Bobcat Twink 🔞
everstorm.hyperscat.com
Bobcat Twink 🔞
@everstorm.hyperscat.com
If you found this account, no you didn't.
20y/o bobcat with a smelly fetish
Minors will be shot on sight if caught interacting with this account.
Unexpected second round of explosive shit my beloved
December 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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comm for @premiumtuna.bsky.social <3

you have to nut to this
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Could you imagine laxative cream? Like a moisturizer you rub into your tummy and it works like a laxative. Instant effects... Goodness, I need to see something like that...
December 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Seems Scaff's spending #hyperscatday exactly as intended, no need for laxatives or anything, a touch cheese will do the trick.

(FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/61775172 )
August 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Upon my realization that I might be lactose intolerant, I have noticed a 312% increase in my desire for cheese
December 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Oops sorry I just-
*SPLORT*
I'm sorry I just can't-
*BLORT*
Dammit I wish I could-
*SPLATCH*
I'm really trying to-
*SPLRRRT*
It's so hard to h-
*SHPRTT*
I'm really trying to-
*BLRBRBBLPT*
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
You might've heard of perma-pissers but where are the perma-shitters?
December 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Perma-pissers man, they always gotta make it their whole identity

Like, we get it, you piss
November 15, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Woke up in the middle of the night with the most ANGRY tummy noises I've ever heard. Immediately after, cold sweats and the overwhelming urge to shit. Sprinted to the bathroom, literally ripped my underpants in the process of taking them off, and shat so much I almost filled the bowl.
December 3, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Push that tummy ache right out. Right now! On the bus! On the train! In your pants! On the floor! Didn't go away? No problem! Just keep pushing! It'll stop eventually, right?~

#hyperscat
November 30, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I'm gonna eat so much food today that I'm gonna be shitting for days. So much shit. Bathroom destroyed. Hallway filled. Living room stinking. Kitchen ruined. Front door blown open. Driveway unusable.

"Phew, round one is over with!" *Grwlll* "Looks like round two is here though! HRNGGG" *BLORBBTPB*
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Imagine being cursed. Any time you say a specific word or eat a specific spice, your bowels immediately start ejecting waste the moment it occurs. It doesn't stop until the spice leaves your system or after four hours, whichever comes first.

Oh wait that's just IBS on steroids isn't it
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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i figured i should make a post about this since its kind of important and i wanted to get the word out
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Farted so good the tummy ache went away.

Gas leak detector went off though, and I had a rather embarrassing conversation that essentially boiled down to "I had a lot of milk today."
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Tempted to mix up a laxative into some water bottles and then put a few in the fridge like it's a lottery. No idea which one is gonna make my tummy go rogue but knowing that one of them will~
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Ate some Mac and cheese. Not twenty minutes later I'm sprinting to the bathroom in a cold sweat desperately trying not to shit myself before I get there.

Beginning to think I might be lactose intolerant
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I wish I could just shit enough to fill toilets constantly

Once again another day of wishing hyperscat was real
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I need a dommy boy to spike my drink with laxatives before taking me out to the mall and loaaaading up on Mexican or Indian food. Keep me bloated and squirmy as I beg for the bathroom while he keeps saying "but we just have one more store to go through!" Until I bury the store in mushy boy shit ;3
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Stuffing myself with ramen, popcorn, and junk food and then shoving a dulcolax up my backdoor tonight. Will update as the night continues :3
November 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I need a dommy boy to feed me tons of garbage food that they know doesn't agree with me until I'm begging to go to the bathroom. Bloated and cramping and cutting wet farts that leave me seconds away from shitting myself until the inevitable explosion all over the floor~
November 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
If I try to participate in NNN this year I guarantee I'll fail in the first week just from taking a really satisfying shit
October 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
If you don't hornypost, how will people know you're horny? Perhaps the solution lies in the bowels of the internet (literally or figuratively, I don't much care, I just wanna see more cute boys taking massive dumps anyway)
October 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Desperately running to the bathroom with a huge bubbling guy, only to get there and find out a fellow hyperdumper already destroyed it. As you look around in dismay, your ass gives in and you shit the whole hallway.
October 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I need more instant hyperscat content to view. Like magic spells that instantly flood someone's bowels with absurd amounts of shit, hyper laxatives, etc. Ordinary dumpers suddenly filling BUILDINGS with shit.
October 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM