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Halfsies
@halfmt.bsky.social
Semi-professional bastard
Dude, its wild that one of the biggest human/child traffickers ever, thought and shared that the current president of the United States was the worst person he'd ever met
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I've said before that my absolute favorite person in the entire world is past me. I literally can't count the times I have freaked out realizing I forgot to do something important only to realize past me has come in absolutely clutch and taken care of it so long ago I forgot. Dude is an stud. 1/
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Fuck, just saw a dude say "if corporate dems found a genie they'd negotiate down to one wish then wish for something they think the Republicans would like"
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
November 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
November 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
So the way my facial hair grows makes my mustache SUPER dense in the middle, and if I so chose could rock a really dank Charlie Chaplin, but I can't, because some fucking loser couldn't get into art school and made it everyone else's problem. Reason one million and one to punch a nazi today.
November 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
November 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
October 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
October 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It's not even like having a cat, its like having a bat whose wings fell off
October 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
No thoughts, just vibes
October 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
October 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Define your music taste in eight artists:

CURRENTLY those 8 would be

*Tool
*Sublime
*Tech N9ne
*Soundgarden
*Stone Temple Pilots
*Johnny Cash
*Watsky
*Eminem
Define your music taste in eight artists:

CURRENTLY those 8 would be

*Adam Ant
*The Mission
*New Model Army
*Of Monsters and Men
*Tom Petty
*VNV Nation
*The Pretty Reckless
*Rosetta Stone
Define your music taste in eight artists:

CURRENTLY those 8 would be

*The Cure
*This Will Destroy You
*David Bazan/Pedro the Lion
*Russian Circles
*Mogwai
*Belle and Sebastian
*Cursive
*Jets to Brazil
October 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Fucking chonk
October 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
You think Taco Bell has some kind of super computer to figure out new items to make from the same seven ingredients the same way we look for new prime numbers?
October 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
October 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Jesus Christ, would it just happen already?!?!?
October 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
October 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Reposted by Halfsies
Me too!
October 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Such a great night on the mats last night!!!
October 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"Hello motherfucker, hey, hi, how ya durrn'?"
October 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Last night was pretty dope.
September 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM