Whitney 🏁
@f1whitney.coys.social
Weird girl in court with even weirder machine. ⚖️ Anemic & Sleepy. #COYS 🤍 #ForzaFerrari 🔴
All my opinions are correct and peer-reviewed.
Bantz Merchant. 🤟🏻
🩷💜💙
All my opinions are correct and peer-reviewed.
Bantz Merchant. 🤟🏻
🩷💜💙
Pinned
☀️ Sunny New PFP™️ just dropped. I look happy + warm. Send skeet. ☀️
I find Austin Abrams’ character so unbelievably sexy in Weapons it concerns me.
February 17, 2026 at 7:30 AM
I find Austin Abrams’ character so unbelievably sexy in Weapons it concerns me.
Watching Empire Falls and really, really enjoying it.
The cinematography is breathtaking and the imagery looks/feels like it has texture.
Like if you scratch the film, it will make a really satisfying gritty sound.
Highly recommend!
The cinematography is breathtaking and the imagery looks/feels like it has texture.
Like if you scratch the film, it will make a really satisfying gritty sound.
Highly recommend!
February 17, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Watching Empire Falls and really, really enjoying it.
The cinematography is breathtaking and the imagery looks/feels like it has texture.
Like if you scratch the film, it will make a really satisfying gritty sound.
Highly recommend!
The cinematography is breathtaking and the imagery looks/feels like it has texture.
Like if you scratch the film, it will make a really satisfying gritty sound.
Highly recommend!
Asked my friend if she wanted to go see The Diary of Anne Frank this Friday at our local theater.
“Do you think that sounds like a fun thing to do on a Friday night,” she asks.
I suggested we can get drinks at the pub down the street before we go lmao.
Anyway, she has a point. 😭
“Do you think that sounds like a fun thing to do on a Friday night,” she asks.
I suggested we can get drinks at the pub down the street before we go lmao.
Anyway, she has a point. 😭
February 17, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Asked my friend if she wanted to go see The Diary of Anne Frank this Friday at our local theater.
“Do you think that sounds like a fun thing to do on a Friday night,” she asks.
I suggested we can get drinks at the pub down the street before we go lmao.
Anyway, she has a point. 😭
“Do you think that sounds like a fun thing to do on a Friday night,” she asks.
I suggested we can get drinks at the pub down the street before we go lmao.
Anyway, she has a point. 😭
Going to Ash Wednesday service with my mom this Wednesday as she asked me to & needs extra comfort + support right now.
I haven’t stepped inside our Catholic Church in over a decade & am afraid I may burst into flames.
😅🔥
I haven’t stepped inside our Catholic Church in over a decade & am afraid I may burst into flames.
😅🔥
February 17, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Going to Ash Wednesday service with my mom this Wednesday as she asked me to & needs extra comfort + support right now.
I haven’t stepped inside our Catholic Church in over a decade & am afraid I may burst into flames.
😅🔥
I haven’t stepped inside our Catholic Church in over a decade & am afraid I may burst into flames.
😅🔥
A much needed Lazy Sunday™️ over here: made strawberry banana French toast for breakfast, watched movies, made nachos for dinner, and snuggled with the bois. 🐈🐈⬛
And it’s been raining hard all day long. 🌧️
My soul needed this! 🩵
And it’s been raining hard all day long. 🌧️
My soul needed this! 🩵
February 16, 2026 at 1:04 AM
A much needed Lazy Sunday™️ over here: made strawberry banana French toast for breakfast, watched movies, made nachos for dinner, and snuggled with the bois. 🐈🐈⬛
And it’s been raining hard all day long. 🌧️
My soul needed this! 🩵
And it’s been raining hard all day long. 🌧️
My soul needed this! 🩵
❔How did you end up as a Spurs supporter?
Really hot/smart/sexy/funny “lad” from Southern England repped them & taught me their lore + the rules of footy
Now it’s taken a life of its own & I wouldn’t trade this community for anything 🤍🫶🏻
Really hot/smart/sexy/funny “lad” from Southern England repped them & taught me their lore + the rules of footy
Now it’s taken a life of its own & I wouldn’t trade this community for anything 🤍🫶🏻
❔How did you end up as a Spurs supporter?
For me, it was in 2001 when my hero, Kasey Keller, joined the club. He didn’t play much that year but I quickly grew to love Ledley King and Simon Davies.
What’s your story?
#COYS
For me, it was in 2001 when my hero, Kasey Keller, joined the club. He didn’t play much that year but I quickly grew to love Ledley King and Simon Davies.
What’s your story?
#COYS
February 15, 2026 at 4:11 PM
❔How did you end up as a Spurs supporter?
Really hot/smart/sexy/funny “lad” from Southern England repped them & taught me their lore + the rules of footy
Now it’s taken a life of its own & I wouldn’t trade this community for anything 🤍🫶🏻
Really hot/smart/sexy/funny “lad” from Southern England repped them & taught me their lore + the rules of footy
Now it’s taken a life of its own & I wouldn’t trade this community for anything 🤍🫶🏻
Have to tweak the setup a bit more.
🎹
BUT!
🎹
I at least accomplished the goal of getting the Christmas tree down + the piano stand + bench built this weekend.
🎹
BUT!
🎹
I at least accomplished the goal of getting the Christmas tree down + the piano stand + bench built this weekend.
February 15, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Have to tweak the setup a bit more.
🎹
BUT!
🎹
I at least accomplished the goal of getting the Christmas tree down + the piano stand + bench built this weekend.
🎹
BUT!
🎹
I at least accomplished the goal of getting the Christmas tree down + the piano stand + bench built this weekend.
Reposted by Whitney 🏁
Roses are red
Violets are purple
In the state of California
It’s illegal to own a gerbil
Violets are purple
In the state of California
It’s illegal to own a gerbil
February 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Roses are red
Violets are purple
In the state of California
It’s illegal to own a gerbil
Violets are purple
In the state of California
It’s illegal to own a gerbil
I saw this image while scrolling Reddit like 13 years ago + it’s become tradition to share it every Valentine’s Day.
You’re welcome.
*bows*
🙇🏼♀️
💕 HVD 💕
You’re welcome.
*bows*
🙇🏼♀️
💕 HVD 💕
February 14, 2026 at 8:48 AM
I saw this image while scrolling Reddit like 13 years ago + it’s become tradition to share it every Valentine’s Day.
You’re welcome.
*bows*
🙇🏼♀️
💕 HVD 💕
You’re welcome.
*bows*
🙇🏼♀️
💕 HVD 💕
To: MY M🩷🩷TS
From: 🩷HITNEY
HVD 💕
From: 🩷HITNEY
HVD 💕
February 14, 2026 at 8:04 AM
To: MY M🩷🩷TS
From: 🩷HITNEY
HVD 💕
From: 🩷HITNEY
HVD 💕
another hilarious thing from today:
Some Fucking Guy with ICE Agent Vibes™️ is being arraigned + fighting w/ the judge over the counts.
Gets pissy w/ the appointed PD + slams the door + makes a scene exiting.
Then we just hear him yell from the hallway, “WHY ARE YOU ARRESTING ME!?”
Get fucked. 😂
Some Fucking Guy with ICE Agent Vibes™️ is being arraigned + fighting w/ the judge over the counts.
Gets pissy w/ the appointed PD + slams the door + makes a scene exiting.
Then we just hear him yell from the hallway, “WHY ARE YOU ARRESTING ME!?”
Get fucked. 😂
February 14, 2026 at 3:16 AM
another hilarious thing from today:
Some Fucking Guy with ICE Agent Vibes™️ is being arraigned + fighting w/ the judge over the counts.
Gets pissy w/ the appointed PD + slams the door + makes a scene exiting.
Then we just hear him yell from the hallway, “WHY ARE YOU ARRESTING ME!?”
Get fucked. 😂
Some Fucking Guy with ICE Agent Vibes™️ is being arraigned + fighting w/ the judge over the counts.
Gets pissy w/ the appointed PD + slams the door + makes a scene exiting.
Then we just hear him yell from the hallway, “WHY ARE YOU ARRESTING ME!?”
Get fucked. 😂
judge sent me + his judicial assistant on a 1-min recess today as we couldn’t stop wheeze laughing after a Courtroom Shenanigan™️
I innocently look up and see she’s staring at me with full tears in her eyes which made me absolutely lose it lmaooooo
TL;DR: We broke character & put in timeout. 😭
I innocently look up and see she’s staring at me with full tears in her eyes which made me absolutely lose it lmaooooo
TL;DR: We broke character & put in timeout. 😭
February 14, 2026 at 2:38 AM
judge sent me + his judicial assistant on a 1-min recess today as we couldn’t stop wheeze laughing after a Courtroom Shenanigan™️
I innocently look up and see she’s staring at me with full tears in her eyes which made me absolutely lose it lmaooooo
TL;DR: We broke character & put in timeout. 😭
I innocently look up and see she’s staring at me with full tears in her eyes which made me absolutely lose it lmaooooo
TL;DR: We broke character & put in timeout. 😭
☀️ Sunny New PFP™️ just dropped. I look happy + warm. Send skeet. ☀️
February 14, 2026 at 1:13 AM
☀️ Sunny New PFP™️ just dropped. I look happy + warm. Send skeet. ☀️
Idk how or why it happened, but I’ve somehow started referring to my brother as “Cargos” in our jail correspondence (full name: Cargo Shorts 🩳) and it’s so fucking stupid + makes us laugh so hard 😭
February 14, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Idk how or why it happened, but I’ve somehow started referring to my brother as “Cargos” in our jail correspondence (full name: Cargo Shorts 🩳) and it’s so fucking stupid + makes us laugh so hard 😭
Working in criminal court has taught me the worst time to consent to a blood test is approximately an hour and a half since your last drink hope this helps you are not sobering up babe you’re absorbed like bread get a lawyer
February 13, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Working in criminal court has taught me the worst time to consent to a blood test is approximately an hour and a half since your last drink hope this helps you are not sobering up babe you’re absorbed like bread get a lawyer
streets are saying new F1 cars and regs suck how could the last four years have prepared us for this
February 13, 2026 at 8:22 AM
streets are saying new F1 cars and regs suck how could the last four years have prepared us for this
someone steal the Declaration of Independence so I don’t have to work in court tomorrow (today) pls
gn btw 💤 🌙
gn btw 💤 🌙
February 13, 2026 at 8:08 AM
someone steal the Declaration of Independence so I don’t have to work in court tomorrow (today) pls
gn btw 💤 🌙
gn btw 💤 🌙
I’m so chill with most of COYSky I find it interesting when I can’t read “blocked posts” because I know I ain’t did that shit.
I am not thinking about you like that.
Just wanna know the final shit I talked that you couldn’t handle.
It’s giving little bitch.
P.S. Baby, come back. I can explain.
I am not thinking about you like that.
Just wanna know the final shit I talked that you couldn’t handle.
It’s giving little bitch.
P.S. Baby, come back. I can explain.
February 13, 2026 at 7:56 AM
I’m so chill with most of COYSky I find it interesting when I can’t read “blocked posts” because I know I ain’t did that shit.
I am not thinking about you like that.
Just wanna know the final shit I talked that you couldn’t handle.
It’s giving little bitch.
P.S. Baby, come back. I can explain.
I am not thinking about you like that.
Just wanna know the final shit I talked that you couldn’t handle.
It’s giving little bitch.
P.S. Baby, come back. I can explain.
O.J. Simpson can write a whole book on how he would’ve done it if he did it, but I make one little comment on a hypothetical ransom (new Celebrity Big Brother season) and suddenly I’m a “terrible person” while he’s a “best seller”
TL;DR: just a woman in a male-dominated field; stay woke
TL;DR: just a woman in a male-dominated field; stay woke
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 AM
O.J. Simpson can write a whole book on how he would’ve done it if he did it, but I make one little comment on a hypothetical ransom (new Celebrity Big Brother season) and suddenly I’m a “terrible person” while he’s a “best seller”
TL;DR: just a woman in a male-dominated field; stay woke
TL;DR: just a woman in a male-dominated field; stay woke
oh ok
OK let me rephrase that, you're a horrible person for making that statement about a kidnapped woman.
February 13, 2026 at 7:03 AM
oh ok
I didn’t kidnap Nancy Guthrie but if I was going to my ransom would demand a new season of Big Brother Celebrity like give the people what they want in the dead of winter ffs
February 13, 2026 at 6:34 AM
I didn’t kidnap Nancy Guthrie but if I was going to my ransom would demand a new season of Big Brother Celebrity like give the people what they want in the dead of winter ffs
I just know I would be so good at Family Feud I am a woman of the people that is dying to dominate at Fast Money for the love of the game.
February 13, 2026 at 6:26 AM
I just know I would be so good at Family Feud I am a woman of the people that is dying to dominate at Fast Money for the love of the game.
@wf423.bsky.social is MIA because he knew I was making a comeback with “PENIS” and “VALOR.”
SQUARE UP BITCH.
SQUARE UP BITCH.
February 13, 2026 at 6:09 AM
@wf423.bsky.social is MIA because he knew I was making a comeback with “PENIS” and “VALOR.”
SQUARE UP BITCH.
SQUARE UP BITCH.
After the trial ended today & we were allowed to speak to each other, I had a few jurors ask me about steno & I showed them basics.
The gasp they let out when I typed in SOUP/SOUP and made it autotranslate to “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” made my soul shine.
My favorite party trick! 😂
The gasp they let out when I typed in SOUP/SOUP and made it autotranslate to “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” made my soul shine.
My favorite party trick! 😂
February 13, 2026 at 5:52 AM
After the trial ended today & we were allowed to speak to each other, I had a few jurors ask me about steno & I showed them basics.
The gasp they let out when I typed in SOUP/SOUP and made it autotranslate to “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” made my soul shine.
My favorite party trick! 😂
The gasp they let out when I typed in SOUP/SOUP and made it autotranslate to “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” made my soul shine.
My favorite party trick! 😂