Bobcat Twink 🔞
@everstorm.hyperscat.com
If you found this account, no you didn't.
20y/o bobcat with a smelly fetish
Minors will be shot on sight if caught interacting with this account.
20y/o bobcat with a smelly fetish
Minors will be shot on sight if caught interacting with this account.
Pinned
Barely felt this one coming and whipped out the phone to record it~
Desperate for a shit and still taking a laxative.
Will update as the night goes :3
Will update as the night goes :3
February 2, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Desperate for a shit and still taking a laxative.
Will update as the night goes :3
Will update as the night goes :3
Rushing to the bathroom and unleashing a noisy, unmistakable load that everyone knows about~
February 1, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Rushing to the bathroom and unleashing a noisy, unmistakable load that everyone knows about~
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I should drink this whole thing in one sitting
What could possibly go right?
What could possibly go right?
January 31, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I should drink this whole thing in one sitting
What could possibly go right?
What could possibly go right?
Just had to block a cub account. A reminder that I do not log onto Bsky to babysit, even if it's just an act. Not to mention that the account in question reposted AI art/animations. Not cool.
Fuck EVERYONE who presents themselves as a child for sexual reasons, but I'm aware ABDL is different.
Fuck EVERYONE who presents themselves as a child for sexual reasons, but I'm aware ABDL is different.
January 31, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Just had to block a cub account. A reminder that I do not log onto Bsky to babysit, even if it's just an act. Not to mention that the account in question reposted AI art/animations. Not cool.
Fuck EVERYONE who presents themselves as a child for sexual reasons, but I'm aware ABDL is different.
Fuck EVERYONE who presents themselves as a child for sexual reasons, but I'm aware ABDL is different.
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I drink coffee > I get extremely gassy > "that wasn't just a fart" > I push a huge load of sloppy shit out into my underwear > repeat
December 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I drink coffee > I get extremely gassy > "that wasn't just a fart" > I push a huge load of sloppy shit out into my underwear > repeat
When pooping doesn't make your desperation go away and it just keeps coming~
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 AM
When pooping doesn't make your desperation go away and it just keeps coming~
Gonna have some chicken enchilada casserole tonight. I should've gotten laxatives to take with it and really test the upper limit of my plumbing but I forgor
January 29, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Gonna have some chicken enchilada casserole tonight. I should've gotten laxatives to take with it and really test the upper limit of my plumbing but I forgor
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Upset tummy to hyperfull diaper pipeline
January 28, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Upset tummy to hyperfull diaper pipeline
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(hyperscat)
i wonder what that spell she's writing down does--oh damn
i wonder what that spell she's writing down does--oh damn
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
(hyperscat)
i wonder what that spell she's writing down does--oh damn
i wonder what that spell she's writing down does--oh damn
I want someone to make a chocolate cake made with choco-lax for me thinking it was normal chocolate, with both of us finding out just what kind of chocolate it was at the same time~
January 27, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I want someone to make a chocolate cake made with choco-lax for me thinking it was normal chocolate, with both of us finding out just what kind of chocolate it was at the same time~
Anyway *gives you the pill of hyper IBS*
January 26, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Anyway *gives you the pill of hyper IBS*
Standing at the urinal to pee, but you shit your pants instead
January 21, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Standing at the urinal to pee, but you shit your pants instead
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a person with CG aura so powerful that you just start pooping yourself as soon as you start holding their hand.
doenst even matter if you had to shit before or not, logs are piling up in your pants and all it makes you wanna do is hold their hand tighter and snuggle into their side <3
doenst even matter if you had to shit before or not, logs are piling up in your pants and all it makes you wanna do is hold their hand tighter and snuggle into their side <3
January 20, 2026 at 6:26 AM
a person with CG aura so powerful that you just start pooping yourself as soon as you start holding their hand.
doenst even matter if you had to shit before or not, logs are piling up in your pants and all it makes you wanna do is hold their hand tighter and snuggle into their side <3
doenst even matter if you had to shit before or not, logs are piling up in your pants and all it makes you wanna do is hold their hand tighter and snuggle into their side <3
Wishing all my moots waist-slimming diarrhea the likes of which all beauty influencers envy
January 19, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Wishing all my moots waist-slimming diarrhea the likes of which all beauty influencers envy
I just had a super hot idea
Sitting on a cursed toilet that curses the person sitting on it temporarily with hyper-laxative effects.
Sitting on a toilet to relieve yourself... And it keeps coming. Then your stomach rumbles, and it starts going faster.
Getting off the toilet doesn't help either
Sitting on a cursed toilet that curses the person sitting on it temporarily with hyper-laxative effects.
Sitting on a toilet to relieve yourself... And it keeps coming. Then your stomach rumbles, and it starts going faster.
Getting off the toilet doesn't help either
January 18, 2026 at 7:54 AM
I just had a super hot idea
Sitting on a cursed toilet that curses the person sitting on it temporarily with hyper-laxative effects.
Sitting on a toilet to relieve yourself... And it keeps coming. Then your stomach rumbles, and it starts going faster.
Getting off the toilet doesn't help either
Sitting on a cursed toilet that curses the person sitting on it temporarily with hyper-laxative effects.
Sitting on a toilet to relieve yourself... And it keeps coming. Then your stomach rumbles, and it starts going faster.
Getting off the toilet doesn't help either
Need to have unending diarrhea someday. Flooding the entire city with green shit with a consistency more comparable to soup than to any biological byproduct.
January 18, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Need to have unending diarrhea someday. Flooding the entire city with green shit with a consistency more comparable to soup than to any biological byproduct.
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I had better see a record number of reposts on this.
January 15, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I had better see a record number of reposts on this.
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Cripes a’mighty people, Steven Miller is not staging a militarized ethnic cleansing and sending the border cops to murder people in the street to distract from the Epstein files. He’s doing it because he and Trump (and Vance and Homan and Noem etc) really really want to.
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Cripes a’mighty people, Steven Miller is not staging a militarized ethnic cleansing and sending the border cops to murder people in the street to distract from the Epstein files. He’s doing it because he and Trump (and Vance and Homan and Noem etc) really really want to.
Is there anything preventing me from signing on with ICE for the express purpose of obtaining the 50k signing bonus and using that to leave the US?
Genuine question. The time for hypotheticals and "riding it out" is over, I need to escape.
Genuine question. The time for hypotheticals and "riding it out" is over, I need to escape.
January 14, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Is there anything preventing me from signing on with ICE for the express purpose of obtaining the 50k signing bonus and using that to leave the US?
Genuine question. The time for hypotheticals and "riding it out" is over, I need to escape.
Genuine question. The time for hypotheticals and "riding it out" is over, I need to escape.
I need to start pooping and just never stop
January 14, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I need to start pooping and just never stop
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A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
Bloated crampy guts shortly accompanied by torrents of diarrhea~
January 13, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Bloated crampy guts shortly accompanied by torrents of diarrhea~
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There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good.
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
January 11, 2026 at 7:53 AM
There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good.
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
You could run a tractor off the FARTS I'm ripping tonight. This shit smells downright explosive
January 11, 2026 at 6:41 AM
You could run a tractor off the FARTS I'm ripping tonight. This shit smells downright explosive