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Dog and chicken loving NIN fan. Certified Gregghead. I won Best Hog at the hog-shit snarfing contest. PNW Lifer, USA.

Former: Big Ed’s Gas Farm.
What the hell is Trent Reznor wearing onstage at the New Orleans NIN show earlier tonight?

Looks like he’s teasing a role in the next Star Wars movie taking place on a desert planet.
February 6, 2026 at 7:21 AM
@grubb.wtf @tolkoto.com @jerf.xyz @danryckert.com @giantbomb.bsky.social

www.monsties.org magically appeared during your Direct livestream this morning.
February 6, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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Wrote about some of the history of the Wyden Siren from @wyden.senate.gov and why we should take it VERY seriously when he sends a cryptic letter like he did yesterday.
February 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I finally watched the new Naked Gun. I knew I was going to love it but damn. I cannot remember a time when my wife and I have laughed out loud so much.

Best movie of the past five years? Sure. Goddamn.

And can somebody please get Weird Al a Nobel Peace Prize or something for his role?
February 5, 2026 at 8:14 AM
I know there are many more important things happening out there at the moment, but I can confirm that the new episode of The Muppet Show is wonderful.

If you have a half hour free and want some entertainment, I highly recommend it.

I’d love to see this come back for a few episodes a year.
February 5, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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I've never met someone who doesn't like the N64 who seems happy
February 5, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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Billionaires are worse than the devil, because the devil truly believes in the evil he does.
February 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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Schumer doing us a favor here. Making it crystal clear he will not help us. We ignore or rationalize his message at our peril. He, Jeffries et al must be swept aside on the path to power. Thanks for absolutely nothing Chuck.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:

End the roving patrols and racial profiling.

Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.

Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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You should watch us play through the Myst games and Pyst and 7th Guest. One of my favorite shows that we've done. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQpM...
Monday Mornings Myst with Mitch
YouTube video by Giant Bomb
www.youtube.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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Over 3,302 people donated to our ICE Out Charity Stream with @giantbomb.bsky.social, ultimately raising over $276,000!

Catch up on the fun stream with @danryckert.com, @grubb.wtf, @jacobgeller.com, @sarahpodz.bsky.social, @leovader.com, and @yozetty.bsky.social here. youtube.com/live/SMcO71c...
February 3, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Ohhhh! What if this year there were as many Super Bowl commercials using AI as the punchline than the commercials outright promoting it?

We’ll get there eventually, but I’m holding on to a little optimism for humanity that we get there this year.

The money’s against me but it always has been.
February 3, 2026 at 1:22 AM
For a brief moment I thought this said Adobe was shutting down and I was so happy.

:/
February 2, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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Elon being asked to leave the eyes wide shut party because he’s weirding everyone out
February 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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I had an establishing care appt with a new GP, and the nurse doing the standard mental health intake questions asks "In the past two weeks have you had feelings of anxiousness or hopelessness?" and I just started laughing and said "Come ON." She laughed and said "I'll put down no, but.. yeah."
January 30, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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Stephen Toulouse, part of the Xbox Live moderation team, was almost certainly alive to help pass this judgment down on Jeffrey Epstein. (RIP.) To my Seattle-area 'Softies and Xboxen: if you know more about this, please contact me via Signal (@samred.81), I protect sources. h/t @xboxera.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Guess it’s time to scream, spit, and kick off all those stupid fucking expensive taillights.
The USA, where the summary execution of an unarmed man can now be justified by the actual president, because on a separate occasion he kicked the tail light of a "very expensive government vehicle."
January 30, 2026 at 9:32 AM
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Tucker Carlson: "Saudi Arabia [...] is kind of a weirdly free place.”

Hillary Clinton: "The example that the kingdom is setting for the right kind of development [...] that is a very strong model for other parts of the world"

Quotes from a real estate conference in Riyadh
Hillary Clinton and Tucker Carlson Walk Into a Saudi Real Estate Forum
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Wow. Getting caught up on today’s Bombcast. They’re talking about Papa Murphy’s Pizza.

They couldn’t have possibly gotten it more wrong. It’s fresh. Every time. Never frozen.

Take it home, cook it, serve, eat it. Arguably the best pizza experience.

Get it together @giantbomb.bsky.social
January 28, 2026 at 5:51 AM
@janochoa.bsky.social FutureLove/SexSounds is definitely one of the best.
January 27, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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RIP Greg Bovino
January 27, 2026 at 2:33 AM
You guys want to hear a bad band? Geese. Holy shit. No.
January 26, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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Fyuuuuuucckkkkkkk yooiiiouuuuuu
Veterans Affairs Sect. Collins finally put out a statement regarding VA nurse Alex Pretti's death. Link and screenshot (with alt text) x.com/SecVetAffair...
January 25, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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Oh finally, I know we were all on baited breath wondering what the CEOs thought
INBOX: 60+ CEOs of Minnesota-based company call for "an immediate deescalation of tensions and for state, local and federal officials to work together to find real solutions."

No mention of ICE in the letter.
January 25, 2026 at 9:51 PM