Whitney ๐
@f1whitney.coys.social
Weird girl in court with even weirder machine. โ๏ธ Anemic & Sleepy. #COYS ๐ค #ForzaFerrari ๐ด
All my opinions are correct and peer-reviewed.
Bantz Merchant. ๐ค๐ป
๐ฉท๐๐
All my opinions are correct and peer-reviewed.
Bantz Merchant. ๐ค๐ป
๐ฉท๐๐
Pinned
โ๏ธ Sunny New PFPโข๏ธ just dropped. I look happy + warm. Send skeet. โ๏ธ
on my way to court you guys want anything โ๏ธ
February 19, 2026 at 2:13 PM
on my way to court you guys want anything โ๏ธ
That is a long-winded way of saying you want my priv. ๐ (J/K ofc)
February 19, 2026 at 9:08 AM
That is a long-winded way of saying you want my priv. ๐ (J/K ofc)
Didnโt need to see this FB memory when I was already wrecked emotionally.
Another day of waking up with swollen eyelids.
Iโm told to take care of myself. That means something new now I donโt know how to navigate yet.
Please donโt DM. Just let me cry & wake up & go to work sad again.
Sunrise. ๐
Another day of waking up with swollen eyelids.
Iโm told to take care of myself. That means something new now I donโt know how to navigate yet.
Please donโt DM. Just let me cry & wake up & go to work sad again.
Sunrise. ๐
February 19, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Didnโt need to see this FB memory when I was already wrecked emotionally.
Another day of waking up with swollen eyelids.
Iโm told to take care of myself. That means something new now I donโt know how to navigate yet.
Please donโt DM. Just let me cry & wake up & go to work sad again.
Sunrise. ๐
Another day of waking up with swollen eyelids.
Iโm told to take care of myself. That means something new now I donโt know how to navigate yet.
Please donโt DM. Just let me cry & wake up & go to work sad again.
Sunrise. ๐
was literally just making a post about how frustrated I am I cannot sleep ๐ญ
February 19, 2026 at 6:58 AM
was literally just making a post about how frustrated I am I cannot sleep ๐ญ
My drafts get more and more โdelete my browser history when I dieโ by the day
February 19, 2026 at 6:57 AM
My drafts get more and more โdelete my browser history when I dieโ by the day
I am okay. It helps me to be irreverent online. ๐ฉท
February 19, 2026 at 6:36 AM
I am okay. It helps me to be irreverent online. ๐ฉท
Look at you being wholesome under another socially deviant shitpost of mine lmao.
February 19, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Look at you being wholesome under another socially deviant shitpost of mine lmao.
(give us circles here ffs ๐ญ)
February 19, 2026 at 6:29 AM
(give us circles here ffs ๐ญ)
If Spurs lose this weekend just DM me and Iโll send you my priv on X to make everything worse.
I can capitalize on pain.
I can capitalize on pain.
February 19, 2026 at 6:28 AM
If Spurs lose this weekend just DM me and Iโll send you my priv on X to make everything worse.
I can capitalize on pain.
I can capitalize on pain.
thank you sooo much! ๐๐
February 18, 2026 at 10:00 PM
thank you sooo much! ๐๐
damn sometimes itโs okay to lie Chrissie ๐
February 18, 2026 at 9:57 PM
damn sometimes itโs okay to lie Chrissie ๐
wait itโs kinda cute tho right RIGHT ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
February 18, 2026 at 9:55 PM
wait itโs kinda cute tho right RIGHT ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
yeah thatโs what I just said you bitch talk shit one more time I DARE YOU
February 18, 2026 at 9:07 PM
yeah thatโs what I just said you bitch talk shit one more time I DARE YOU
Bought four (4) earrings while buzzed shopping recently that give the illusion of multiple ear piercings.
After trying this one on in particular, I feel like Iโm wearing a bedazzled ear piece versus adorbz costume jewelry.
I need to stop buying things past 11 p.m. on the internet chat ๐
After trying this one on in particular, I feel like Iโm wearing a bedazzled ear piece versus adorbz costume jewelry.
I need to stop buying things past 11 p.m. on the internet chat ๐
February 18, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Bought four (4) earrings while buzzed shopping recently that give the illusion of multiple ear piercings.
After trying this one on in particular, I feel like Iโm wearing a bedazzled ear piece versus adorbz costume jewelry.
I need to stop buying things past 11 p.m. on the internet chat ๐
After trying this one on in particular, I feel like Iโm wearing a bedazzled ear piece versus adorbz costume jewelry.
I need to stop buying things past 11 p.m. on the internet chat ๐
I canโt think of a more reasonable request tbh ๐ซก
February 18, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I canโt think of a more reasonable request tbh ๐ซก
I have a spare umbrella across the Atlantic if youโre interested (it is purple!)
February 18, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I have a spare umbrella across the Atlantic if youโre interested (it is purple!)
SULAYEM FFS I EVEN ATTEMPTED TO PROOFREAD THIS
February 18, 2026 at 8:16 PM
SULAYEM FFS I EVEN ATTEMPTED TO PROOFREAD THIS
Sources* are telling me Ben Salayem got hard reading this.
*vibes
*vibes
Took a nap and had a dream the powers that be allowed doping and wearable tech in sports. The argument was "F1 is big, and that's about technology and skill competing."
February 18, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Sources* are telling me Ben Salayem got hard reading this.
*vibes
*vibes
Vexing is good! Also a big fan of โconfounding.โ Anything that describes anger and frustration is appropriate in an adultโs lexicon.
February 18, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Vexing is good! Also a big fan of โconfounding.โ Anything that describes anger and frustration is appropriate in an adultโs lexicon.
I am a merch enjoyer simply because when I do things in public (pretty much only trivia lmao) itโs a good convo starter + has introduced me to cool people/friends.
No better icebreaker than hating the same driver or team *OR* being mortal enemies from jump based on allegiances. ๐
No better icebreaker than hating the same driver or team *OR* being mortal enemies from jump based on allegiances. ๐
February 18, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I am a merch enjoyer simply because when I do things in public (pretty much only trivia lmao) itโs a good convo starter + has introduced me to cool people/friends.
No better icebreaker than hating the same driver or team *OR* being mortal enemies from jump based on allegiances. ๐
No better icebreaker than hating the same driver or team *OR* being mortal enemies from jump based on allegiances. ๐
The TH collar on the F1 merch tho is soooo gritty and weird. I hated it. Ferrari merch is much softer, haha.
February 18, 2026 at 6:28 PM
The TH collar on the F1 merch tho is soooo gritty and weird. I hated it. Ferrari merch is much softer, haha.
And uncomfortable!
February 18, 2026 at 6:24 PM
And uncomfortable!
shenanigans is annoying now that I think of it & Iโm mad Iโve ever used it as an adult
February 18, 2026 at 6:23 PM
shenanigans is annoying now that I think of it & Iโm mad Iโve ever used it as an adult