Whitney 🏁🍂
@f1whitney.coys.social
Weird girl in court with even weirder machine. ⚖️ Anemic & Sleepy. #COYS 🤍 #ForzaFerrari 🔴
All my opinions are correct and peer-reviewed.
Bantz Merchant. 🤟🏻
All my opinions are correct and peer-reviewed.
Bantz Merchant. 🤟🏻
This popped into my phone as a “Thanksgiving Memory.” 😭
Last year I was on deadline for yet another dark trial and had to work part of the day.
SIMPLY LOVELY! 😅🦃
Last year I was on deadline for yet another dark trial and had to work part of the day.
SIMPLY LOVELY! 😅🦃
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This popped into my phone as a “Thanksgiving Memory.” 😭
Last year I was on deadline for yet another dark trial and had to work part of the day.
SIMPLY LOVELY! 😅🦃
Last year I was on deadline for yet another dark trial and had to work part of the day.
SIMPLY LOVELY! 😅🦃
Checking my FB memories and really did not need my long-term friend Garrett to co-sign how I *am* as big of a nerd as cartoon Pepper Ann, despite my suspicions lmao. 😅
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Checking my FB memories and really did not need my long-term friend Garrett to co-sign how I *am* as big of a nerd as cartoon Pepper Ann, despite my suspicions lmao. 😅
Post your warning label.
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Post your warning label.
Says some out-of-pocket shit two nights in a row and deletes before I can respond or block.
It’s quite frustrating!
Idk who this person is.
It’s quite frustrating!
Idk who this person is.
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Says some out-of-pocket shit two nights in a row and deletes before I can respond or block.
It’s quite frustrating!
Idk who this person is.
It’s quite frustrating!
Idk who this person is.
As long as you say something more interesting than “hi.” I will ignore that shit forever.
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
As long as you say something more interesting than “hi.” I will ignore that shit forever.
I don’t need Reddit sending me emails titled “WHY” when it’s getting into the existential hours like read the room I don’t know ffs
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I don’t need Reddit sending me emails titled “WHY” when it’s getting into the existential hours like read the room I don’t know ffs
how did I miss this rhino emoji during me & @vixerunt.bsky.social’s gossip session?
How dare she sneak in something so clever?
🤣🤣
How dare she sneak in something so clever?
🤣🤣
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
how did I miss this rhino emoji during me & @vixerunt.bsky.social’s gossip session?
How dare she sneak in something so clever?
🤣🤣
How dare she sneak in something so clever?
🤣🤣
Just ate a grape and I VOTED FOR ROBERT.
(Blame @vixerunt.bsky.social for making me think of spam votes this way. 😂)
(Blame @vixerunt.bsky.social for making me think of spam votes this way. 😂)
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Just ate a grape and I VOTED FOR ROBERT.
(Blame @vixerunt.bsky.social for making me think of spam votes this way. 😂)
(Blame @vixerunt.bsky.social for making me think of spam votes this way. 😂)
why am I such a sucker for it 😭
(attached selfie of me)
(attached selfie of me)
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
why am I such a sucker for it 😭
(attached selfie of me)
(attached selfie of me)
I used to be able to hold a conversation in Spanish, borderline fluent. Definitely grammatically perfect.
Stopped practicing it after college & lost almost all of it - huge regret! 😭
I think I’d love to know Russian because it sounds scary. I would use it for evil & intimidation. 😂
Stopped practicing it after college & lost almost all of it - huge regret! 😭
I think I’d love to know Russian because it sounds scary. I would use it for evil & intimidation. 😂
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I used to be able to hold a conversation in Spanish, borderline fluent. Definitely grammatically perfect.
Stopped practicing it after college & lost almost all of it - huge regret! 😭
I think I’d love to know Russian because it sounds scary. I would use it for evil & intimidation. 😂
Stopped practicing it after college & lost almost all of it - huge regret! 😭
I think I’d love to know Russian because it sounds scary. I would use it for evil & intimidation. 😂
Well, nice to meet you, too. 😅
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Well, nice to meet you, too. 😅
Hmm. This is hard because I used to have loads but have grown to see many as strengths, especially physical qualities.
My biggest insecurity right now is probably my realtime steno translation in court.
I need/want to get it cleaner. Just need to drill outside of work more.
My biggest insecurity right now is probably my realtime steno translation in court.
I need/want to get it cleaner. Just need to drill outside of work more.
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Hmm. This is hard because I used to have loads but have grown to see many as strengths, especially physical qualities.
My biggest insecurity right now is probably my realtime steno translation in court.
I need/want to get it cleaner. Just need to drill outside of work more.
My biggest insecurity right now is probably my realtime steno translation in court.
I need/want to get it cleaner. Just need to drill outside of work more.
Like Jesus on the third day - he’s back! 😆
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Like Jesus on the third day - he’s back! 😆
Look at you with such an astute observation. A+ 🥰
Whitney Houston is also a colleague!
Whitney Houston is also a colleague!
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Look at you with such an astute observation. A+ 🥰
Whitney Houston is also a colleague!
Whitney Houston is also a colleague!
$48,000 is money you could part with?! 😱 That’s a whole salary!!
GAWD DAMN.
I wanna know where my $20 went lmao.
I am working class, my love!
GAWD DAMN.
I wanna know where my $20 went lmao.
I am working class, my love!
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
$48,000 is money you could part with?! 😱 That’s a whole salary!!
GAWD DAMN.
I wanna know where my $20 went lmao.
I am working class, my love!
GAWD DAMN.
I wanna know where my $20 went lmao.
I am working class, my love!
Monza, hands down. I wanna get high off of Tifosi and inject that shit!
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Monza, hands down. I wanna get high off of Tifosi and inject that shit!
Aw, thank you. 🥺 You too! 🫶🏻
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Aw, thank you. 🥺 You too! 🫶🏻
I can’t be fucked with shaving sensitive areas anymore that hardly anyone ever sees.
I don’t hate myself *that* much!
I don’t hate myself *that* much!
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I can’t be fucked with shaving sensitive areas anymore that hardly anyone ever sees.
I don’t hate myself *that* much!
I don’t hate myself *that* much!
WHITE KNEE, baby, from here on out. 😎 Which is more accurate anyway since I’m pale asf!
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
WHITE KNEE, baby, from here on out. 😎 Which is more accurate anyway since I’m pale asf!
Def just in video games as far as I know lmao.
Mario Kart specifically shames you via some panicking nerd popping down from the sky wearing glasses, on a cloud.
He shames you until you turn around.
A reverse grid race is something we talk about controversially in F1 tho.
Mario Kart specifically shames you via some panicking nerd popping down from the sky wearing glasses, on a cloud.
He shames you until you turn around.
A reverse grid race is something we talk about controversially in F1 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Def just in video games as far as I know lmao.
Mario Kart specifically shames you via some panicking nerd popping down from the sky wearing glasses, on a cloud.
He shames you until you turn around.
A reverse grid race is something we talk about controversially in F1 tho.
Mario Kart specifically shames you via some panicking nerd popping down from the sky wearing glasses, on a cloud.
He shames you until you turn around.
A reverse grid race is something we talk about controversially in F1 tho.
Ole, Ole, Ole? Haha. 😅⚽️
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Ole, Ole, Ole? Haha. 😅⚽️
I do my part year round, but especially around the holidays. ❤️🦃🎄
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I do my part year round, but especially around the holidays. ❤️🦃🎄
I had to really focus and work on a transcript today so no time for thirst traps, but I hope your day got better without them, haha.
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I had to really focus and work on a transcript today so no time for thirst traps, but I hope your day got better without them, haha.
Not Co-Star telling me to post thirst traps today — ultimate wingman and hypeman lmao. 💫 🌙
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Not Co-Star telling me to post thirst traps today — ultimate wingman and hypeman lmao. 💫 🌙