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Nesbutts Roasting on an Open Fire 🔥
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Free Palestine 🍉
Trans Rights 🏳️‍⚧️

My name is Nesbitt, but Neb is fine.

Stay-At-Home Dad to a rapidly expanding toddler.

I do like me them COYS 🐓⚽️

(He/They/Just Don’t Call Me Late To Dinner)
What's your favorite 10ish minute song? Having a nice edible and getting swallowed up by a big comfy chair to this song is basically a religious experience.
The Barbarian
YouTube video by Joan As Police Woman - Topic
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December 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The Lord was there to spread the good word and melt faces.

The people were aghast at his doctrine.
December 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Trying to learn some new songs for the children’s music and movement time I do each week. Found this video and the music is so bad I thought it was a joke. Just very harsh on the ears.
Five Little Monkeys Jumping On The Bed | Children Nursery Rhyme | Flickbox Kids Songs
YouTube video by Little BoBo Nursery Rhymes - FlickBox Studios
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December 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
When Barcelona do that thing where they can't pay Flick's wages anymore because they want to sign Haaland so they do shit like say "He doesn't have a Barca face" and relentlessly bully him into canceling his contract....can we have him and Olmo?
Olmo’s goal came after a 28-pass sequence against Atlético Madrid
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Gotta pump these numbers up:

Rapacious rapscallions rabidly rumpus arhythmically whilst wondrously windbreaker wunderkinds wallow wartlessly undulating asthmatically apoplectically fondling milquetoast Moroccan mildewy molecules
December 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Oh shit, my road dawgs!
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
A very similar situation. Fucking shit game.
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
@britculpsapp.bsky.social Thought you’d appreciate this for whatever reason
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
🚨BREAKING🚨

Preliminary scans reveal Christian Romero to require surgery to remove that dog in him.
December 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
We don’t deserve him.
December 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Well at least my sick toddler is going to be awake until like 11.
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
That contract extension is aging like a fine wine.
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
God, Tel me about it
December 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I’m sorry but I have to turn this shit off. I’m getting a migraine. This isn’t even football. They’re playing like a national team that only sees each other a few times a year.
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Our movement is fucking nonexistent.

I’m pretty much the most laidback spurs fan during a match, but Frank has managed to make me so fucking angry week after week, it’s impressive.
December 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Frank’s coaching philosophy at Spurs.
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
“So many bodies in and around vicario”

Worst orgy I’ve ever seen
December 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Me briefing my coworker as I leave the restroom:
That travesty actually represents progress
December 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I’d be into doing something like this with Spurs. Maybe include long balls in the deal.
Order No. 227 - Wikipedia
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December 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Bergvall being like “I gotta back heel it!” surrounded by toon made me laugh
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Me as an angsty atheist growing up in conservative South Carolina.
I hate all these crosses. They do nothing.
December 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Spurs as soon as we stop with the numerical lineups
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
How embarrassing! In HBOMax's 4k "remaster" of The Wire, you can see the crew piping the pussy smell onto Bunk.
December 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hey let's have some decorum over our murders. You can't just go out there and tell everyone you're murdering civilians. When Obama would send shit loads of drone strikes that inflicted massive civilian casualties, he was classy about it ya know?
this is why liberals won't call for actual consequences. nothing trump is doing is something we didn't spend two decades doing throughout the middle east, central asia and africa during the war on terror. it's just that trump brags about it on social media too much
'Double strikes' allegedly used on Venezuelan boats accused of trafficking drugs were used extensively under Obama.
December 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I’m ready to BIRG with my Bluesky peeps and CORF Tottenham this afternoon.
December 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM