evie
@evilyn.bsky.social
guinness world record holder for coolest dude
utah’s state bird, pdx, she/her
utah’s state bird, pdx, she/her
Pinned
evie
@evilyn.bsky.social
· Jul 1
more like elon butts
been in the BALL x PIT for days. my brain’s reconfigured itself. all i see anymore are balls and surfaces to bounce them off of
November 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
been in the BALL x PIT for days. my brain’s reconfigured itself. all i see anymore are balls and surfaces to bounce them off of
the bruises from my wisdom teeth removal are making me look like i have a handlebar mustache and it’s got me feeling worse than the pain and swelling and not being able to eat solid food
October 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
the bruises from my wisdom teeth removal are making me look like i have a handlebar mustache and it’s got me feeling worse than the pain and swelling and not being able to eat solid food
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Once again relevant:
This, from @erininthemorning.com's latest piece about Gavin Newsom helps explain why Newsom-loving libs' "erm, then enjoy Trump again!!!" stuff doesn't work on trans people who've been paying attention. www.erininthemorning.com/p/why-transg...
October 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Once again relevant:
it’s disheartening how much personal progress can be completely invisible, even to yourself. i haven’t chewed up the insides of my mouth in like a year at least, and i don’t think i’ve even thought about that until just now. those sores were hell, and i just didn’t realize they never came back
October 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
it’s disheartening how much personal progress can be completely invisible, even to yourself. i haven’t chewed up the insides of my mouth in like a year at least, and i don’t think i’ve even thought about that until just now. those sores were hell, and i just didn’t realize they never came back
covertly rolling 50000 Electrodes and Voltorbs into the basement of the Lumiose Society of Battle Connoisseurs building
October 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
covertly rolling 50000 Electrodes and Voltorbs into the basement of the Lumiose Society of Battle Connoisseurs building
they took my wisdom teeth. finally…an excuse for being a dumbass
October 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
they took my wisdom teeth. finally…an excuse for being a dumbass
reading the comments here and i guess it’s interesting to know how many people would kill themselves if they ever had to work a single day in most of my job history
October 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
reading the comments here and i guess it’s interesting to know how many people would kill themselves if they ever had to work a single day in most of my job history
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when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
October 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
god, i hope so. i’m tired of feeling like a loser for caring about things
Vibe shift in the culture towards earnestness
October 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
god, i hope so. i’m tired of feeling like a loser for caring about things
learning about myself is actually pretty chill. i left all the flashy “cool” shit behind and apparently the thing i’m actually most interested in is food history. can’t get enough of it
October 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
learning about myself is actually pretty chill. i left all the flashy “cool” shit behind and apparently the thing i’m actually most interested in is food history. can’t get enough of it
i can’t go to the protest bc i’m still testing positive for covid :(
October 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
i can’t go to the protest bc i’m still testing positive for covid :(
if binacle is your favorite pokemon what are you even doing with your life
October 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
if binacle is your favorite pokemon what are you even doing with your life
mashed potatoes in a cup? revolutionary
October 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
mashed potatoes in a cup? revolutionary
when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
October 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
where is my gauntlet dark legacy remake/remaster
October 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
where is my gauntlet dark legacy remake/remaster
what’s the use in having 6 cats if they won’t eat the ants that somehow keep showing up in my 4th floor apartment
October 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
what’s the use in having 6 cats if they won’t eat the ants that somehow keep showing up in my 4th floor apartment
is threads just a whole app for posting exclusively rage bait or what
October 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
is threads just a whole app for posting exclusively rage bait or what
my everything hurts, inside and out
October 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
my everything hurts, inside and out
today i learned that the soil in portland is so absorbent that it takes a ton of rain before it gets saturated enough that worms will come out onto the sidewalk
October 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
today i learned that the soil in portland is so absorbent that it takes a ton of rain before it gets saturated enough that worms will come out onto the sidewalk
why is every bath too small for the extremely average height of 5’9. that i have to choose my back or knees to soak in this epsom salt is a crime
October 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
why is every bath too small for the extremely average height of 5’9. that i have to choose my back or knees to soak in this epsom salt is a crime
wife’s gonna divorce me bc i called her the goozler. it’s been real while it lasted
October 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
wife’s gonna divorce me bc i called her the goozler. it’s been real while it lasted
with the way things are going, we’re gonna have to go back to communicating via pigeon or dead drops in the woods
Now we're seeing confirmation of the NSO acquisition.
Mark my words, this is the path through which Pegasus gets put on Americans iPhones & Androids.
This dictatorship-in-a-box belongs nowhere near our constitutional rights.
Mark my words, this is the path through which Pegasus gets put on Americans iPhones & Androids.
This dictatorship-in-a-box belongs nowhere near our constitutional rights.
SCOOP: Spyware maker NSO Group confirmed to us that the company has been acquired by a U.S. investment group.
NSO's spokesperson said the group "has invested tens of millions of dollars in the company and has acquired controlling ownership," but declined to say who is behind the investment.
NSO's spokesperson said the group "has invested tens of millions of dollars in the company and has acquired controlling ownership," but declined to say who is behind the investment.
October 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
with the way things are going, we’re gonna have to go back to communicating via pigeon or dead drops in the woods
it’s weird that fever dreams are even a thing. like, oh i got a slight temperature, time to cook up the weirdest shit you’ll ever see
October 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
it’s weird that fever dreams are even a thing. like, oh i got a slight temperature, time to cook up the weirdest shit you’ll ever see
covid finally caught my ass
October 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
covid finally caught my ass
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I spent the week at the police surveillance convention and let me tell you my biggest observation: The name of the game now is consolidating as much information as humanely possible from surveillance devices, the internet, other governmental data, and literally a million other places. 🧵
September 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I spent the week at the police surveillance convention and let me tell you my biggest observation: The name of the game now is consolidating as much information as humanely possible from surveillance devices, the internet, other governmental data, and literally a million other places. 🧵