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Halfsies
@halfmt.bsky.social
Semi-professional bastard
With one giant exception: he cannot remember its way better to stack the dishes in the sink. And every single time I go to summit Mount Dishmore I try and remind him to for next time, but he's already off in the other room, doom scrolling and hitting the vape. FUCKING LISTEN, BRO! 2/2
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Lol packing on those hibernation pounds
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
November 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
😁😁😁
November 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
🤣🤣🤣
November 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Please write a cookbook
November 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Dude, thanks so much, I truly appreciate it! I need to post there more often lol hope you're doing well, my friend!
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Every day of my life lol
October 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Neither do I 🤣🤣🤣
October 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Or good news!!
October 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM