exile on twain street
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exile on twain street
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patient zero of vegas phantom limb syndrome
The Church places a second temple on the edge of town. Iit’s fitting. My former faith engages only itself. It speaks. It doesn’t listen.

It’s a parochial pastoral parasitic anachronism sucking a tithe of 10% that it will never invest in our community.

www.fox5vegas.com/2025/09/25/g...
Groundbreaking ceremony held for Lone Mountain LDS temple in Las Vegas
Officials broke ground Thursday on the site of a temple that sparked controversy in a southern Nevada community.
www.fox5vegas.com
September 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
If the guy had the power to save lives by taking bullets, why’d he wait so long? I wouldn’t want all those unsaved lives on my conscience, would you? Clearly, he should’ve started taking bullets sooner.
September 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
A poem for my wife of ten years twenty-five years ago.
September 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
When one pic says it all.

(Courtesy CityNerd, a former Vegas transit engineer.)
September 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Gallery of Presidental Doodles

(Swipe through the gallery for charming insights on a few former occupants of the Oval Office.)

In order, we have:
Lyndon Johnson
Richard Nixon
Ronald Reagan
Donald Trump
July 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Whereupon we settle at Donald Trump’s equilibrium of imbecility:

Immigration restrictions and deportations result in artificial scarcity in labor supply.

Tariffs restore the balance by making sure there’s nothing for anyone to do anyway—artificially reduced labor demand.
"If you look at page 1 of the tariff handbook, it says: Don't tariff inputs. It's the simplest way to make it harder—more expensive—for Americans to do business. Any factory around the world can get the steel, copper, and aluminum it needs without paying a 50% upcharge, except an American factory."
July 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
My only concession to Republicans after today is to tell them this:

“You may be right about our cultural and educational institutions. I agree they were wasting money if the results are idiots like you."
July 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
For many years at the far south end of the Las Vegas Strip there sat a retro-charming motel fronted by a small sculpture of a pink elephant called the Diamond Inn.

A few years ago, having earned more than its share of notoriety, the Diamond Inn was forced to close.

#poetry
#vegasverse
June 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Game 1 goes to Ricky Pancakes!

@joellava.bsky.social, can you recall seeing Tyreese Halliburton actually jump when he’s shooting a jumper before tonight’s game-winning splat—I mean splash? Magic, Manu G and TH are lodged in my mind as career no-jump jump shooters. Wild.

youtube.com/watch?v=FpB0...
Tyrese Haliburton STUNS OKC! Game-Winner with 0.3 Seconds Left in Game 1 🔥 2025 NBA Finals
YouTube video by House of Highlights
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June 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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If someone isn’t parking a TACO food truck outside the White House, what are we even doing with this stupid timeline!?
May 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Amen!
“If you haven’t been poor, don’t legislate for the poor.” - Rep Lateefah Simon, CA-12
May 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
From sand-burned tongues shouting Horrors to the thoroughfares
Of word-scalded winds, our
Blarings carried to barren rock,
No syllable returning intelligible
To tender hearers' ears, Imperceptive to echoes
Off hard faces of hard words.

From “Inarticulations.”
©️2025 richard powell / danage jack
May 15, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Silhouetted against the glow, Joshua
Kind line the ridge, and in blurry early
Mornings I see stopped simulators.
They re showgirls, they re strippers, they're slappers,
Or might as well be for all that
Anyone ever leaves this ravine.

From “Bitchslap Joshua”
2025, damagejack/Richard Powell
May 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
How did Borges write? He wrote a sentence, then he edited that sentence, and when that sentence was just right, he continued to the next sentence (source: legend).
May 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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the english word "computer" actually comes from the french term "comp de terre" which means "bastard of the earth"
May 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Port of Shanghai—If ships ain’t departing, shit is starting.

Port of Los Angeles—If ships ain’t arriving, we ain’t thriving.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjkCT2Xm
Is this what a trade war looks like? #greenscreen #greenscreenvideo #fyp #trending #blowthisup #tariffs #tradewar
TikTok video by Average Joe
www.tiktok.com
April 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Imagine being in Germany in 1931 and being able to watch the run on the Mark, the labor strikes and the Danatsbank collapse.

We’re not Weimar, we’re America, the most pwerful nation in history. We can watch our national collapse in real time on VesselTracker.

USA! USA!
April 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Jeff Bezos sure could use a favor from Donald Trump about now, eh? Like maybe an exemption for the Amazon supply chain? Make it transparent, guys, leave the door open and the lights on. We wanna see all that hot billionaire on billionaire action!
April 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Vegas has had its share of disreputables, but Kash Patel makes Tony Spilotro look like a Fremont Street fauxcaine slinger. ICE gives him Braunhemden.

If this guy is gonna do work from home in our town, his home needs to be Circus Circus with all the other clowns.

www.cnn.com/2025/04/26/p...
FBI director posts photo of arrested Wisconsin judge’s perp walk, possibly violating DOJ policy | CNN Politics
FBI Director Kash Patel posted a photo on X Friday night of the Wisconsin judge who was arrested for allegedly obstructing immigration agents while she was handcuffed, being escorted to a vehicle by o...
www.cnn.com
April 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Trump's EPA has rolled back regulations governing clean air, water, wildlife, and toxic chemicals.

It's estimated that these moves could result in 200,000 premature deaths by 2050.

Your Earth Day reminder that Donald Trump is a danger to our planet and our health.
April 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
There appears to be no exit to the maga roundabout. It’s infinite loops of dupes:

It would never happen to me.
But what if it did?
It would never happen to me.
But what if it did?
April 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The only thing protecting any given fact—even ‘water is wet’—from being ratfucked is Trump not paying it enough attention to ratfuck it.

Trump turns a COVID information website into a promotion page for the lab leak theory apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump turns a COVID information website into a promotion page for the lab leak theory
A federal website that used to feature information on vaccines, testing and treatment for COVID-19 has been transformed into a page supporting the theory that the pandemic originated with a lab leak.
apnews.com
April 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This is so awesome I can’t even.

#surewhynot #coffeebeanstoUtah
April 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The subtitled Kugman, from yesterday’s Substack / Bulwark interview on the current situation. #TradeWar
April 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM