a set of wood cubbies to hold her large collection of teddy bears. No neuro-typical teenager has that many stuffies. 1/
1. Sarah is obviously on the spectrum. Time blindness, emotional dysregulation, and a set of wood cubbies to hold her large collection of teddy bears. No neuro-typical teenager has that many stuffies. 1/