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Whitney ๐Ÿ
@f1whitney.coys.social
Weird girl in court with even weirder machine. โš–๏ธ Anemic & Sleepy. #COYS ๐Ÿค #ForzaFerrari ๐Ÿ”ด

All my opinions are correct and peer-reviewed.

Bantz Merchant. ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿป

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โ˜€๏ธ Sunny New PFPโ„ข๏ธ just dropped. I look happy + warm. Send skeet. โ˜€๏ธ
hell yeah we do
February 19, 2026 at 2:16 PM
on my way to court you guys want anything โ˜€๏ธ
February 19, 2026 at 2:13 PM
That is a long-winded way of saying you want my priv. ๐Ÿ˜‚ (J/K ofc)
February 19, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Didnโ€™t need to see this FB memory when I was already wrecked emotionally.

Another day of waking up with swollen eyelids.

Iโ€™m told to take care of myself. That means something new now I donโ€™t know how to navigate yet.

Please donโ€™t DM. Just let me cry & wake up & go to work sad again.

Sunrise. ๐ŸŒ…
February 19, 2026 at 8:48 AM
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February 19, 2026 at 6:58 AM
was literally just making a post about how frustrated I am I cannot sleep ๐Ÿ˜ญ
February 19, 2026 at 6:58 AM
My drafts get more and more โ€œdelete my browser history when I dieโ€ by the day
February 19, 2026 at 6:57 AM
I am okay. It helps me to be irreverent online. ๐Ÿฉท
February 19, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Look at you being wholesome under another socially deviant shitpost of mine lmao.
February 19, 2026 at 6:34 AM
(give us circles here ffs ๐Ÿ˜ญ)
February 19, 2026 at 6:29 AM
If Spurs lose this weekend just DM me and Iโ€™ll send you my priv on X to make everything worse.

I can capitalize on pain.
February 19, 2026 at 6:28 AM
thank you sooo much! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜˜
February 18, 2026 at 10:00 PM
damn sometimes itโ€™s okay to lie Chrissie ๐Ÿ˜‚
February 18, 2026 at 9:57 PM
wait itโ€™s kinda cute tho right RIGHT ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
February 18, 2026 at 9:55 PM
yeah thatโ€™s what I just said you bitch talk shit one more time I DARE YOU
February 18, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Bought four (4) earrings while buzzed shopping recently that give the illusion of multiple ear piercings.

After trying this one on in particular, I feel like Iโ€™m wearing a bedazzled ear piece versus adorbz costume jewelry.

I need to stop buying things past 11 p.m. on the internet chat ๐Ÿ˜…
February 18, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I canโ€™t think of a more reasonable request tbh ๐Ÿซก
February 18, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I have a spare umbrella across the Atlantic if youโ€™re interested (it is purple!)
February 18, 2026 at 8:18 PM
SULAYEM FFS I EVEN ATTEMPTED TO PROOFREAD THIS
February 18, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Sources* are telling me Ben Salayem got hard reading this.

*vibes
Took a nap and had a dream the powers that be allowed doping and wearable tech in sports. The argument was "F1 is big, and that's about technology and skill competing."
February 18, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Vexing is good! Also a big fan of โ€œconfounding.โ€ Anything that describes anger and frustration is appropriate in an adultโ€™s lexicon.
February 18, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I am a merch enjoyer simply because when I do things in public (pretty much only trivia lmao) itโ€™s a good convo starter + has introduced me to cool people/friends.

No better icebreaker than hating the same driver or team *OR* being mortal enemies from jump based on allegiances. ๐Ÿ˜‚
February 18, 2026 at 6:38 PM
The TH collar on the F1 merch tho is soooo gritty and weird. I hated it. Ferrari merch is much softer, haha.
February 18, 2026 at 6:28 PM
And uncomfortable!
February 18, 2026 at 6:24 PM
shenanigans is annoying now that I think of it & Iโ€™m mad Iโ€™ve ever used it as an adult
February 18, 2026 at 6:23 PM