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Halfsies
@halfmt.bsky.social
Semi-professional bastard
I thought AI image generation was kind of a neat idea when it first started coming out. Ive never been artsy, so when the opportunity came to be able to pop out shitty ideas out into a form that visually pleased the 12 year old that lives inside my brain it seemed fun. Now there's literally 1/
December 31, 2025 at 3:35 AM
December 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Before I write this i want to acknowledge it's very much coming from a place of privilege. I make a wage better than most. In fact I make a wage that was literally unfathomable for little me growing up on the bad side of Stockton, California in the late 80s and early 90s. I've know true poverty 1/
December 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
December 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Literally the only thing required to make a better society is removing the profit motive to keep it a shitty one
December 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Merry Christmas to all my friends out there who celebrate.
December 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
December 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Dude i see so many Trans creators on social media now and legitimately its some of the bravest shit ive ever seen. This HAS to feel similar to being a Jew in 30s Germany, or black in the South immediately after the Civil War. And still theyre not there not only living their lives, 1/
December 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
December 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
How come nobody told us how fucking stupid fascism would be. Like where's the Dr. Doom or Lex Luthor. OK sure, theyre evil, but at least theyre smarter than me. Citizens shouldn't get their rights taken away by people you can distract by jingling your keys at!!!
December 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
December 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
One positive about AI is that one day I'll be able to remake every movie with a great British villain and replace their audio with a violently cajun accent. Hon Hon Hon Hon
December 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Life isn't always bad. Sometimes you get to wake up and see this first thing in the morning
December 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
December 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Dude, I wish I was stupid so fucking bad. Like its got to be great to just not be crushed by understanding how the world works. Imagine waking up every morning and just being like "this rules!". I feel like we either need to bring back guillotines or fucking lobotomies.
December 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Dude god bless the OF and cam models. The vast majority of history a woman's only value as far as society was concerned was sex. Now they can use that to completely short circuit capitalism and make a bunch of dude-bros cry to boot.

"They're selling their bodies", man, GTFOOH with that. 1/
December 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Dude, think about what a gift AI would be if we weren't under a system whose whole goal was collecting as much fucking money as possible for a small handful of people
December 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
December 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I work with fucking animals
December 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
More people that prank people for social media need to be seriously injured.
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
We could deal with all the billionaires in less time than it takes to get to 5:00 on Friday. Just sayin
December 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This is mandatory listening:

open.spotify.com/track/2JQz5A...
The Goat Prince
open.spotify.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Easy like Saturday morning
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM