S.J. Newman
@americanperpwalk.bsky.social
Watch the usual suspects walk the Red Carpet of Shame called AMERICAN PERP WALK
Dim Don UnPresidential. The man who would be King except for his raging incompetence and a thing called the U.S. Constitution.
December 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Dim Don UnPresidential. The man who would be King except for his raging incompetence and a thing called the U.S. Constitution.
BREAKING: Hopped-Up Hobo Interrupts Karaoke Night
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
BREAKING: Hopped-Up Hobo Interrupts Karaoke Night
The best is nyet to come!!!
December 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The best is nyet to come!!!
They say he can even survive the vacuum of deep space. Let’s find out.
December 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
They say he can even survive the vacuum of deep space. Let’s find out.
It’s call disinhibition. Plus, Trump doesn’t require sleep, so he sundowns at random times each day. He can survive freezing, as well as the vacuum of outer space.
December 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It’s call disinhibition. Plus, Trump doesn’t require sleep, so he sundowns at random times each day. He can survive freezing, as well as the vacuum of outer space.
We are no longer the Federation. We are the Klingons.
December 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
We are no longer the Federation. We are the Klingons.
I’m old enough to remember when countries were forced to worship strongmen like Castro and Franco for just fogging a mirror.
December 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’m old enough to remember when countries were forced to worship strongmen like Castro and Franco for just fogging a mirror.
I just threw out my orange baked ham.
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I just threw out my orange baked ham.
TRUMP: Last night, was it good for you?
PUTIN: Shut up and pour my coffee.
PUTIN: Shut up and pour my coffee.
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
TRUMP: Last night, was it good for you?
PUTIN: Shut up and pour my coffee.
PUTIN: Shut up and pour my coffee.
Ivanka’s Turkey Soup Recipe
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Ivanka’s Turkey Soup Recipe
He’s Mad, but not the funny kind. He’s the kind of Mad that gets innocent people killed. Mad Mad, if you will.
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
He’s Mad, but not the funny kind. He’s the kind of Mad that gets innocent people killed. Mad Mad, if you will.
Happy Thanksgiving weekend to all, except to the fuckers working overtime to redact Trump from the Epstein files.
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Happy Thanksgiving weekend to all, except to the fuckers working overtime to redact Trump from the Epstein files.
To show the public this is a coverup, Democrats must release clean versions of emails from the Epstein estate and compare them to the DOJ’s copies that redact Trump’s name.
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
To show the public this is a coverup, Democrats must release clean versions of emails from the Epstein estate and compare them to the DOJ’s copies that redact Trump’s name.
Casino Royale (1967) outperforms Mad Mad World in the morbidly unfunny over-the-top star-studded comedy miscarriage category.
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Casino Royale (1967) outperforms Mad Mad World in the morbidly unfunny over-the-top star-studded comedy miscarriage category.
The first MST3K I ever saw was “The Rebel Set” with Edward Platt. I was hooked on the show ever since.
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The first MST3K I ever saw was “The Rebel Set” with Edward Platt. I was hooked on the show ever since.
The lame leading the lame.
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The lame leading the lame.
If government officials have to constantly lie to prop up their administration, then obviously, that administration is illegitimate.
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If government officials have to constantly lie to prop up their administration, then obviously, that administration is illegitimate.
Some things are unforgivable. MTG is one of them.
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Some things are unforgivable. MTG is one of them.
Conversely, a Christian cross hanging from the neck of Trump sycophant is quickly becoming a new hate symbol.
November 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Conversely, a Christian cross hanging from the neck of Trump sycophant is quickly becoming a new hate symbol.
Democratized Decadence + Willful Ignorance x FOX News = MAGA Morons
November 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Democratized Decadence + Willful Ignorance x FOX News = MAGA Morons
Bingo! Here’s a poster I designed long ago. Read on the bottom, Rex’s quote.
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Bingo! Here’s a poster I designed long ago. Read on the bottom, Rex’s quote.
Every tyrant has obsessions—Trump’s are tariffs and ketchup.
November 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Every tyrant has obsessions—Trump’s are tariffs and ketchup.
Sorry, I want leaders who don’t fall for stupid conspiracy theories in the first place.
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Sorry, I want leaders who don’t fall for stupid conspiracy theories in the first place.
Here’s Graham’s desktop: Apple’s new OS for the hard of thinking.
October 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Here’s Graham’s desktop: Apple’s new OS for the hard of thinking.
The dimwitted white man thinks he’s cleverly hiding his racism by attacking the IQ of his intellectual superior who happens to be black.
October 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The dimwitted white man thinks he’s cleverly hiding his racism by attacking the IQ of his intellectual superior who happens to be black.