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Dog and chicken loving NIN fan. Certified Gregghead. I won Best Hog at the hog-shit snarfing contest. PNW Lifer, USA.

Former: Big Ed’s Gas Farm.
My wife (my wife) mentioned she’s still hoping to get a Grinch related tattoo at some point. I said “Jim Carrey Grinch and I’ll divorce you so fast.”

There is one true Grinch and his name is not Jim.
December 21, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Thanks Pokémon! This is for my butt, right?
December 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
It’s been a pretty wild past week here in western Washington. I just spent some time on top of our chicken coop that’s still under construction.

Wake up at 2 am and check the cameras to find one of the 30’ x 20’ tarps I’ve got covering the area has blown completely off to one side of the run.
December 15, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Sorry all. Didn’t really I was interrupting another active shooter situation. I’m sure things will clear up and be just fine very soon.
December 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
If only Tim could put out an album I was a tenth as interested in as ANY album or EP from Trent…

I’ll probably delete this soon. I shouldn’t use the internet to hurt people. Especially people I actually care about.

<3
December 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
A 12 amp hour DeWalt battery lasts 40 minutes on their cordless heat gun set on high. I even shut it off before it stopped cranking out hot air. Damn impressive.
December 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
New email: allen@ezswords.com
December 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Speaking of domain registration, I’m currently sitting on a pretty healthy arsenal of domain names.

My decision for a new handle came down to two of my favorites.

fadingfuckingreminder.com
ezswords.com

Do I proclaim my undying love for Nine Inch Nails or Tim Heidecker?

Thank you Tim.
December 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Updated my handle. I’m less and less interested in being 100% transparent into the my past 25+ years posting under the previous name. Considering the U.S. has quite literally turned into the enemy of people.

Thank goodness they’re no possible way I could be tracked down via domain registration.
December 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
If you haven’t watched any of Pluribus, I’d highly recommend it. I’ll post nothing about the show aside from mentioning the fact that there’s a John Cena bit that you’ll absolute love.

This comes from a guy that’s never seen 10 minutes of wrestling of any kind. He’s a wrestler, right? So good.
December 14, 2025 at 6:22 AM
One of the neat things about being a Type 1 Diabetic™ of 2025 is getting to see realtime glucose readings.

Straight ahead across the laptop menu bar, to my left in bright colors on the watch screen on my wrist, and to my right on my phone screen that’s also constantly displaying my current health.
December 14, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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The media is entirely responsible for Donald Trump in our lives and Elon Musk as well. Real engineers and scientists knew he was a moron long ago. I was told repeatedly by my brother and his nerds at JPL that Elon was a dolt. But tech press don't know shit either and access is the name of the game.
December 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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All the usual suspects ... and now the US.

We're officially on Team Bad Guys now.
Ukraine accomplished to pass a UN resolution that recognizes the tragedy of Chornobyl - NOT as RU spells is “Chernobyl”; and Russia’s fault. For years, they’ve claimed their narrative passing THEIR resolutions. For the first time Ukraine accomplished to recognize the truth.

Check who voted against
December 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Hey, tell me if one of my bingo squares hits and I don't notice when we're streaming on giantbomb.com/live/chat
December 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Are you one of the fortunate few to own the SDCC exclusive? Per the /r/VinylReleases subreddit - don't keep it in the PVC sleeve.

P.S. If you own Ghosts I-IV on vinyl, and haven't resleeved it yet, this is your cue to inspect your Ghosts records.

www.reddit.com/r/VinylRelea...
From the VinylReleases community on Reddit: NINE INCH NAILS - Tron Ares (Limited SDDC Edition /2500 On Red Dye Colored Vinyl 7")
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December 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the most pathetic crybaby dickhead currently alive, the president of the United States.
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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does anyone know how i can get in touch with the Mad Men puke hose crew for a fun party prank i have planned
December 4, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Next door neighbor had several chicken disappear in the past two weeks, including their rooster. Sadness.

Tonight I made a 330 foot Ethernet cable, attached one end to a router in our chicken coop and ran the other end down the path to the nearest pond on our property. I refer to it as The Lake.
December 4, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I don't Spotify and none of you should either, but I amused myself earlier thinking "Hmm, 75% Health, 25% Nine Inch Nails. Then I discovered Apple Music does a similar thing called Replay.

Nailed it!

@health.band @nin.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I’m not too into meme sharing but fuck you, you’re going to look at this one.

#DankMemes #LOLNIN #MerryChristmas
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Glad Schumer finally woke up to recognize war crimes.

Meanwhile as Israeli military continues to commit genocide with US weapons & tax dollars—Schumer remains silent.

Do you see how your hypocrisy enables these war crimes, Chuck? Do Corporate Dems see how their silence on genocide enables this?
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM